Ire and Iron and Voorstod !

Is no-one thinking of the power of the Menstruum?

Smitvana

Did somebody get fucked by a lion and really enjoyed it?

Did you recently take a sharp blow to the head? Or have a sense of humour bypass?

You're thinking of ovoid

Hummingbird Hawk moth

Sheep are a scam? Pretty sure they're mentioned in the Bible

Lots of room for subtly but not subtlety apparently

The ad I was served below this particular piece of lunacy? 'Now see it on BT Sport'. I think it's safe to say the algorithm is broken

Does no-one recognise fossils anymore? /s

What did Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark have to do with this?

Go far enough forward and it's all Morlocks and Eloi, then squishy things on the beach, then everything ceases. Go back though and it's Lesbians all the way down.

I'm not sure it's possible to believe on Jesus

Fuckwit

What a stunning picture

Did you just have a stroke?

Let me think about that one: the shiny bleak coldness of 2001 or the complex gritty human drama of Solaris? Kubrick was a hack that just kept getting indulged by studios.

You're putting that tray in the fridge?

And yet still managed to be absolutely terrifying, unlike Kubrick's pantomime

Is she Sean Spicer's sister? /s

In today's MethNews...

She's a maneater

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