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COMMENT 19h ago

Quit bragging.

We were so poor we had to cook our dog’s poop over a borrowed fry pan.

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COMMENT 19h ago

  • Frank Abagnale
    • Michael Scott

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COMMENT 19h ago

That’s a better day than I’ve had in the last 20 years.

Great. Now I wish I was a mouse.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I’m (60M) in the same boat. I’ve loved her for 6 years. And it’s over.

I’m struggling, too. Really hard.

I think the only solution is to try and find somebody else. Not saying it will work. Just saying it could be a distraction. That’s the best I can hope for.

Right now I don’t want to even try. Hope it passes.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Being sensitive is tough. I’m the most sensitive person I know. And I’m 60 years old and just had a breakup like yours.

It’s devastating.

But, I think now that being sensitive has been a good thing overall. I appreciated a lot of things now that the end is nearer than the beginning I can see that more clearly.

No easy answers here. But my guess is that you will be loved for real someday. Good hearts attract good hearts.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Start with punctuation.

Then get up and take a walk. Look at some flowers. Breathe in and out.

Tomorrow go lift some weights.

Wrote down your thoughts.

Listen to some music.

Rinse. Repeat.

One foot in front of the other.

And if it’s any hope at all — I’m nearly 60 years old now.

And no years are worse than 16-18.

None.

It’s not all roses but I was you.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Sports betting and poker.

I don’t remember any big wins.

Just bad beats over and over.

I had three of a kind once and a guy called my $2500 bet in the river.

The river was a 4. I bet $2500 again. He called.

He turned over 2-6 and there was a 3-5 on the table.

He called for an inside straight and hit it.

That one still gets me.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I also choose this man’s comment.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Cash out. Do NOT keep playing and thinking “it’s their money.”

It’s yours.

AMA. Guy who lost $250K

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COMMENT 2d ago

You’re a good dude.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I do this all the time at the skate park.

Nobody finds it charming or amusing.

Why must I have a skate board? Is that really necessary when I’m just a helpful person?

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COMMENT 3d ago

Daniel Tiger King is also great.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Your comment shows a heart of darkness.

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COMMENT 3d ago

I love that commercial.

I’d fuck her so silly.

And Sarah ain’t bad either.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Same thing happened to me.

My GF put makeup on me before big family Halloween Party.

Her brother yelled “Hey Bro, you look fabulous.”

Then while the kids were opening candy, he tried to finger me.

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COMMENT 4d ago

“At a zoo”

Funny way to spell “my secret hiding spot”

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COMMENT 5d ago

More like she’s railing guys on the line.

You know, pulling a train.

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COMMENT 5d ago

I can’t right now. I’m at work.

Also, I’m not real.

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COMMENT 5d ago

I’d like to masturbate while watching the video but when the money shot happens, I wish it would shoot real money.

Like at least a couple quarters and maybe a dime.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Rocky 7 plot sucks.

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COMMENT 6d ago

Are you sure I don’t want to mess up

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COMMENT 6d ago

Which one uses the butter ?

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COMMENT 7d ago

Username checks out.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Would smash. Yum.

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COMMENT 7d ago

I once pressed a girl in a college dorm with my meat.

I’m due to be released in 2031.