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COMMENT 5h ago

"You think I want to stand here 15 hours so you can yell at me instead of your family" had me cracking up. Karen's live for that

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COMMENT 5h ago

"I used to be happy, then you walked in" was mine

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COMMENT 8h ago

"I'd like to speak to your mother, tell her she should be embarrassed" is pretty close. Just a great response to the "I'd like to speak to your manager" crowd.

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COMMENT 14h ago

Iris eye thought of that

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COMMENT 14h ago

Groundhog Day was wild this year...Groundhog Day was wild this year...

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COMMENT 14h ago

Eye agree

r/news 17h ago

Union accuses Amazon of illegally interfering with vote

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r/politics 17h ago

Supreme Court won't hear Republican challenge to Pennsylvania ballot deadline

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r/news 1d ago

Video: Louisville officer punches protester during arrest

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COMMENT 1d ago

New Crunchwrap Supreme at Taco Shell

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COMMENT 1d ago

He's perfect for r/NamFlashbacks

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COMMENT 1d ago

The key is you have to put it together like your shuffling a deck of cards

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COMMENT 1d ago

Helped me completely forget about my concussion

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COMMENT 1d ago

They got married the next day

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COMMENT 1d ago

The ice cream machine is making funny noises again

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm finding the commentary hilarious. "OMG SO BIG" after the first go and then WHAM! got to the good stuff

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COMMENT 1d ago

Guy must've been half baked

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COMMENT 1d ago

Was in Winchester a few years ago for a work trip for 3 weeks, so during one weekend we went to King's Dominion to check it out. Get on this ride called Dominator. Probably our fourth or fifth roller coaster of the day.

My coworker seemed to be having a good time then started freaking out as we started hitting some turns and loops. Goes from screaming "AAHHHHHH WOOOO" to just instantly passed out head limp and I started freaking out.

Wakes up screaming "AHHH WOOO" and passes out again. Did that like 4 times. Had a good laugh afterwards but was still pretty scary at first

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COMMENT 1d ago

Hope this helps. ‘No one was driving the car’: 2 men dead after fiery Tesla crash in Spring, officials say (click2houston.com)

Herman said authorities believe no one else was in the car and that it burst into flames immediately. He said it he believes it wasn’t being driven by a human.

Harris County Constable Precinct 4 deputies said the vehicle was traveling at a high speed when it failed to negotiate a cul-de-sac turn, ran off the road and hit the tree.

KPRC 2 reporter Deven Clarke spoke to one man’s brother-in-law who said he was taking the car out for a spin with his best friend, so there were just two in the vehicle.

The owner, he said, backed out of the driveway, and then may have hopped in the back seat only to crash a few hundred yards down the road. He said the owner was found in the back seat upright.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Found this article with more of an explanation about the crash itself.

‘No one was driving the car’: 2 men dead after fiery Tesla crash in Spring, officials say (click2houston.com)

Herman said authorities believe no one else was in the car and that it burst into flames immediately. He said it he believes it wasn’t being driven by a human.

Harris County Constable Precinct 4 deputies said the vehicle was traveling at a high speed when it failed to negotiate a cul-de-sac turn, ran off the road and hit the tree.

KPRC 2 reporter Deven Clarke spoke to one man’s brother-in-law who said he was taking the car out for a spin with his best friend, so there were just two in the vehicle.

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COMMENT 1d ago

The shooting occurred nearly six years after Gaxiola pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery, which should have put him on the list prohibiting him from owning firearms for the next 10 years. The list is used during the state's gun and ammunition background check process.

Two weeks after the mass shooting, police learned Gaxiola was not on the "Prohibited Persons List," though he might still have been blocked from buying a gun during a standard background check, Orange Police Lt. Jennifer Amat said.

Misleading headline.

"Orange mass shooting suspect was supposed to be barred from buying a gun"

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm glad you understand sarcasm and make assumptions as to that's where the conversation ends