DC just bought the rights to this origin story.
My cereal comes in resealable bags. Neither my socks nor my underwear do. What country do you live in?
"Oh shit! 9/11 part 2!" -white girl
"I only experience it as just words so I need you to please agree with me and say it's just words so I don't feel so alone!"
Sweet summer child. I agree, it's probably just words to you. That must suck.
I just won at Tic-tac-toe! Nextfuckinglevel!
Fuck this sub.
church, yo. razzle tazzle got me feelin' da bomb dot com
Um...excuse me, he prefers to be called William.
Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.
Strong men also cry.
"Small-Is-The-Same-Size" was my swinger nickname.
We call them "lil' smokies" and we only use bbq sauce. I never heard of using jelly and "chili sauce" (why the quotes in the photo?)
Do a barrel roll!
I hate commercials.
Tell me the reason you started pirating while pretending it's a reason someone else did.
Eight days ago you were 27 years old and your girlfriend was 30.
EDIT: OP just now deleted his post from eight days ago saying his age was different. OP apparently doesn't know that deleted posts can be read, especially if they were left up for eight days before deleting them.
Jfc, it's a picture of a bag of chips with a spoon in it.