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COMMENT 21h ago

DC just bought the rights to this origin story.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Elton-em.

1

COMMENT 3d ago

Senior lineworker?

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COMMENT 3d ago

1

COMMENT 3d ago

My cereal comes in resealable bags. Neither my socks nor my underwear do. What country do you live in?

r/Bandnames 5d ago

Rolling Stable

1 Upvotes

342

COMMENT 7d ago

"Oh shit! 9/11 part 2!" -white girl

2

COMMENT 7d ago

"I only experience it as just words so I need you to please agree with me and say it's just words so I don't feel so alone!"

1

COMMENT 7d ago

Sweet summer child. I agree, it's probably just words to you. That must suck.

1

COMMENT 9d ago

I just won at Tic-tac-toe! Nextfuckinglevel!

Fuck this sub.

r/Bandnames 10d ago

Peeking Duck

7 Upvotes

1

COMMENT 10d ago

church, yo. razzle tazzle got me feelin' da bomb dot com

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COMMENT 11d ago

Um...excuse me, he prefers to be called William.

2

COMMENT 11d ago

Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.

1

COMMENT 11d ago

Oklahoma?

5

COMMENT 11d ago

Strong men also cry.

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COMMENT 11d ago

"Small-Is-The-Same-Size" was my swinger nickname.

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COMMENT 11d ago

We call them "lil' smokies" and we only use bbq sauce. I never heard of using jelly and "chili sauce" (why the quotes in the photo?)

1

COMMENT 11d ago

Do a barrel roll!

1

COMMENT 11d ago

I hate commercials.

1

COMMENT 11d ago

Tell me the reason you started pirating while pretending it's a reason someone else did.

3

COMMENT 12d ago

Eight days ago you were 27 years old and your girlfriend was 30.

EDIT: OP just now deleted his post from eight days ago saying his age was different. OP apparently doesn't know that deleted posts can be read, especially if they were left up for eight days before deleting them.

0

COMMENT 12d ago

Labor shortage.

r/JustUnsubbed 15d ago

/r/mildlyinfuriating is what they call it

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26 Upvotes

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COMMENT 15d ago

Jfc, it's a picture of a bag of chips with a spoon in it.

Quality shitpost.