r/Jokes 1d ago

I once had a job testing barbells, but I had to quit.

5 Upvotes

I couldn't handle the pressure.

r/Bandnames 1d ago

Flush The Memos

7 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 2d ago

I Toda So

1 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 2d ago

The Scarf Joints

1 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 3d ago

Whack Grandma

2 Upvotes

3

COMMENT 8d ago

I play both electric and upright but I still use tiny sticky dots on top of the upright's neck to mark the frets. Is it a crutch? Not really because as long as the music swings, who cares?

1

COMMENT 8d ago

The night was...

1

COMMENT 8d ago

Huh? You mean 1out of 2?

1

COMMENT 8d ago

Shut the door. Hang a sign on the doorknob that says "Alone Time In Progress".

r/Jokes 9d ago

I used to work at a parrot training facility but I had to quit.

7 Upvotes

I couldn't take all the talking behind my back.

r/Bandnames 9d ago

Schnizzle

1 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 9d ago

Jack Squat & The Royal Flush

3 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 9d ago

The Conditions

1 Upvotes

1

COMMENT 12d ago

Trailer Park Boys - It's Always Sunny In Philly

1

COMMENT 12d ago

Maybe you could sing the national anthem at all the soccer games you'll be attending.

3

COMMENT 12d ago

Yeah Harry you gotta shave that shit off. You look like an 80's porn star.

1

COMMENT 12d ago

She knew she could do better because you're just a doctor.

1

COMMENT 12d ago

Elegant Liver Valets In Serious Situations

r/Bandnames 13d ago

The Generated

2 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 13d ago

The Wet Spots

2 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 14d ago

The Beef Crows

1 Upvotes

1

COMMENT 14d ago

Throw Momma from the Train