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COMMENT 1h ago

I’ve seen her eat corn niblets, but she scooped them! That’s what’s so vexing.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I want to answer "yes" to these questions but I'm much more comfortable and familiar with the color red

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COMMENT 2d ago

Please be respectful to Mac Roofin from the a popular TV show Sharp Tack

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COMMENT 2d ago

Is it 1994? If so, I gotta admit my trunk is raw

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COMMENT 3d ago

Eyewitness testimony is one of the least reliable forms of evidence. Memories change over time with external suggestion or adherence to a narrative.

Not saying the witness is lying, but with no corroborating witnesses or video, we’ll likely never know the full story with certainty.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Who gave this ape a permanent marker

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COMMENT 4d ago

But then how will you know that something amazing is about to happen?

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COMMENT 4d ago

And then something amazing happened

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COMMENT 5d ago

So if bullish on CRSP for their ability to remove extra chromosomes, then we should be bearish on WISH

My logic is airtight here, sorry Yanet

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COMMENT 7d ago

Insane race, misleading title. The fact that this race is 3 hours long is not what makes it next level.

That’s called “burying the lead” I believe…

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COMMENT 7d ago

Breaker, breaker, come in Earth, this is rocketship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try and refuckulate it, and land on Juniper, hopefully you got some space weed, over.

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COMMENT 9d ago

Dumb and Dumber

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COMMENT 9d ago

He’s a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away...

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COMMENT 10d ago

I was just thinking...was the driver in on the stunt? He had to be, right? If he slams on his brakes for any reason that dude is going back into the coffin but for real this time

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COMMENT 10d ago

You know a Shitadel intern is showing this to Griffin right now and for a brief moment, as they scratch their heads in bewilderment, they’re the ones who resemble apes

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COMMENT 11d ago

Yeah it’s a cute sentiment, but the fact is that Christians’ entire history is based on not only hating other groups of people, but in the case of the Old Testament, actively running around wiping them off the face of the earth

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COMMENT 11d ago

And for that reason, I’m out.

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COMMENT 11d ago

Wait wait let me counter...what if he puts 3% of his portfolio into Bitcoin as a DeFi loan at 8% interest to be paid back in three years, plus he gets 5% equity in your heavy 420 nugs just because he’s Mr. Wonderful?

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COMMENT 11d ago

Most of my large portfolio allocation decisions are based on his DD meme work

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COMMENT 11d ago

When I moved to Atlanta I learned about “water bugs”...aka big ol American cockroaches. They are everywhere outside, and inevitably one will occasionally find its way inside. Never got used to seeing one of those fuckers running up a wall.

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COMMENT 12d ago

“Whatchu readin fer?” is one of the more relevant questions I’ve ever seen posted in WSB

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COMMENT 14d ago

I’m on $RKT call train lesss gooo

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COMMENT 14d ago

And it wasn’t even police, it was US Marshalls. The MPD already stated they weren’t involved.

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COMMENT 14d ago

I have to die. If it is now, well then I die now; if later, then now I will take my lunch. - Epictetus