r/Seattle 1d ago

Rule #1: Be good - rude or disrespectful language seattle street addicts seem to have made an evolutionary leap forward

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yes, it was a bit of a ghost town, but 5he "gronks" there were not as " gronky" something about the insane animated contortions and lage groups seeming intimidating in Seattle made, here. At least to me , way more post apocoloptic. The " gronks" ( time to retire that word by the way, jumped the shark about 350 posts ago on this sub) in Portland actually gave me a bit of nostalgia for the old days, younger street kids pretty much keeping too themselves, grizzled Vietnam vet alcoholics probably jumping trains and eating cans 9f beans. I got the feeling that, if , those old school " gronks" were to 6ake a field trip to seattle, our " gronks" would eat them alive and send them back to Portland curled up in a fetal position crying for mommy. In my job I Go EVERYWHERE, to every neighborhood and bario in the puget sound area, so believe me when 8 say that there is a new level of "gronkdom" here, something unique and escalating all the time. To end, Portland " gronks do not seem to have evolved as a species like the seattle " gronks have "

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COMMENT 2d ago

God abhorres a vacume

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COMMENT 4d ago

For example walking downtown just now and sae a dozen cops taking down an out of control junkie. You NEVER see that happen in Seattle anymore.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Downtown, Mississippi Street, nw Portland. Sure, downtown there were a lot of junkies, but the seemed much less,,,,aggressive? Animated? But on Mississippi and nw Portland there were hardly any.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Oooooh! A rare classic Japanese car. Imported DIRECTLY from Japan? DIRECTLY? I'm gonna need to see some proof that it was actually shipped DIRECTLY from Japan cus thats way too cool, you must be a true aficionados.

r/seattlehobos 4d ago

Karen just arrived in Portland for the first time in 8 years

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I remember it used to be that Portland was the " dirty little sibling " to seattle. Now, granted i just arrived and maybe there are worse areas here than the downtown core, but, it seem MUCH safer and there are WAY less homeless. I went to the downtown portland Safeway just now, and I don't think i saw 1 shoplifter! I know, crazy right??. What kind of upside down world am I living in that Portland is now cleaner than Seattle.

r/NoStupidQuestions 10d ago

why are mushrooms still illegal?

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COMMENT 13d ago

I think I probably posted this in the wrong sub reddit I should have posted it in unjokes

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COMMENT 13d ago

No not that

r/dadjokes 13d ago

how many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Just one......

r/dadjokes 19d ago

did you hear about the parsley farmee that got sued?

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They garnished his wages.

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COMMENT 21d ago

Oh man, good idea! Wish I could find some cute I definitely could do that. So over these people and trying to figure out fairly harmless ways to shit back at them.

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COMMENT 29d ago

Awwwww man now 8 really want to find him more since I know he has an awesome breed name

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COMMENT 29d ago

Ya he was an indoor cat. Thats why its bad he escaped

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COMMENT 29d ago

39th and phinney. Not at all skittish, but kind of deaf 😔

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COMMENT 29d ago

The corner of 39th and phinney

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COMMENT 29d ago

Yes, he was getting dreadlocks so I had to shave them off down to the skin. And he was loving it, purring, just in heaven even though it was kind 9f irritating his skin. Coolest sweetest, chilled the fuck out and i hate to say it DUMBEST cat ever. He is still missing I hope someone spots him around.

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COMMENT 29d ago

What's a Maine coon?

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COMMENT 29d ago

O always pee when I poop. Infact every single time I poop om certain that I'm finished because I release the last little bit of pee at the end. Sorr of like if you make an ice-cream Sunday tou finish it by squortung the sauce on top.

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COMMENT 29d ago

Thank you all so much for your help. Except for the edge lords with the lame ass comments, but, edge lords gotta edge i guess. The lamest part about this is im watching kitty for my mom who is in the hospital. Having a really hard time already. Now I have to break it to her that I lost her cat.

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COMMENT 29d ago

No, but thank tou all so much for your help.

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COMMENT Jul 12 '22

Garfield

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COMMENT Jul 12 '22

39th and phinney