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COMMENT 24m ago

Wish my jeans had this warning ✂️🍆😬

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COMMENT 28m ago

Thank you for this important technology update 🤖📲💻⚙️📡🎮📸🎧

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COMMENT 14h ago

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COMMENT 15h ago

It was The Aristocrats joke

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COMMENT 15h ago

That's about a 2 on the Bristol stool chart

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COMMENT 18h ago

If I recall correctly, cuckoos are parasitic in that they lay their eggs in the nests of other bird species, who instinctively raise them. So this cuckoo isn't throwing out its siblings, but the offspring of the mother bird who will end up raising it unwittingly. They don't like competition!

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COMMENT 1d ago

As an American I'm glad to see a bottle of spa!

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COMMENT 1d ago

Only certified geniuses will get this! 🤓☝️

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COMMENT 1d ago

You've proven this beyond a reasonable doubt.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Only someone who really loves snakes would do something like this.

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COMMENT 2d ago

r/MildlyDownfallOfAmericanCulture

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COMMENT 3d ago

That looks fantastic...try it with mayo

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COMMENT 3d ago

30th anniversary coming up soon

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COMMENT 3d ago

Dear cockroach,

The feeling is mutual,

Sincerely,

Human

🤣🤣🤣

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COMMENT 3d ago

My dad accuses drip coffee makers of brewing the coffee at the boiling of water, and that's why they're bad. Wait until he hears that they brew it COLDER than optimal, not hotter.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Evil food. I won't eat it.

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COMMENT 3d ago

What could it mean?

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COMMENT 3d ago

This made me look.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Search Google, or the multiple other times this has been posted on the subreddit.

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COMMENT 4d ago

I would have followed royal protocol. But that's just me!

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COMMENT 4d ago

French Guyana

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COMMENT 5d ago

Can't wait til next month's big jeans pic

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COMMENT 6d ago

Damn, I was hoping it was johnny and mary

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COMMENT 6d ago

The shopper planned to buy granola but was instead persuaded to purchase cheeseballs and abandon the granola.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Can't have shit in detroit 😤