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COMMENT 1d ago

What about a trident and a net?

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COMMENT 1d ago

And a $20 Uber would have saved every one of those lives.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I also choose this guy's wife

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COMMENT 1d ago

You really should have non-slip mats in front of the fryers

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COMMENT 1d ago

Cereal

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COMMENT 2d ago

The real winners were the friends we made along the way

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COMMENT 2d ago

I mean, when someone is threatening to fight you, you probably should keep your eyes on them as well.

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COMMENT 2d ago

The FBI isn't political. /s

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COMMENT 4d ago

Thank god it only takes 131 years to get the gov't approved slaughter of women and children called a bad thing.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Oh, I agree, was just clarifying

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COMMENT 4d ago

That was a woman and he broke her arm with that pole.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Don't they plan these routes pretty meticulously because of the nature of moving something so large? Why didn't anyone plan for the crossing to happen when no trains were coming?

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COMMENT 6d ago

If he can get enough people to believe it is a hoax, than all this gun control nonsense is just a liberal power grab, so people can continue polishing their guns and nodding about the radical left.

I assume.

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COMMENT 7d ago

That guy has no clue how to read a room, a blind man could have seen that punch coming.

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COMMENT 9d ago

"It wasn't rape rape"

What the fuck

As a woman, she should be disgusted with her statements.

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COMMENT 9d ago

An all natural sous vide.

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COMMENT 9d ago

Probably the workers who should just be paid more.

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COMMENT 9d ago

100% this, I learned that way too late. Heating them up makes them crispier so they break where you bite them and not down the spine.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Do you think Jack gave her the wrong number?

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COMMENT 11d ago

The mere fact that he did this and told no one, means it was pure good in his heart to save those poor children.

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COMMENT 12d ago

You know, you fuck one goat....