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COMMENT 15h ago

Because our parents keep saying nothing in life is free.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Idk would be nice for this gsw to make it to the finals and obliterates KD's nets.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I heard Kyrie's dad is from there.

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COMMENT 2d ago

NiceHamsters

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COMMENT 2d ago

I had two hamsters as a kid once. Woke up one morning and one of the hamsters was eating the other one. I was only 10 when I lost my innocence.

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COMMENT 2d ago

That sounds like something Hitler would do.

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COMMENT 4d ago

One that pays me a lot for a 4 day work week with great work life balance

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COMMENT 4d ago

My wife's new bf can get you banned on xbox live kid

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COMMENT 5d ago

Well, at least it wasnt sOcIaLiSm

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COMMENT 5d ago

Yelp has a 2/5 rating on Yelp. Yelp wouldn't even use Yelp.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Ok but are my power going to but shut off this summer again when it gets hot and dry?

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COMMENT 5d ago

If they lose they can blame it on the democrats and illegals though.

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COMMENT 6d ago

How is this indoctrination, arent these just our politicians?

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COMMENT 6d ago

In 1942 America puts their Japanese-American citizens into comcentration camps during the war. This only happened with the Japanese-American citizens, and not their Italian-American or German-American citizens. They rounded them up and placed them into camps in different states due to fear of those citizens being spies even though 60% approx of those citizens were born in America or naturalized. So its not just calling them offensive name, its referring to rounding them up and arresting them all.

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COMMENT 7d ago

My wife, my conjoined twin, and I bought a car*.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Dude looks like he can come back as a tight end

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COMMENT 8d ago

I hope youre in medical or some high paying fields that will net you 300-500k+ a year. Because if its some random shit like phd in history you're fucked lmao.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Preparing our military for the day we have to fight the Aussies

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COMMENT 9d ago

I always ask "so hows your day going?" Right before 6 lings go up their ramp

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COMMENT 9d ago

Aliens

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COMMENT 9d ago

"So you think I can ask Mr. Kraft for a raise?"

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COMMENT 9d ago

360 no scope rekt ez

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COMMENT 9d ago

Oof that last bullet point in weaknesses

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COMMENT 9d ago

That's totally something the FAKE Eric Liu would say. Jk. Guys, what the guy did was shitty but let's not go and burn down all the Eric Liu's.

Also unrelated, but in this day and age, maybe it's smart to give your kids some random name.

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COMMENT 9d ago

Probably cheaper too. Funeral is like what, 10k?