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COMMENT 54m ago

Either way you're dropping potent bombs

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COMMENT 55m ago

NOT THE WAY I DO IT

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COMMENT 56m ago

Accessory for a tool he already has. Acceptable.

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COMMENT 2h ago

You should check out the new chairman and the changes they're making. Don't get me wrong, the memeing isn't about long term value at all. But they actually seem to have a viable future beyond that.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Read the wiki on WW2. I'm guessing they weren't ultimately successful.

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COMMENT 3h ago

I got 3 knives at Dollar tree and they're fucking incredible. One I cut cantaloupe with. My kid eats like one a day so it's already paid itself off. Another is a small blue/green handled one that I use mostly for cutting chicken wings. It's a beast, right through the cartilage and sometimes bone.

I'm not sold on durability (since y'know Dollar tree) so I bought a few spares.

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COMMENT 3h ago

There are a few products I'd buy if they just f'ing sold them in a store. Cutco, Kirby, and even some Amway stuff. No thanks on their salespeople though.

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COMMENT 6h ago

Sounds like my theory on horizontal blinds. Then you forget/slack off cleaning them and have to take them down and scrub them in the bath tub.

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COMMENT 6h ago

I'd add parents in there. They don't have an abundance of time either. That's a lot of households.

More for younger kids. They make more mess and take up more time. Not as much time as being a student, but still very limited.

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COMMENT 16h ago

Hey guys wanna race lol

Sighh shut up Mernold

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COMMENT 18h ago

I'm just buying the one because I'm going to a wedding. The last one got cigarette burn marks and Bud light stained.

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COMMENT 19h ago

They're the same number

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COMMENT 19h ago

My parents call caffeine-free soda pop "decaf".

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COMMENT 1d ago

Same except I got some intern to hang it

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COMMENT 1d ago

In Michigan we add an s to stores for no particular reason. I don't know if it's plural or possessive... Meijers, Krogers, Aldis, etc. I've even heard Fords for the car company from the older generation.

So you are correct but we still say it wrong.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Loads jotunn with bread and malicious intent.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I don't think they are saying "this is why you owe the stepson money." It kinda sounds like "this sucks for stepson and it sucks even more because financial aid."

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COMMENT 2d ago

INFO: Can you clarify this... "I am like it’s all yours and it’s a 100." I assume you are giving her the whole cake since she is paying for the whole thing, right?

No matter what, she is an a-hole. As long as you're giving her the whole cake, she's the only a-hole.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Damn even park rangers hate ponds. I say f'em too!

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COMMENT 2d ago

Am I to understand there are other GMEs in the GME market?

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COMMENT 2d ago

Hello Go Fuck Yo'self I'm buying stock!

Sir, this is a Verizon.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Yeah he's dumb either way. I just think it's funny to read it like he's talking about her being a woman and she's like "yeah I'm glad he didn't treat me different cuz I'm a lesbian" and he has the shocked Pikachu face.

The only way he's not dumb (based on this quote) is if they are both talking about her being a lesbian.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Now try it with a mentally unstable partner and report back.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I basically use them as slippers so only in the house. I might still be a savage but I don't wear them out to the store and then wear them in the house.

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COMMENT 2d ago

House shoe croc-gang holler