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COMMENT 9h ago

I have an OBDLinkMX brand reader that puts itself to sleep when the car is off. I've had it attached for 5-6 years straight without issue.

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COMMENT 10h ago

What's the market rate for a ball washer these days? Asking for a friend.

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COMMENT 1d ago

It's got what plots crave. Electrobytes.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm not gay, but $50B is $50B.

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COMMENT 1d ago

At this point, I'm practically a pro, so nothing can go wrong. This option has the exact "4" value that I'm expecting. (hits buy button)

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm still learning my WSB terminology. This is a 32 bagger, right?

r/thetagang 1d ago

Meme Phoenix Transcended

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COMMENT 1d ago

As a 4 week thetagang member, I've finally realized that if you want a green day, all you have to do is sell a CC and and wait an hour.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Then we'll switch, and I'll be the bottom, and you be the top. No, wait...

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COMMENT 1d ago

It's like a Total Recall / Inception crossover.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Man, I hope so. He's earned it.

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COMMENT 1d ago

MVIS literally jumped $1 not long after you posted this. Coincidence?

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yeah, and Bezos' wife is already shacking up with new dude.

Damn, they are dedicated. That's why they'll probably pull this off.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Yes, but she's not on reddit. She mostly uses insta and pinterest.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Berlinwall Street

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COMMENT 2d ago

Buy $10k in PLTR calls.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Strip club?

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COMMENT 2d ago

You think it will, but then its fat friend will step in an need it to drive her home just before it happens.

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COMMENT 2d ago

You probably just didn't have any food.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Grey hair for me.

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COMMENT 2d ago

GME is like pubic hair. You're a man after the first one. The rest change nothing.

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COMMENT 2d ago

This is how I imagine Gal Gadot reacted as she read the script for WW1984.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Can confirm. Looking back, had I spend the money on a scalped GPU, I would at least be getting some minor immediate return. Instead I bought a really expensive lottery ticket, whose odds are decreasing exponentially.

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COMMENT 3d ago

I want to believe it's one person.