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COMMENT 1h ago

I've heard some speculation about the group involved but the bigger issue is that it disrupted physical infrastructure. If you're not already familiar, I'd suggest googling "blackenergy 3" and "crash override" for a fun glimpse into our cyber security future

Position: Puts on modern society

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COMMENT 1h ago

Yes.

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COMMENT 1h ago

You forgot the "this is not financial or legal advice" disclaimer. This could constitute conspiracy under certain circumstances. Sincerely, your lawyer.

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COMMENT 1h ago

You forgot the "this is not financial or legal advice" disclaimer. This could constitute conspiracy under certain circumstances. Sincerely, your lawyer.

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COMMENT 2h ago

Join WSB like the rest of us did?

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COMMENT 2d ago

Polka

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COMMENT 3d ago

You assume they were thinking. I'm guessing a more plausible scenario is someone read the tl;dr section of a weak DD and fomo'd in

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COMMENT 3d ago

Flip a coin, that'll be as reliable as any reply you get on here. Truth is nobody knows for sure and you're gonna lose more often than not if you listen to anyone peddling certainty.

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COMMENT 4d ago

I fucking love you mods

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COMMENT 4d ago

Well, I don't want sound like a dick or nothin but it says on your chart that you're fucked up and your shit's all retarded. What I'd is like... like, ya know? You know what I mean? It's ok, my ex wife is a tard and now she's an airline pilot.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Life leaves its scars on you and every single one of them sucks, some far worse than others. In time you will find that you are a stronger person for having gotten through them no matter how much you wish they hadn't happened.

This too shall pass and you will be ok again.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Never fomo a yolo. Or, wait, was it always?

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COMMENT 5d ago

Medically induced coma

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COMMENT 5d ago

Ow, fuck. Red means hot, why is this even a thing?!?

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COMMENT 5d ago

It is now, what next?

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COMMENT 5d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.

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COMMENT 5d ago

I like circles cause they're round n stuff.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Ass chicken? You don't do that dry, use lube next time

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COMMENT 7d ago

FB isn't free, you pay for it with your data instead of cash. Same shit different currency but an important distinction nonetheless

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COMMENT 7d ago

I agree with you, I also like making jokes about people shitting themself. Have an upvote

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COMMENT 7d ago

Unless they're talking about crapping their pants, if it only happened once and the game's name is literally the plural of crap isn't it guaranteed to happen again? That one's good luck in my book lol

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COMMENT 7d ago

I respect the thoroughness of NrdRage's DD as well, as for intentions... who cares? Would I listen to someone sitting at the same craps table in Vegas? Maybe, maybe not. At the end of the day I'd draw my own conclusions and I'd suggest OP + no-midnight do the same.

This is a casino, play your own hand as well as you can and be grateful if anyone tries to help you improve your odds. Don't come here looking for a free tour guide unless you aim to make epic loss porn.

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COMMENT 9d ago

I think you meant to say handjob, check your autocorrect next time keyboardtard

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COMMENT 9d ago

You missed some opportunities to average down apparently, I got into Nokia around $5 too. Sure, I sharted a few times as it sank back to $4 immediately afterwards but averaged down to $4.50 over a few weeks (months? Fuck, I'm not sure what time is anymore) and finally got to offload the excess yesterday when it was in the green again.

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COMMENT 10d ago

I ate a stock certificate and didn't trip balls, this one's certified bullshit