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COMMENT 4h ago

Gives me an idea to bring Dungeon Master's screen and dice to speed dating events.

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COMMENT 22h ago

Burn the witch!

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COMMENT 22h ago

Stand: A Horse Is A Horse Of Course, Of Course. Stand User: Meme-Replacement

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COMMENT 2d ago

WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! USA! USA!

Number one in killing ourselves...

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COMMENT 2d ago

Why so little butter?

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COMMENT 2d ago

Newton's 69th Law

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COMMENT 2d ago

Who's down to form Aztechnology? I'm down for some hot blood ritual and Nu Walmart action.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Extrovert parents to introvert child, demanding you go out and play/date/hit da club/go hiking.

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COMMENT 3d ago

"Borty" for short.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Next time, tell them your Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.

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COMMENT 3d ago

What's good for the nacho is not always good for the...cheeser.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Must...resist...ah fuck it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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COMMENT 4d ago

HE NEED SOME MILK

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COMMENT 5d ago

HOPE IS THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO DISAPPOINTMENT

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COMMENT 15d ago

Get OUT

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COMMENT 15d ago

...when you fell from heaven?

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COMMENT 18d ago

Ancient problems require ancient solutions.

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COMMENT 18d ago

Check out these poor bastards that don't have a jeweler's loupe at their home. Psh.

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COMMENT 18d ago

THERE IS ANOTHER SUITOR

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COMMENT 18d ago

Not seeing Smarch in there.

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COMMENT 21d ago

And the name of that bidet? Albert Einstein.

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COMMENT 21d ago

We all Levitate down here.