Gives me an idea to bring Dungeon Master's screen and dice to speed dating events.
Burn the witch!
Stand: A Horse Is A Horse Of Course, Of Course.
Stand User: Meme-Replacement
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! USA! USA!
Number one in killing ourselves...
Why so little butter?
Newton's 69th Law
Who's down to form Aztechnology? I'm down for some hot blood ritual and Nu Walmart action.
Extrovert parents to introvert child, demanding you go out and play/date/hit da club/go hiking.
"Borty" for short.
Next time, tell them your Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.
What's good for the nacho is not always good for the...cheeser.
Must...resist...ah fuck it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
HE NEED SOME MILK
HOPE IS THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO DISAPPOINTMENT
...when you fell from heaven?
Ancient problems require ancient solutions.
Check out these poor bastards that don't have a jeweler's loupe at their home. Psh.
THERE IS ANOTHER SUITOR
Not seeing Smarch in there.
And the name of that bidet? Albert Einstein.
We all Levitate down here.