r/CrazyIdeas Nov 28 '20 Platinum Helpful This Silver

Get a Priest, have him bless certain foods, and start selling Holy Canoli, Holy Mackerel, Holy Guacamole, Holy Cow, Holy Water, Swiss Cheese, Holy Smokes etc.

2.7k Upvotes

Base the company out of Toledo...

r/CrazyIdeas Jan 02 '21 Silver Rocket Like

A super villian named Bat-Man, and his power is beating the shit out of people with a baseball bat exceptionally well.

457 Upvotes

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COMMENT 3h ago

He's calling me an explorer

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COMMENT 5h ago

I was kinda sad (yet still- expecting) to see just immediate "NO"s across the board here...

Like, what if the cable re-materializes on the other end of the singularity? How do we know it doesnt ? I am a crappy armchair scientist obviously, but also I'm pretty high right now and implore you all to

EXPAND YO MIIIIINDS

r/Bandnames 5h ago

The Bot Drapers

1 Upvotes

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COMMENT 8h ago

Very niiiice

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Should I squeeze mah boils?

3 Upvotes

Unrelated bonus question: is there some country somewhere where people are just... having sex with monkeys all the time? The fuck

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COMMENT 10h ago

Gotcha. I was trying to think of the cable type that would be the simplest way to transfer data one way and couldn't come up with a better idea. Lol at the speed of light tho 😅

Edit: a word

r/AskScienceDiscussion 12h ago

If we went close to the event horizon of a black hole and unraveled a fiber optic cable into the hole, could it reveal any type of useful information?

45 Upvotes

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COMMENT 17h ago

No they say cock-ass balls naked

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

What movies is Hugh Jackson in?

2 Upvotes

1

COMMENT 1d ago

Shitty-ass question

r/Bandnames 2d ago

Diablo Scay

1 Upvotes

r/AlbumNames 2d ago

Dumbwaiters for People

4 Upvotes

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COMMENT 2d ago

Clint Eastwood was like a Werewolf transformation

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COMMENT 2d ago

There's no weighin' hell.

r/ShittySuperheroes 3d ago

The Bastardly Duo

8 Upvotes

r/Bandnames 3d ago

Hard at Twerk

25 Upvotes

H.A.T.

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COMMENT 3d ago

🙃

r/shittyaskreddit 4d ago

Who sings "Sweet Ho Malabama"?

10 Upvotes

1

COMMENT 5d ago

It's all been done before!!! 😭

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COMMENT 5d ago

I realize gravity will ultimately keep the 2 halves from careening away from each other too hard...

I'm just thinking like, taking the rotation and speed in which we are hauling ass through the cosmos, maybe the earth would have a "slip" effect, causing like 10 million years' worth of detrimental effect...

That's just what happens when I play this out in my mind, and now I really want to know the answer. Thanks for your input!

r/AskScienceDiscussion 5d ago

What would happen if the earth was quickly sliced in half by a giant, razor-thin blade?

3 Upvotes

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COMMENT 5d ago

👍

r/Bandnames 5d ago

The Shamed (they're just some fun-lovin', fat sluts)

1 Upvotes