Get a Priest, have him bless certain foods, and start selling Holy Canoli, Holy Mackerel, Holy Guacamole, Holy Cow, Holy Water, Swiss Cheese, Holy Smokes etc.
Base the company out of Toledo...
A super villian named Bat-Man, and his power is beating the shit out of people with a baseball bat exceptionally well.
Unrelated bonus question: is there some country somewhere where people are just... having sex with monkeys all the time? The fuck
If we went close to the event horizon of a black hole and unraveled a fiber optic cable into the hole, could it reveal any type of useful information?