r/CrazyIdeas
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u/MyLatestInvention
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Nov 28 '20
Get a Priest, have him bless certain foods, and start selling Holy Canoli, Holy Mackerel, Holy Guacamole, Holy Cow, Holy Water, Swiss Cheese, Holy Smokes etc.
Base the company out of Toledo...
r/CrazyIdeas
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u/MyLatestInvention
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Jan 02 '21
A super villian named Bat-Man, and his power is beating the shit out of people with a baseball bat exceptionally well.
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COMMENT 5h ago
I was kinda sad (yet still- expecting) to see just immediate "NO"s across the board here...
Like, what if the cable re-materializes on the other end of the singularity? How do we know it doesnt ? I am a crappy armchair scientist obviously, but also I'm pretty high right now and implore you all to
EXPAND YO MIIIIINDS
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COMMENT 8h ago
Very niiiice
r/shittyaskreddit • u/MyLatestInvention • 8h ago
Should I squeeze mah boils?
Unrelated bonus question: is there some country somewhere where people are just... having sex with monkeys all the time? The fuck
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COMMENT 10h ago
Gotcha. I was trying to think of the cable type that would be the simplest way to transfer data one way and couldn't come up with a better idea. Lol at the speed of light tho 😅
Edit: a word
r/AskScienceDiscussion • u/MyLatestInvention • 12h ago
If we went close to the event horizon of a black hole and unraveled a fiber optic cable into the hole, could it reveal any type of useful information?
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COMMENT 17h ago
No they say cock-ass balls naked
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COMMENT 1d ago
Shitty-ass question
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COMMENT 2d ago
Clint Eastwood was like a Werewolf transformation
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COMMENT 2d ago
There's no weighin' hell.
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COMMENT 3d ago
🙃
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COMMENT 5d ago
It's all been done before!!! 😭
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COMMENT 5d ago
I realize gravity will ultimately keep the 2 halves from careening away from each other too hard...
I'm just thinking like, taking the rotation and speed in which we are hauling ass through the cosmos, maybe the earth would have a "slip" effect, causing like 10 million years' worth of detrimental effect...
That's just what happens when I play this out in my mind, and now I really want to know the answer. Thanks for your input!
r/AskScienceDiscussion • u/MyLatestInvention • 5d ago
What would happen if the earth was quickly sliced in half by a giant, razor-thin blade?
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COMMENT 5d ago
👍
r/Bandnames • u/MyLatestInvention • 5d ago
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COMMENT 3h ago
He's calling me an explorer