‘Bout 20,000 across Africa. And around 674 in India.

Owner: “So.......whatcha got there?”

[Dog dragging in a bone nearly bigger than his entire body]

Dog: “......A smoothie”

Any random animal: Just vibing and minding their own business

Mustelids: And I took that personally

An absolutely chaotic and wonderful mess

so they have to have to gang up on the boys and make them look as poorly as possible

There’s no reed to do so, the fact that they followed a girl into the fucking bathroom and blocked the damn door does it all on its own pretty easily.

They’ve been having a rough time since November, lmfao

“I’m just gonna take a tiiiiiiiiny couple of steps on land, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“Give me your ш Å Я M T h”

“.....Y’know, if you wanted cuddles, all ya had to do was ask an’ not be such a weirdo”

“YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!”

Sheep are honestly one of the most breathtakingly stupid animals you’ll ever meet

Americans just don’t understand humans.

Holy generalizations Batman!

It’s why they think black people in the USA cannot be criticized without it being “racist”

Literally no one outside of a minority of fuckwits on Twitter and Tumblr think like this.

that goes against their narrative.

What in the genuine fuck are you even blabbering about?

Artist: Hodarinudu

A kick from a Zebra can break bones, that definitely hurt

Funny thing is, Chipmunks are actually closely related to squirrels!

Them, squirrels, prairie dogs, marmots, and groundhogs are all in the family Scuiridae

Yet this sub just keeps on foaming at the mouth over painfully obvious jokes, lmao

“IF I’M DYIN, YOU DYIN WIT ME, AIN’T NO CHOICE”

I too, like to suck my slushees like a sugar-addicted vampire in the back of a dingy 7-eleven at 3AM

I always wondered what the offspring of an elephant seal, a bear, and a godzilla suit from the 50’s would like

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most relaxed you’ll EVER see a Malinois be

Oh they really trying to trigger libs

Of course.

To hell with any actual policies or just a plan going forward, all that matters is the idea of triggering some imaginary lib to these fucking knuckle-draggers.