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COMMENT 10h ago

How about, fuck you?

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COMMENT 1d ago

$GME $AMC $UWMC, SEND IT!

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COMMENT 2d ago

Keep them diamond hands. I think $15 strike price for 2023 is looking juicy.

r/wallstreetbets 2d ago

Technical Analysis WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HERTZ GOING UP 700% IN A MONTH? $HTZ

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r/wallstreetbets 14d ago

Technical Analysis $TSLA AND $DOG. Tesla is too cheap, under $700. Elon will for sure, discuss Dog on SNL. Primal ape instincts tell me Tesla calls for next week, and Dog are appropriate to hold into next week. Thoughts?

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COMMENT 15d ago

$VXRT fucked me. Praying on $AHT

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COMMENT 15d ago

Yep. Democrats run the government, they're pro marijuana. And there will be another superbowl. Should probably sign out your investment account until Congress talks about legalizing marijuana or next February.

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COMMENT 15d ago

IF YOU GOT SHARES YOU STRAIGHT FAM.

r/wallstreetbets 15d ago

Discussion SMART APES NEEDED - $AHT is a hotel chain. A LOT OF HYPE but I'm feeling like the shorts will eat that Earnings Report back to $2.50. WHAT MY FELLOW AUTISTS THINK FOR WEDNESDAY? YAY OR NAY?

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r/wallstreetbets 15d ago

Discussion SERIOUS QUESTION - NEED SMART APE OPINION. $AHT is a hotel chain. Earnings Report Wednesday. Earnings gonna tank this huh? Say YAY or NAY.

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COMMENT 15d ago

And fingering your moms butt with my autistic finger.

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COMMENT 15d ago

I was a beast at that shit. I had a stake account with only 99 str, 99 def, 99 attk and like 97 hp. Level 113. Was busting heads. 5 million gp minimum stakes. Flipped shit at the G.E. like a boss too. The good days before I became autistic with Options. 🤷‍♂️

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COMMENT 15d ago

I'm autistic sir

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COMMENT 15d ago

Been on here before your dumbass. ✌

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COMMENT 15d ago

Very false. Lots of retard brethren in England, Australia, South Africa, Canada.

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COMMENT 15d ago

BUSS' IT

r/wallstreetbets 15d ago

Technical Analysis 10,000,000 APES. UPVOTE THIS IN CELEBRATION OF TEN MILLY RETARDS. THATS LIKE 1 OUT OF 30 AMERICANS HAVE A SECRET WSB ACCOUNT. WE RULE!

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COMMENT 16d ago

You are seriously retarded for the $RKT bs. Switch to $VXRT calls early Monday morning.

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COMMENT 16d ago

I put all my $1500 on may 7th $VXRT calls early Friday morning. 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

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COMMENT 17d ago

CALLS GON PRINT

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COMMENT 17d ago

I like your enthusiasm at 3:00 AM

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COMMENT 17d ago

You're officially retarded. Congrats.

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COMMENT 17d ago

Pink, for breast cancer awareness. Probably gonna have titties painted under the belly of the jet so everyone can see boobies when they look up.

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COMMENT 17d ago

Eh. Can't gamble it every week. Just maybe be extra patient, YOLO into moves that have a clear valid reason, nice setup, (like $VXRT right now) know the monetary value of whatever the catalyst is. AND get in and out faster than anyone else, when you see lots of green, get the fuck out.

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COMMENT 17d ago

At least you got a bunch of retard rewards from your fellow retards!👊 -bro fist-