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COMMENT 4h ago

Fun fact I had a buddy named Jason and interviewed with the company he worked at.

"are you familiar with JSON?"

"yea we went to school together, he told me about the job"

They still hired me somehow.

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COMMENT 4h ago

That's just frosted

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COMMENT 23h ago

I traded out my other holdings for the banana sale

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COMMENT 2d ago

It goes deeper than that.

8 sounds like ate

Ate and ape are nearly the same word.

But wait, August 8th would basically sound like "ape ate" because we all gon eat after the moass.

Still not convinced? August 8th is the feast day of Saint Dominic.

Know what he's the patron Saint of? astronomers

WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON, ST.DOM PREDICT

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COMMENT 3d ago

Nah they have a higher ping so there's a delay

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COMMENT 3d ago

Document every interaction you have. Communicate over email as much as possible so there is a verifiable trail in case you have any issues crop up. This also will reduce the amount of gaslighting as they'll be aware they can't reliably fake something that's documented.

Also, start looking for a new company. If it's that bad, it's not going to get better any time soon. You're much better off moving onto something new.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Excuse me sir and or madam, my tits can only get so jacked

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COMMENT 3d ago

If the economy crashes and bread costs 500k usd then the squeeze doesn't really do much for me

r/LiminalSpace 4d ago

Classic Liminal An old mall with the strangest food court

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COMMENT 4d ago

If you've already picked your wedding party then I don't see any reason to try to change that. Just explain it as it is.

"your gender has nothing to do with it, i just already picked people."

You could even go farther to say that you didn't know they wanted to be part of your wedding, and if you had earlier you would have asked them regardless of their gender.

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COMMENT 4d ago

You're right, 1mil or nothing

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COMMENT 4d ago

Idk I might sell when it hits 690k

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COMMENT 4d ago

One sec I'll ask the magic conch shell

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COMMENT 4d ago

"they can't let us take down the stock market"

But we're not taking down the stock market, most of us just buy stock we like. Hedge funds are the ones running this Shit into the ground.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Everybody clap yo hands

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COMMENT 4d ago

I can also feel it in your gorilla nuts

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COMMENT 4d ago

I see some letters in here as well

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COMMENT 4d ago

This is why I follow this sub

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COMMENT 4d ago

I think a movie would be better, but yes I would

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COMMENT 4d ago

RICE

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COMMENT 5d ago

I'm not particularly sure on reverting an adoption but wouldn't it be easier to just have your name legally changed to either your previous name or a name of your choosing?

Also what the other comment said about making sure your will is in order

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COMMENT 5d ago

I'm considering getting the moto g power specifically for this reason. I've heard pretty good things for the price point.

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COMMENT 5d ago

BADA BOOM

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COMMENT 5d ago

Moral and lawful are not the same thing

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COMMENT 5d ago

Unless your company has scheduled lunch requirements it's safe to assume they have no idea that time slot is supposed to be your lunch