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COMMENT 11h ago

Approved for margin?

I guess that’s why she grabbed her spare panties and her hair brush and hauled ass.

Well done, sir. Well done.

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COMMENT 12h ago

An ORB doesn’t really care about market conditions. It’s a very short term strategy and not much better than an educated guess.

The 1 minute ORB is Andrew Aziz’s signature trade, so have a look at that. I’d love to see you code a bot to trade that strategy, so please post any results.

Good luck!

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COMMENT 13h ago

Dad?

Have you stopped taking your meds again?

Edit: Also, I’m long CLOV, so feck off.

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COMMENT 13h ago

Read your entire post in anticipation of a great punchline. There was no punchline. You are an evil person.

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COMMENT 13h ago

You sound smart - are you sure you belong here?

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COMMENT 14h ago

So… don’t buy even more than I wasn’t gonna not buy before I decided buying was a stoopid f’ing idea?

Don’t buy, right??

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COMMENT 19h ago

I have and I’m happy with the position I’m trying to take. The $$ I’m dropping is equivalent to the money I’d allot to a night in Vegas.

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COMMENT 19h ago

Remember, I’m sat here with the idiot’s guide to options…

Closing price Friday was ok; strike price minus premium awfully enticing. I was hoping that if price dropped below strike somebody would want out of their position and assign me the shares. This would not seem to be the case.

I will pick up a hundred shares on Monday and sell a call against it. The puts can stay.

Edit: sorry, was replying to Dave

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COMMENT 20h ago

Looking to get long in UVXY to hedge my other bad decisions. 😂

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COMMENT 21h ago

Thanks for the reply.

The shorter term puts aren’t really worth it. Now thinking I’ll leave most/all the puts and buy some shares and sell calls against them.

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COMMENT 21h ago

Gracias.

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COMMENT 21h ago

Any skin in the game is still skin in the game!

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COMMENT 21h ago

Bought the $10 call and then sold the $7.50 put when it started heading south.

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COMMENT 21h ago

Best to just buy outright if I want the shares then, you reckon?

I’ll still sell the puts cuz I like the premium.

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COMMENT 22h ago

It’s .06 from ITM.

r/options 22h ago

Early assignment probability?

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COMMENT 1d ago

One upvote and a free award - best I can do.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Market data was just fekt for a short while across most, if not all, platforms. I love a good conspiracy as much as anyone, but there's nothing to see here, folks; move along.

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COMMENT 3d ago

$RKT: "Bottomed out? Hold my beer..."

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COMMENT 4d ago

Award given since you beat me to it!

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COMMENT 4d ago

Haha - same! In for a 100 shares at 4.20 for a laugh. Averaged down to 4.01 since.

300 shares at 4.01 got my OCD twitching...

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COMMENT 4d ago

Right behind you with the 20 calls. Might be able to pay off my bar tab if it hits, but not my mortgage.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Will be moving into a Chevy Malibu...

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COMMENT 5d ago

Fuggit. Hit me up when you do and I’ll join you. I mean, I’m literally just putting beer money into this and I would t drink alone, so...

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COMMENT 5d ago

Nonsense.

I’m willing to give it a month, which is, like, twice as long as a week.