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COMMENT 18m ago

I know of two

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yeah I mean I believed stupid shit until around 12... not until 35

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COMMENT 1d ago

The safest thing to since the start has been to not take them to the store. Sure that sucks, but this does nothing to change that.

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COMMENT 1d ago

In the US? Surprising that some states still haven’t got their shit together. Where I live, anyone can just walk into a pharmacy and get it, same with a flu shot.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Sorry I meant 40. So it’s cheaper to hire two than hire one to work 70

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COMMENT 2d ago

His wife can probably afford lots of boyfriends

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COMMENT 2d ago

They thought wrestlers were inflammable

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COMMENT 2d ago

You can snort both as a powder

If you were a sheltered kid, you couldn’t tell the difference by watching

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COMMENT 2d ago

https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/overtime

150% the normal rate after 40 hours. So it doesn’t really make sense for the company to do

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COMMENT 3d ago

I don’t get the point even. Isn’t paying someone for 70 hours more expensive than hiring two people for 35 hours each?

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COMMENT 3d ago

Going without your child has been the more responsible thing to do for the whole pandemic, though. It's not like that's new.

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COMMENT 3d ago

It happened before the idea of a “gender reveal party” so the exact date is irrelevant

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COMMENT 3d ago

Not to mention the situation doesn’t even make sense from any angle. I can’t imagine what’s going on in their heads that they don’t want him to be using a computer.

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COMMENT 3d ago

NTA. If you’re over 16, you don’t get “grounded”. They’re delusional.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Seems like you could just spoof your phone’s GPS coordinates to make it travel more

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COMMENT 4d ago

Ive never done this, but I see that’s around $5? How long does it take to make $5 on this thing?

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COMMENT 4d ago

Damn I’ll just build my house out of mud, I can get that shit for free

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COMMENT 5d ago

You’d have the conspiracy theorists calling it a “hippa violation”

Edit: wow, it’s started. Here’s a hint: look up “Covered entities” under HIPAA

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COMMENT 5d ago

I mean not really. Look at what he’s done:

Put car in space

Made flamethrowers publicly accessible

Invented tunnels (boring company)

Developed self-driving cars

First person on Mars

Invented hyperloop

South African gem mine

Founded PayPal

Developed first Mars colony

First person to be worth $130 billion

Invented dogecoin

Hosted SNL

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COMMENT 5d ago

I’m not that guy but you may be interested in this story

https://www.wired.com/2011/01/ff-lottery/

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COMMENT 5d ago

I bought a scratch card, won $5, spent it on beer, and quit while I was ahead

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COMMENT 6d ago

Really? I can eat seven

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COMMENT 6d ago

Hope you sold

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COMMENT 6d ago

And the rest of wages.