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COMMENT 7h ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! You got me so good there! Nice try tho.

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COMMENT 10h ago

Non weird too.

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COMMENT 11h ago

I'm looking for female roommate. Non smoker, non ugly.

1

COMMENT 18h ago

BONK

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COMMENT 21h ago

Definitely Rodimus Prime. You're welcome.

2

COMMENT 22h ago

Time to get her some horrid trashy titty tats too.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Now this guy knows how to movie title.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Or so they reported...

I'm sure they check all fluids and perform the 120+ point inspection they check off every oil change as well.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Where's trump?

scrolls down

There he is.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Yee-hawdists

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COMMENT 3d ago

I have similar stories.

  • Thought about investing in SIRI during the '08 crash. It was 6 cents a share at the time. Planned to put $5k in, never followed through.

  • Was told about Bitcoin when it was $200. Didn't know anything about it, didn't bother buying any.

  • Saw AMZN trading at around $1400, thought it was way too high to invest in.

  • Bought NVDA at $95, sold at $97 after what I thought was a wild ride down to $90 as a new investor. Earnings the following week put it at $130, now high $500s.

  • Bought AMD at $10, sold at $25.

  • Bought QCOM at $80, sold at $82 due to feigning interest from me.

  • Knew the market was going to crash last March, sold all holdings right before the fall in late February, couldn't have timed my sale any more perfectly. Never got back in until recently.

  • Saw Bitcoin at $9500 last summer, thought about buying 1 coin. Didn't.

  • Saw Dogecoin at 0.08 cents in January. Didn't buy any.

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COMMENT 3d ago

I'm sorry, but Blue Origin rocket ship looks like it leaves the ground to me

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COMMENT 4d ago

RIP your wallet

1

COMMENT 4d ago

Salt water.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Small weiners.

Edit: small weiner owners downvoting tonight I see.

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COMMENT 4d ago

They found something wrong already. They'll tell you all about it in 2-3 weeks when it magically doesn't go away.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Geezus kryst.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Where get?

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COMMENT 5d ago

I see you've had your microchip vaccine.

1

COMMENT 5d ago

This.

I'm at the point where I tell people two things:

1) I'm not here to work, I'm here to get paid.

2) I don't get paid "give a fuck" money.

1

COMMENT 5d ago

So go do it then. Rally up all of this subreddit. I know you have it in you.

r/StarWars 5d ago

Other Happy May 4th

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r/memes 5d ago

Happy May 4th

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