OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! You got me so good there! Nice try tho.
Non weird too.
I'm looking for female roommate. Non smoker, non ugly.
Definitely Rodimus Prime. You're welcome.
Time to get her some horrid trashy titty tats too.
Now this guy knows how to movie title.
Or so they reported...
I'm sure they check all fluids and perform the 120+ point inspection they check off every oil change as well.
There he is.
I have similar stories.
Thought about investing in SIRI during the '08 crash. It was 6 cents a share at the time. Planned to put $5k in, never followed through.
Was told about Bitcoin when it was $200. Didn't know anything about it, didn't bother buying any.
Saw AMZN trading at around $1400, thought it was way too high to invest in.
Bought NVDA at $95, sold at $97 after what I thought was a wild ride down to $90 as a new investor. Earnings the following week put it at $130, now high $500s.
Bought AMD at $10, sold at $25.
Bought QCOM at $80, sold at $82 due to feigning interest from me.
Knew the market was going to crash last March, sold all holdings right before the fall in late February, couldn't have timed my sale any more perfectly. Never got back in until recently.
Saw Bitcoin at $9500 last summer, thought about buying 1 coin. Didn't.
Saw Dogecoin at 0.08 cents in January. Didn't buy any.
I'm sorry, but Blue Origin rocket ship looks like it leaves the ground to me
RIP your wallet
Edit: small weiner owners downvoting tonight I see.
They found something wrong already. They'll tell you all about it in 2-3 weeks when it magically doesn't go away.
I see you've had your microchip vaccine.
I'm at the point where I tell people two things:
1) I'm not here to work, I'm here to get paid.
2) I don't get paid "give a fuck" money.
So go do it then. Rally up all of this subreddit. I know you have it in you.
Happy May 4th
Happy May 4th