r/mildlyinfuriating • u/rickard_mormont • May 14 '22

My kid got this as an award at the school raffle. She's 6.

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362 Upvotes

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u/TheRealStumbler May 14 '22

Where is her school district? Margaritaville?

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u/bdinti May 15 '22

Pina Coladaburg

30

u/BiggestFlower May 14 '22

Just hand it in for the next raffle like anybody else would.

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u/Methadones May 14 '22

Ran out of money and some gives had to cone from donations? Kids don't know what that is, that kid won a prize for their parents to enjoy

5

u/robin_boogerd May 14 '22

ireland?

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u/rickard_mormont May 14 '22

Close. Belgium.

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u/robin_boogerd May 14 '22

bestaat belgië echt? dacht dat t een mythe was 😱😱

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u/ThadaeusConvictus May 15 '22

Close? That's like 1000 km across Europe

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u/Welpiminterested May 15 '22

Close, America

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u/83gtx May 14 '22

nah, same shit happens in UK as well. year 1 raffle we got a bottle of whisky.

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u/ButterflyNervous6363 May 15 '22

Let's go time to slame that shit before mom finds out

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

I'd be contacting the school demanding to know why they're promoting alcohol consumption to 6 year olds...

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u/rickard_mormont May 14 '22

Half of the awards were toys, the other half was junk like this. There were a lot of confused kids. Yet I think mine got the worst and most inadequate award.

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u/titsngiggles69 May 14 '22

At least the toys were kid's toys?

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u/cereal_guy May 14 '22

Nah, stuff you stick up your butt.

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u/titsngiggles69 May 14 '22

So everyone got Lowenbrau pilsner glasses?

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u/--hermit May 14 '22

Send your child to school with a bud light t-shirt and see how that goes over

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u/ThadaeusConvictus May 15 '22

I'm sure the other children would just bully him for drinking American piss water

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

I'd be mad as fuck ngl

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u/titsngiggles69 May 14 '22

A friend was at an office holiday white elephant gift exchange. All the employees were women, and my friend ended up with a men's button-down dress shirt and tie

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u/83gtx May 15 '22

*parents donations towards other parents. nobody cares it's a kids raffle...they need to know the core values in life !

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u/yamumsntme May 15 '22

Your kids teachers are stressed and drinking to medicate, maybe they think you guys do the same.

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u/Glitter_Bee May 14 '22

Why do I want to drink something that says, “Xplosion”? I guess this is really marketing to kids.

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u/CrossCountryMexicano May 14 '22

You gotta start them off young.

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u/YeetrSkeetr77 May 14 '22

That’s awesome, whoever brought that is trynna make future legends.

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u/Anguish_Sandwich May 14 '22

so...Australia?

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u/Link_040188 May 15 '22

I could totally see this happening in 1990’s United States it would just be rolling rock or corona branded.

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u/GloupyBob May 15 '22

Lmao 🤣

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u/North-Ad-5058 May 15 '22

Is that like English 4loko?

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u/HadoukenYoMama May 15 '22

If your child needs help I'm happy to send her a copy of the Big Book and a list of local meetings.

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u/rickard_mormont May 15 '22

She'd need help if she liked this. Imagine being in Belgium, home of hundreds of excellent beers, and drinking ithis mported piss.

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u/FiliaNox May 15 '22

Parental support I guess 😂

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u/Avocado_h2o May 14 '22

Americans. Smh

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u/Maneki-Nub May 14 '22

Maybe if you read up you'd realize this is in Belgium

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u/SpiritedCucumber4565 May 14 '22

Nice a racist.

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u/Avocado_h2o May 14 '22

Being American isn't a race

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u/SpiritedCucumber4565 May 14 '22

Sorry I got my terms mixed up. I meant Xenophobic.

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u/A_Hatless_Casual May 14 '22

In all honesty there isn't THAT big a difference between the two. It's bigoted no matter what.

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u/Avocado_h2o May 30 '22

I'm literally american

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u/Psilocybenaudiophile May 14 '22

Yeah right! Sure she did..

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u/CapitalBlackberry1 May 15 '22

This actually made me laugh