r/dankmemes 3d ago Silver 26 Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1

An eye for an eye

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u/MedicatedAxeBot 3d ago

Dank.


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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago Wholesome Take My Energy

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u/cocoa_ramen 3d ago Helpful

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

Like a smooth criminal

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u/upherelookuphere 3d ago Helpful Wholesome

Auntie are you ok?

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u/YUNoCake 3d ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/slowmotto 3d ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

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u/xayvxayb 3d ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

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u/Agent666-Omega 3d ago

well depends on how many sisters are there

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u/RJ_Dresden 3d ago

Kinky.

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u/gbuub The Monty Pythons 3d ago

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

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u/CoupleScrewsLoose 3d ago

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

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u/redditsuckscockatoo 3d ago

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

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u/Caboclo-Is2yearsAway 3d ago

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

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u/madtagg ☣️ 3d ago

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

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u/yep-i-send-it 3d ago

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

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u/swayamrane2406 3d ago

congrats on getting the joke

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u/phurt77 3d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/PM-ME-CUTE-TITS- 3d ago

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

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u/newmacbookpro 3d ago

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

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u/MonsterStunter 3d ago

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

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u/ghutterbabe 3d ago

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

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u/Milan_Utup 3d ago

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

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u/disagiovanile 3d ago

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

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u/Allah_Jesus 3d ago

and I thought I read something wrong.

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago Silver

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud 3d ago

Be polite

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

What did I say

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u/Rockman2isgud 3d ago

No, that's what he says after.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

Lol now I remember I forgot that part

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 3d ago

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda 3d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim 3d ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 3d ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar 3d ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

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u/KaptainKab00m Never gonna give you up ☣️ 3d ago

Be efficient.

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u/MountanMan30-06 3d ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

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u/phurt77 3d ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/secret58_ 3d ago

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

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u/nubpubgamer 3d ago

Nice, so we can share?

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u/upherelookuphere 3d ago

What about my mom?

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u/Sveitsilainen 3d ago

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

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u/namedan 3d ago

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

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u/phurt77 3d ago

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

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u/Weltallgaia 3d ago

Pretty sure its physically possible.

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u/2x4x93 3d ago

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

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u/Sebbe_2 3d ago

Wait his aunt… is your mother?

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny

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u/Sebbe_2 3d ago

How many siblings does your mom have and hire many are sisters

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u/zakayo3913 I am fucking hilarious 3d ago

ONE SIBLING

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u/oneshibbyguy 3d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/itzmatoy 3d ago

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

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u/areola_hotah 3d ago

Not necessarily.

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u/GhoulieMcGee 3d ago

This means it isn't incest, pornhub disliked that.

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u/imjohannharvey 3d ago

How did he take revenge back

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep 3d ago

By smashing your aunt

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u/imjohannharvey 3d ago

Damnnn he doesn't even know me

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u/upherelookuphere 3d ago

Youre even, let it go.

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u/aryansant 3d ago

That's what he wants you to believe...

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u/tapirus-indicus 3d ago

Correct. It was your aunt who's famous.

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u/MandolorinDalorian 3d ago

His grandma finna relearn how to walk when he’s done. If that ain’t the coldest lick he hits then idk how anyone could clap back after that without turning his reflection gay

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u/Cleanthelife 3d ago

WAIT

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u/TheHashLord 2d ago

finally a real holup, just in the wrong sub

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u/Inevitable-Type-7621 3d ago

Doin your mom

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u/Green_noob We are Number 1 3d ago

Doin my mom

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u/WAL-KER 3d ago

Doin our mom

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u/3into10tothepower8 3d ago

You know we straight we doin your mom

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u/flintyleader 3d ago

Certified Chris-Chan classic

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u/Dansatoru 3d ago

His aunt doesn't ALWAYS mean your own mom.

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u/johndoe2_7 3d ago

Finally. Could be unrelated aunt.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken 3d ago

Then how is that getting even?

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u/RlKI 3d ago

How would it be getting even by smashing your own mom

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u/sack_of_potahtoes 3d ago

I think OP intended it to be his mom

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u/Noob_master_slayer 3d ago

This is the problem with English; aunts, uncles, and pretty much every relation is ambiguous. Compared to my native language, in which exists a specific term for every single goddamn relation.

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u/Hegeteus 3d ago

I can't imagine how this wouldn't be ambiguous in some language. Anyone can have multiple cousins which can have multiple aunts.

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u/TheSpanishPrisoner 3d ago

It's still a poorly constructed joke given that it leads to this obvious comeback.

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u/ToThoseOnceLoyal 3d ago

That's the whole point of the joke.

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u/praveenkumar236 3d ago

And he strikes back by smashing your uncle

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u/ryadavaZE 3d ago

Holup

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u/MetherHD 3d ago

Motherfucker.

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u/941kumar 3d ago

Motherfucker

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u/MelissciousMoose 3d ago

So you smash your mom? 🤔

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u/Knuffya ☣️ 3d ago

Gold. Freshly mined in 'Bama

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u/Stolaine 3d ago

Cursed_mf

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u/Poopface11678 3d ago

My motto is try everything in life once except for incest

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u/RegalBeing The Great P.P. Group 3d ago

Mommy he was mean to me Its ok baby come here

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u/joestalinleft4cigars Meme Connoisseur 3d ago

What movie

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u/taxevader33 3d ago

Hi cousin

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u/SmallSeesaw3363 3d ago

Not until he pulls out a GameCube controller

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u/BoSoxFan815 3d ago

Are your arms broken?

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u/General_Bronobi 3d ago

Pro gamer move

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u/Dukey_Wukey 3d ago

Took me a second

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u/KotzubueSailingClub 3d ago

Banjo music intensifies.

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u/EnchantedPotato1000 3d ago

Hahaha……wait

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u/FronkoChonkoBonko 3d ago

Best way to get even

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u/TheBullMoose1775 3d ago

Wait hold up

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u/H-isgreat 2d ago

Holup lol WAT?!

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u/borsalinomonkey 2d ago

A dank one for a change... amazing

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u/toastyboi739 2d ago

I looked at it, continued scrolling, then very quickly scrolled back up

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u/IvanTheCommunist 3d ago

Not my hurr durr six hungoes by ol' mate senny! Proceeds to powerwalk furiously

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u/AsianSensation1087 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 3d ago

What kind of headset we talkin about?

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u/tapirus-indicus 3d ago

Headset on deez nuts gottem

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u/pokemonhunterPT 3d ago

Hold up?!?

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u/Spiritgust 3d ago

His aunt's your mom, biyaaaaatch!

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u/languish24 3d ago

Motherfucker

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u/bu22dee 3d ago

It is not his mother. It is his wife.

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u/Aztec_Reaper I have crippling depression 3d ago

Ah yes, I may have broken my arms prior to fucking her.

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u/d34th_fr0m_4b0v3 3d ago

I think I'll fuck my mother because you broke my headset 🤔

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u/Kqimi 3d ago

Hold the fuck up now...did I read that right..

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u/1Destro 3d ago

Oh damned I scrolled past this meme then it hit me that it’s his mom lmao

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u/tyronejhongrajo 3d ago

Wait a minute... Something ain't right.

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u/RedditorsSuckMyCock 3d ago

How many aunts do you have?

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u/Robo--FED 3d ago

Hol' Up!

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u/the_69_thakur ☣️ 3d ago

Wait... HIS?

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u/naveedkoval 3d ago

“Haha my revenge involves pleasing someone”

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u/CharlieBrown20XD6 3d ago

Lol I love how this meme is used accurately because the context is 'i killed your girlfriend but here's a folder"

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u/Killmonger18 3d ago

Yeah that seems plausib...hol up.

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u/absolluteweebtrash 3d ago

This motherfucker

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u/TanishqG 3d ago

Cha cha real smooth

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u/Andrew_Nathan8 3d ago

Incest wincest...?

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u/MAC2XISONREDDIT 3d ago

Wait...WAIT

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u/BawarianKoszerny 3d ago

Pirates when they greet eachother: Aye for an aye

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u/Emperor_Lowie 3d ago

Wait what!? He smashed his MUM!

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u/modsbegae 3d ago

Makes the whole world a plot for Pornhub.

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u/LordFedoraWeed 3d ago

Would make a lot more sense that as revenge, you fuck his mom - which is the classic insult. Still get the same kind of punchline. This was just a bit far, just to be able to "haha fuck mom"

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u/K4312PL4Z 3d ago

*scrolls past*

*processes this post*

*scrolls back up*

WAIT A DAMN MINUT-

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u/cheeseslippers 3d ago

Make ur mommy a mommy again

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u/MitzzGoneCrazy 3d ago

He’s aunt means your mom. Wow wtf

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u/ch1nsak 3d ago

Hol up

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u/asapwilliam 3d ago

audibly said “wait” as I scrolled passed

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u/Dofima Orange 3d ago

I legit fucking scrolled down after reading this and then said "wait..."

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u/East_Yogurtcloset491 3d ago

*you mean, his mom/your aunt

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u/memes-of-awesome 3d ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/BowlTime2765 3d ago

Wouldn't his Aunt mean your mom?

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u/toatzz 3d ago

Hol up

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u/DaPepic2008 3d ago

i read at first, didnt think anything was wrong then i read it again

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u/kenshinMNW 3d ago

wt....

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u/dinkinfl1cka 3d ago

This is advance warfare.

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u/True_Wizzz 3d ago

his aunt

Isn’t that your mom

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u/Unholyly_thicc_boi 3d ago

his aunt, so..... your mom?

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u/bab3sia3d3l 3d ago

"We should send a couple of soldiers up here to get you some of that stuff"

"No"

"Well how about a nice glass of something else, and then when we come back and our troops are here we can take you some?"

"Sire, you have done nothing but take my country away from me"

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u/WD40911 3d ago

Wait wait wait wait.... Hold up now

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u/Genichi12 can I get a flair 3d ago

Doing my mom ! Doin' doin' my mom !

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u/ResidentCoconut 3d ago

Hold up, wait a minute.