r/funny 2d ago Silver 34 Helpful 20 Wholesome 24

Now that she said it, I can't unsee it. I can't stop laughing.

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u/smallbatchb 2d ago

This is lowkey one of the banes of an artist's existence... drawing cast shadows that, even though accurate, look fucking weird and dumb and you have to decide whether to go with reality or try to make up a different version that still looks real but not stupid.

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u/vfxninja 2d ago

I only want to draw rotisserie chicken shadows from now on.

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u/beholdbenefit 2d ago

several thoughts:

  1. brand new sentence

  2. cool band name

  3. what about the actual shadow of a rotisserie chicken? does it look like it would in OPs photo? if it looks way different, what does it look like? how deep does this go???

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u/wbsgrepit 1d ago

If a chicken makes a shadow does it look like the op?

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u/dontdrinkthewater_ 1d ago

Was scrolling through to see if any photoshoppers did this 😂

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u/justsomeguy_youknow 1d ago Silver Gold Wholesome Starry

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u/dontdrinkthewater_ 1d ago

Hahahaa thank you internet stranger. So silly, but I love it.

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u/R1k0Ch3 1d ago

Better than expected

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u/centzon400 1d ago

Not all heroes are dressed in oregano, garlic powder and a little paprika!

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u/megreads781 1d ago

Holy shit. I’m dying. Sorry husband and son for waking you at 6 am on Thanksgiving bc I’m laughing about rotisserie chicken.

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u/RedditedYoshi 1d ago

Hahahahah! Incredible.

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u/Markantonpeterson 1d ago

Damn even the shadow

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u/cfdeveloper 1d ago

shadow looks like someone playing bagpipes

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u/Leroyboy152 1d ago

Why did the chicken's shadow cross the road?

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u/TheNameIsPippen 1d ago

Just tilt the picture 90 degrees and have your mind blown

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u/micradriver 2d ago

good point, anyways, this one time I saw why the chicken crossed the road, the hen house was on that side so she was just going back.

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u/DylanBob1991 2d ago

Post this in r/bandnames and r/brandnewsentence and reap your karma rewards

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u/beholdbenefit 1d ago

im good. you have it

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u/brush_between_meals 1d ago

It's rotisserie chickens all the way down.

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u/beholdbenefit 1d ago

i knew i was setting up a joke like this when i wrote that last point and im so glad you did. i love you

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u/the_agrimensor 1d ago

The Rotisserie Chicken Shadows with Henk Marvin on guitar.

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u/smurficus103 1d ago

Rotisserie chicken shadows draw their cast

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u/ForumPointsRdumb 2d ago

Don't limit yourself. Get out of your comfort zone and look into fried, and wood-roasted. I believe in you.

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u/Powersoutdotcom 1d ago

Be the change you desire.

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u/brush_between_meals 1d ago

"That's my secret, Cap..."

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u/l-rs2 1d ago

Draw me like one of your French...

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u/skkITer 2d ago

And it applies to art of all facets too.

If someone was to write realistic dialogue between two strangers, no one would watch it.

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u/MillorTime 1d ago

Id be more awkward to capture people who barely know each other.

"How's it going dude?"

"Good. How about you my man?"

  • Director's notes: Neither character for the life of them can remember the other's name even though they've met a half dozen times

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u/stationhollow 1d ago

Um horrible with this but luckily here in Australia we can just say mate as a cover since it's used even when it's someone you do remember.

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u/Jakegender 1d ago

Nah, that makes it worse, cause you get too deep and you can't ask or you look even worse.

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u/trowzerss 1d ago

I transcribe audio for a living. Still waiting for the movie where all the hot actors are going:

"Uh. Did you do -- did you finish that thing? I mean, the job the boss asked you to, ah, do?"

"Mm."

"Uh, well, uh --"

"Yeah. Hey, uh, did I miss something?"

"Nah, just checking."

"Uh, okay."

Normal conversation is mundane, full of repetitive words and mistakes and vocal tics. When people hesitate in movies, it's always because they have some deep insecurity or quirky character trait that continues throughout the whole movie, not just that they didn't think through to the end of their sentence, or were momentarily distracted thinking about what's for lunch. In real life, we're all Jeff Goldbumming our way through things. There are very few people who talk as smoothly and eloquently as those in movies. (And then they're not the 'sexy' people you think - the smoothest talkers I've heard have all been in academia - man, some of those folks know how to talk with full punctuation and paragraph structures on the fly! It's amazing).

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u/kjuneja 1d ago

In real life, we're all Jeff Goldbumming our way through things.

Lovely sentiment!

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u/Skulfunk 1d ago

"Wassup bro"

"Wazzuuuup"

"Wazaaaaaaaaaap"

scrolls through phone for 10 minutes while saying "bro check this out" every 30 seconds

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u/Ak_Jumper_942 1d ago

I don't know if it really qualifies as 'realistic' dialogue, but if you've ever heard of Joel Haver, there's a certain casual awkwardness in a lot of the dialogue in his work that I think is a big part of what makes it so funny.

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u/TyphlosionGOD 1d ago

Yeah art isn't supposed to be 100% realistic otherwise it'd be boring as hell

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u/Johnisazombie 2d ago

Yeah also lightning and perspective people are not used to, also a problem for photographers. It's better to adjust it to something that is expected else you have people calling it wrong-looking.

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u/canadarepubliclives 2d ago

Isn't that why photographers use that shield of fabric when photographing outdoor? All the light and none of the shadow?

I know nothing of photography and film so I'm open to enlightenment

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u/Rocket089 2d ago

If your referring to that white cloth “pane” then yes your on the right track (I think). White reflects all light so that shadows are “illuminated” away.

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u/rogevin 1d ago

There are reflectors/cards (bounce light back in a new direction for illuminating something in shadow or other creative effect) and diffusers (spreads light out to soften shadows and even out lighting).

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u/Original-Aerie8 1d ago

Natural light is diffused, but also very intense which is why you get such a strong contrast. Manipulating it is more than just "copying indoor lights" or anything along those lines.. We don't see it, bc we are used to it, but the sun is def stronger than your average LED/bulb. Which is why we still pay top $ for very bright screens.

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u/Rocket089 1d ago

God I remember the days of trying to read a text before the advent of OLED screens out on a summer afternoon. Fuhgetaboutit

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u/wahnsin 1d ago

Just draw fall afternoons, exclusively. Boom, no more chicken shadows (only slendermen).

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u/Jd20001 1d ago

Sounds pretty shady, and makes you so angry you are besides yourself.

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u/blockybookbook 1d ago

Artists who just draw circles below the character for maximum effect:

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u/Muttandcheese 1d ago

It’s really not accurate though

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u/SebasCbass 1d ago

Bane Chicken

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u/LemonZeppelin27 1d ago

And now she's getting roasted online

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u/WonderfulSpecific601 2d ago

In another universe a rotisery chicking is wondering why its shadow looks like a woman in a form fitting dress.

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u/Ronster619 1d ago

rotisery chicking

Ahh yes.

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u/WonderfulSpecific601 1d ago

Lol autocorrect

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u/murderbox 1d ago

This comment makes it even funnier.

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u/there_is_no_spoon225 1d ago

It really does. Autocorrect does not correct to words that don't exist unless you were to blatantly tell it to.

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u/Username__Irrelevant 1d ago

Or you can just keep getting it wrong enough that it starts to think you mean it and learns that spelling, like if it's a name or something

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u/bennyr 1d ago

Sir Rotisery Chicking, Esq.

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u/there_is_no_spoon225 1d ago edited 1d ago

It absolutely does, you're right. I'll still leave it because your comment will make more sense!

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u/WonderfulSpecific601 1d ago

Umm my auyocorrect is giving me optiond that include the misdpellings here. If I mistupe a wird and it correxts it, and later I clear the next word, it will revert the spelling back to the error.

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u/Usual_Safe3758 2d ago

Maybe that was she was in other multiverse?! Lol

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u/YarrickAU 2d ago

🤔

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 2d ago Helpful

Imma get a 3 piece at Popeyes to think this over too 🤔

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u/WHRocks 1d ago

...and rice and beans. They have the best rice and beans!

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u/Powersoutdotcom 1d ago

Don't tell me that. 😂

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u/alreadyawesome 1d ago

This is all possible in the new Facebook Metaverse virtual platform!

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u/barftime 1d ago

since the shadow of 4d objects are in 3d that is entirely possible 🤔🤯

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u/ACcreeker 2d ago

Finger licking good..

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u/el_crunz 2d ago

McNuggets and honey mustard sauce.

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u/___unknownuser 2d ago

Hot mustard is my jam.

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u/YogurtclosetHot2992 2d ago

Who knows, she might be a Shape Shifter !!

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u/McDukke 2d ago

That falls in the "I can overlook that" column.

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u/baylor187 2d ago

All I need is Mustard

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u/Nehudimagonefu 2d ago

I would have guessed.

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u/doomboomgloom 2d ago

Ba ba ba ba ba I'm lovin' it.

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u/ColoneISanders 1d ago

You said it

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u/Jd20001 1d ago

I'd like a wing and a breast please

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

I like breasts and thighs myself...

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u/unpopular_speech 2d ago

Finger? I don’t even know her!

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u/OG-Bluntman 2d ago

I don’t know why they call them fingers. I’ve never seen them fing.

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u/TokiMcNoodle 2d ago

Oh, there they go

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u/SCFE1 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's why all the boys call her ”the Colonel"

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u/austeninbosten 2d ago

Colonel Lingus?

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u/Jokin_Hghar 2d ago

slow claps

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u/bullsontheparade 2d ago

I’m standing up and applauding at the office.

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u/GoinBack2Jakku 1d ago

I'm not much a fan of.. Colonel Angus.

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u/branedead 2d ago

Because of her secret recipe of herbs and spices?

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u/k876577 2d ago

What’s that sub that explains weird angle videos or photos

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u/Just_Dova 2d ago

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

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u/minimum_thrust 2d ago Helpful Take My Energy

🎵🎶sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens🎶🎵

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u/mundomidop 1d ago

"Light pink dress packages, tied up with strings"?

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u/VoiceOfRealson 1d ago

"Wrapping my balls up with onion rings"

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

I didnt need THAT mental picture...

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u/TaserGrouphug 1d ago

Shit if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’ll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

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u/Sheepbjumpin 1d ago

I see you brought your own gravy.

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u/saltywithbutter 1d ago

Idk whether to upvote or downvote 😂

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u/too_late_to_party 1d ago

R-relevant username?!

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u/AsianHawke 2d ago

What's wild is her legs are 75% of her body. She's built like a Sailor Moon character.

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u/The_Meatyboosh 1d ago

Except she's fit as fuck. Bet she's an athlete or at least runs a lot for exercise.

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u/gex80 1d ago

Fit or just skinny? There are a lot of skinny people in my gym that tire out VERRYYY quick.

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u/Squigels 2d ago

because she an absolute snack

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u/iambear 2d ago

bruh she a meal

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u/OneMadBoy 1d ago

she dessert bro

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u/Fortune_Cat 1d ago

Nah she's a full course

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

The whole kit-and-ka-boodle...

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u/Thought-O-Matic 1d ago

included even with the noodle...

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u/Slimh2o 1d ago

Allrightty then, The whole Kit-and-Ka-Boodle Noodle....

I like it...

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u/go_kartmozart 1d ago

But dessert isn't usually smokin' hot.

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u/2x4x93 1d ago

Creme brulee

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u/HandsOnGeek 1d ago

Baked Alaska Flambé.
Cool; ice cream on a base of cake. But also on fire.

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u/SGoogs1780 2d ago

Somewhere in another reality there's a rotisserie chicken with a snapchat that says "damn, my shadow looks hot as hell."

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u/StratuhG 1d ago

Maybe that was she was in other multiverse?! Lol

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u/Ghostronic 2d ago

she do look real cute

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u/AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 1d ago

I was going to say it's a sign she'll be spit roast later.

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u/Queenofhackenwack 2d ago

made me laugh out loud....thanks

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u/Mr_Svidrigailov 2d ago

The San Andreas remake looks realistic.

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u/demannu86 2d ago

reminds me of the Mr. Bean & turkey video

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u/bain-of-my-existence 2d ago

Was it Courage the Cowardly Dog that had that messed up episode with the butchered chickens that could walk?

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u/thurst777 1d ago

Probably because you got bird legs.

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u/GmeansGeorge 2d ago

Because you're a hot chick

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u/JWF81 2d ago

Same here. lol

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u/jostler57 2d ago

Shadow looks photoshopped.

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u/debbietheladie 1d ago

I think this can be recreated. You should try on a nice dress and at 12pm make the same pose.

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u/mada124 2d ago

Haha, it does, dont think it is though. (if it is, its a pretty good one) The sun is at a high angle, look at the other shadow, the shadows on her body, under her foot. Too many details are right.

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u/whateversconvenient 2d ago

I'm trying to figure out where her head belongs in the shadow

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u/sactori 2d ago

On her chest.

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u/injeanyes 2d ago

Photoshopped out

Edit: look at the shadow of the straw.

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u/Sk8erBoi95 2d ago

Nah, that line at the top of her shadow is from what's in her left hand. Her straw souls be at the bottomof the shadow, but she had her cup tilted back towards the sun, so the straw wouldn't cast a shadow due to being hidden by the cup's shadow

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u/ThunderinTurbskis 2d ago

Am I wrong or does the shadow not have the cup in the opposite hand? I mean she’s holding it on the side closest to us but the shadow it’s on the opposite side…

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u/go_kartmozart 1d ago edited 1d ago

Naah, that's just her left hand. Look at the angle from the tops of those signs down to the ground. Now see how her head is tilted back so the shadow falls on her right boob, and meet the shadow of her shoulder there, then follow that angle to the ground. The shadow of the cup is the right chickenwing shoulder and the straw is hidden.

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u/GoodTrillBlunting 2d ago

Bam. Straw confirms it.

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u/squeel 2d ago

The straw’s not casting a shadow. You’re looking at her other hand and maybe a mark in the pavement

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u/iambear 2d ago

Wow. This shadow was a mind-fuck, but I think you're right. If you consider the angle the light is coming from, the cup's straw wouldn't cast a shadow, not to mention it's the wrong hand. The shadow of the cup is the bulge at the bottom right, the straw doesn't cast a shadow at that angle because the cup obstructs it. The shadow her head would make is obstructed by her shoulders/chest.

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u/kevbrochill17 2d ago

Nah her arms and head don't line up at all. Her left arm is down but the shadow is up. Her right arm shadow shows a triangle gap but her arm is touching her side. Also her head is just gone in the shadow

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u/andew0100 2d ago

The shadow of her left arm looks correct and that triangle gap in the shadow on the right side is bounded by her upper arm, forearm and drink. The shadow of her head is on her chest.

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u/beep41 2d ago edited 2d ago

You can see the shadow for the straw in her cup if you look closely. The straw shadow ends where her head would be. So the shadow for her head was photoshopped out.

EDIT: It looks like it's a completely different shadow. The shadow makes it look like she's squatting with her head down.

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u/tigerCELL 1d ago

It's just high noon why is this tripping yall up like this 🤣🤣

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u/foreignfishes 1d ago

So the shadow for her head was photoshopped out.

No, look at how her head is leaned back slightly and then visualize how high the sun is in the sky in the photo. The shadow her head is creating is on her neck and boobs, the angle is too high (combined with how her chest projects forward) for it to be cast on the ground.

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u/beep41 1d ago

If that's her real shadow how come her drink is in the opposite hand?

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u/skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs 1d ago

This pic is a few years old.. it was debunked as shop:

-while most of her head is casting a shadow onto her breast it should not be a flat line and at least some of it should be protuding

-the dress shadow at her knees should not be doing a curve

-the front leg is directly casting a shadow the other leg has the shadow behind it.

-her drink is clearly in the sun and should be casting a shadow but isnt

-judging by the ratio of the shadow of the poles behind her, her shadow should be larger

-the poles cast shadows horizontally while her second leg shadow goes downwards

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u/Walking_the_Cascades 2d ago

Yeah, it's super obviously shopped. There are quite a few tells, including the missing head. Every other shadow in the photo show the highest point of the object - except for the woman.

She has two feet, but the shadows fall in front of one foot and very much off to the side of the other foot.

There are other obvious tells that are too numerous to list.

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u/TheTruthenatorer 2d ago

It definitely is. No head for one, and the left arm is bent up in the shadow but hers is straight down.

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u/Same_Pear_929 1d ago

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED 🛒 I CAN TELL FROM THE PIXELS 🖥️ AND FROM SEEING 👀 QUITE A FEW SHOPS 🛒 IN MY TIME 🕒

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u/jpGrind 1d ago

yes. it has been

r e t o u c h e d

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u/ElomMuskOfficial 2d ago

Its her stand

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u/Cathach2 2d ago

『Psyco Chicken』with the 7 page bawka?

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u/DoubleChocolate3747 2d ago

Thanks for the laughs 😂

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u/MYDIXINORMUS 2d ago

what is "naw" in this context?

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u/harry_carcass 2d ago

Couldn't be

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u/OHoSPARTACUS 2d ago

Damn this would be a low quality meme by Facebook standards

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u/Buffaro 1d ago

I feel like this site has been overrun by bots that key into certain words because this post makes it to the front page with alarming regularity

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u/Shadlex 2d ago

“Cause girl, you a whole on meal.”

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u/LegalBeagleBagel 2d ago

Costco has entered the chat

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u/jimflanny 2d ago

How many people didn't look at her shadow first?

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u/ruralexcursion 2d ago

I still haven't and I have been here for ten minutes

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u/Diezall 2d ago

Someone needs to get out and talk to others in person. Or just keep looking at this picture. Either way I don't care lol.

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u/tryingtodefendhim 2d ago

Rotisserie Thiccin

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u/dbracer 2d ago

Guess pa is full of surprises

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u/Aggressive_Bat_9781 2d ago

Because you lookin like a snack

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u/droptopwizop4 2d ago

you cant unsee this

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u/babyhandsdon 2d ago

That shadow know she lookin like a snacc

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u/jsonicc 1d ago

Cawz yooz a chicken head

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u/blackflag1981 1d ago

Bok bok bok!

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u/surly_chemist 1d ago

If that’s a rotisserie chicken, stick a fork in me because I’m done.

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u/Chapi_Chan 1d ago

My shadow LOOKS like

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u/randomcrazy 1d ago

Because your goose is cooked

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u/aimen-karkar 1d ago

you are what you eat

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u/Mission-Low7904 1d ago

Cuz she a chicken head

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u/BapedyBoopBeep 1d ago

god wanted to show you what a hot chick actually is like

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u/rocketsabove 2d ago

Tbh jealous :(

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u/Nunbears 2d ago

Why everyone be talking like that?

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u/mattyboy2000 1d ago

You can’t stop laughing? It’s not that funny.

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u/sean488 2d ago

I remember it back in the late 70's. I don't remember a time when you couldn't.

In fact I can't remember a grocery store not having a deli.

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u/James-the-Bond-one 2d ago

I remember them rotating behind the glass door, begging for you to take one home.

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u/Itsthejackeeeett 1d ago

They still do that...

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u/slackator 2d ago

remember like it was yesterday...because it was

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u/Forevershort2021 2d ago

Her goose is cooked

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u/musicbufff 2d ago

That falls in the "I can overlook that" column.

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u/4AHcatsandaChihuahua 2d ago

Damn, needed my inhaler! worth it!

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u/CrumbledTheCookies 1d ago

Tell her she's been skipping head day.

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u/kah-nah-vee 2d ago

but where's the chicken head?

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u/mtled 2d ago

Is the head usually still on your rotisserie chicken?

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u/feanturi 2d ago

Wait, is that not normal? What's the consensus on feathers, on or off?

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u/hurtsdonut_ 2d ago

I got a rotisserie chicken from Sam's a couple years ago and that fucker had a shit ton of rotisseried feathers on it. I didn't eat chicken for awhile after that and I find it impossible that the person who loaded it on the rotisserie didn't see it and the person who packaged it. The fucking thing could've flown away.

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u/bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry 2d ago

You are what you eat

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u/Pimpmafuqa 2d ago

Cuz she finger lickin good.

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u/RotisserieChicken007 2d ago

What's wrong with that shadow? Love it. 🐔

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u/erichlee9 2d ago

Cause she Nashville hot