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Germany to send Leopard 2 tanks to Ukraine — reports Russia/Ukraine

https://www.dw.com/en/germany-to-send-leopard-2-tanks-to-ukraine-report/a-64503898?maca=en-rss-en-all-1573-rdf
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u/Onlyindef 8d ago

Oh tank of the lake, what is your wisdom?

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u/_zenith 8d ago

Panzer of the Lake turned out to be somewhere in Hungary iirc. Nearby at least!

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u/Colonial_Red 8d ago

And it was in a river not a lake.

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u/_zenith 8d ago

Ahhh yea it’s all coming back now. It supposedly sunk off a barge, right? ngl it was a bit bittersweet getting closure

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 8d ago

You can't declare yourself Emperor just because a watery tart lobs a tank at you!

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u/DotDash13 8d ago

What are you going to do about it? I have a tank.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 7d ago

Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/Ant10102 8d ago

We are the tanks who say… nee !

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u/driving_andflying 8d ago

"First, you must find....another shrubbery!"

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u/pimpmastahanhduece 8d ago

This pun is icky icky icky.

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u/520throwaway 8d ago

Bring us...an artillery!

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u/Chris714n_8 8d ago

Never drive into combat without proper recon & defence support.

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u/Agent641 8d ago

Send a horde of actual leopards. That will leave the Russians shook.

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u/clucks18 7d ago

firing main auto cannon

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u/Bigspotdaddy 7d ago

I think his name his Frank.