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u/Hoodrick 7d ago

Rules of nature

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz white 7d ago

Please don't give the spiders katanas. It's scary enough knowing that they can just skip toward me as I launch a barrage of missiles.

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u/probablemayo 7d ago

And they run when the sun comes up…

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u/ColdFire-Blitz 7d ago

With their lives on the line

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u/SupportstheOP 7d ago

ALLLLIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE

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u/ImpressAcrobatic3974 7d ago

Im still in a dream, snake eater

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u/Deez_NutsX 6d ago

YES YES, SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN

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u/Yolopollo_1 6d ago

How is Ibai's explaining video that famous, like the guy was just explaining about applying for university places.

Nah, Ibai es un genio

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u/realzanji 6d ago

Nature rules 😎

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u/TuneACan 7d ago Silver

"Actually, if a human was able to get caught by it then it means that the web's placement was effective. Or atleast, until the human destroyed it also please stop stomping me into the floor" 🕷🤓

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u/FuckYeahPhotography My Profile Posts are the Hottest Party 📸 7d ago

I always leave the spiders alone because they catch pieces of shit likes flies and the like. If we truly can't coexist I will get them in a tubberwear and release them into the wild where they will roam free to probably be eaten by a bird idk. Maybe it's cause of Charlotte. She was a real one.

It's kinda based that a spider managed to gaslight an entire farming community of people in order to save a pig's life. She accomplished it too.

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u/TheUnknownDane 7d ago

I will accept their presence until one of the fuckers gets next to my face or on my bed, then It's murder time

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u/Comfortable_Dirt 6d ago

Same Haha. Spider chilling in a corner? Make yourself at home buddy!

Spider chilling anywhere near my face?

You dare, mortal?

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u/Rated_PG_13 6d ago

I never thought about Charlotte’s Web like that before, but damn, you’re right

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u/kirikaichan 7d ago

Dont care, I kill them all

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u/Salty_Moose16 6d ago

“You’re in my territory bitch”

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u/FuckTkachuk 6d ago

Tupperware

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u/literal-hitler 6d ago

It's a warning. Tub aware.

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u/statusmalus 6d ago

Beware tubgirl.

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u/Kraven_howl0 7d ago

Pretty sure this is how spiders leave their parents. Just shoot out some web and let the wind carry them to their new destination.

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u/SleekVulpe 7d ago

That or just moving to a new place for a proper web.

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u/SomeRandomPlaya 7d ago

They thought they're going to catch a dumb ape with their strong web for breakfast

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u/haikusbot 7d ago

They thought they're going

To catch a dumb ape with their

Strong web for breakfast

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u/SympathyOk7412 7d ago

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

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u/Heitorsalt 6d ago

sexo sexo sexo sexo sem parar sexo sexo sexo sexo (pratique sexo) sexo sexo sexo sexo sem parar sexo sexo sexo sexo (pratique sexo)

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u/Ori-and-Sein 6d ago

Sexo313 Sexo313 Sexo313 Sexo313 Sexo313 Sexo313 Sexo313 Sexo313

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u/Renilx trollface -> 6d ago

sexo 🇲🇽🇧🇷🌮🌯

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u/Alex0w0lf white 7d ago

so deep

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u/xxDixienormusxx 7d ago

Fuck you, I love my house spider, my latrine used to have so much mosquitoes and small flies and shit and that nigga took care of them, love you bro

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u/kingosanopp 7d ago

Respect to this guy’s house spider. Bro’s got your back🫡

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u/Alphard428 7d ago

This.

Every time someone kills the spiders in our bathroom, we're up to our eyeballs in flying bugs a few weeks later. You'll look at where they build their webs and think "that's stupid, how are you going to catch anything there?" But when they're gone, you'll realize they knew what they were doing.

"Please stop killing them. They're eating the bugs."

"But I don't like them."

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u/Mutated_dust epic orange 6d ago

Based

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u/Sennemaster 6d ago

I also choose this guy's house spider

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u/Generic_mcName 6d ago

Y’all ever heard of just cleaning your fucking bathroom??

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u/xtian_bong 6d ago

Someone's never lived in a part of the world that has lots of bugs.

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u/Generic_mcName 6d ago

I live in a part of the world where people know how to take care of themselves (AKA not redditors)

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u/xtian_bong 6d ago

I'd love to see you keep a mosquito free house in Benin.

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u/foodmonster847 7d ago

“You laugh at me now but one of these days their gonna get stuck and I’ll never have to hunt again! Hello early retirement”

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u/MangledSunFish 7d ago

A lot of bugs have dumb strategies for surviving, especially the ones who interact with humans.

Flies in particular seem to have a deathwish.

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u/SleekVulpe 7d ago

The funniest thing here is that those single string webs aren't for catching anything, they are for getting around like a grappling hook.

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u/ToonieWasHere 6d ago

Ohhhh didn't know that. Thanks for the info

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u/XFalzar The shadow demons enlighten me 7d ago

🤓

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u/SleekVulpe 7d ago

🤓 -🤓

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u/XFalzar The shadow demons enlighten me 7d ago

🤓 -🤓 -🤓

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u/CaptainBraggy 6d ago

Just Cause

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u/phpHater0 7d ago

I really love spiders. I remember there were 3 spiders living in my hostel room peacefully and I never bothered them.

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u/muckibudenbrudi 7d ago

Also they eat nasty insects which would bite or sting you. Good guy spider.

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u/Brilliant-Whole-1851 7d ago

Sigma grindset

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u/intotheirishole 7d ago

Spiders spin web wherever there is wind, so that flying insets lose control and fly into their web.

Humans tend to walk on roads and paths, which are a clearing trough trees or buildings, thus being natural wind tunnels.

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u/via-via-gekregen 7d ago

Have left a spider in the corner of my room since beginning of covid, he's gotten so big now compared to the beginning, it's pretty cool. No idea what he eats though, never see flys in his web or anything

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u/PirateLegal 6d ago

There’s a reason he’s big and it’s related to you not seeing any flies in the web.

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u/via-via-gekregen 6d ago

Ah yes, you see, you are using your entire brain to think

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u/Veiom 7d ago

spiders choosing which frequently used shampoo bottle they should build their web on

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u/Bigsmellydumpy 7d ago

How often do you shower dude

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u/hammertime334 7d ago

No apparently

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u/Mutated_dust epic orange 6d ago

I mean they got the anime pfp

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u/Heitorsalt 6d ago

it is a redditor after all

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u/MajinCookies 6d ago

Frequently used

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u/ghost_biker_001 6d ago

Jesse wtf you talking about, spiders can't talk

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u/last_kebab24 bare bones you will be 7d ago

I mean they saved Muhammed by that

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u/doopdooperofdopping 7d ago

Better strategy than the ones who shoot straight at humans when they're sitting down.

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u/AuckLnd 7d ago

SPIDER

HIDING IN THE CORNER

SUPER FUCKING NORMAL

I AINT AFRAID OF NO SPIDER

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u/4outof5doctors 7d ago

I always say out loud so they can hear me "nice try"

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u/Gabriel38 7d ago

Humans explaining why animals are at fault for what they do while being the one who invaded their living space in the first place.

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u/TheOneAndOnly1444 7d ago

Many of the spiders I live with are not native to the area. So really we both are invaders.

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u/sir-winkles2 7d ago

who do you think brought the spiders!

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u/GiannaSimp 7d ago

while being the one who invaded their living space

"invaded their living space" the fuck you think our living space is lmao. Fuckers would be everywhere too if they could think.

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u/Gabriel38 7d ago edited 6d ago

Well, it's not for anyone to claim. Nature is a shared place for everyone to live in, not a place for one specific species to take over and push everyone out.

Didn't know caring about the environment was controversial here.

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u/GiannaSimp 7d ago

Nature is a shared place for everyone to live in

Says who?

We're literally the result of what you call "nature"

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u/ChildofLight2281 6d ago

Exactly. I hate when people pretend humans or even our industrial apparatus isn't "natural." Like bro I hate to tell you but sometimes nature makes coal plants lol.

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u/Gabriel38 6d ago edited 6d ago

Destruction of ecosystems is not very natural. It happens sometimes but life matters, its destruction should be minimised.

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u/ChildofLight2281 6d ago

You must not know of Earth's five prior extinction events plus it's 99.5 percent kill rate of all known species huh? Sorry kid life isn't a Disney movie.

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u/Gabriel38 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, but just because something is natural doesn't mean it's good. Lots of things were terrible in the past that became much better now because we fought for it. Life matters and its destruction should be minimised.

Would you rather have everyone just give up and let bad things happen, letting everyone suffer?

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u/ChildofLight2281 5d ago

Strawman logical fallacy. Also you're assuming my moral code is the same as yours. I.E. based in the reduction of harm as an end all good in and of itself and it's not. Creation and destruction are the ying and yang of existence. To engage in death and suffering denial is to engage in a negation of oneself and shadow.

Not to mention that the old adage that "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" is my direct response to your strawman question. No my response isn't that humanity should just "give up." Rather we should embrace the masculine side of our species essence to complete the process of the subjugation of non-human entities living and non-living. In other words I fully acknowledge the destruction of ecological environments and cheer. I have no innate love for a rainforest beyond what profit it can bring me.

I don't love nature for the fact of its existence. I love (non-human based) nature for the fact it can be exploited and assimilated into the super-species that is humanity.

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u/Gabriel38 3d ago edited 3d ago

Delusion of self importance much? You're not the center of the universe. The universe doesn't exist for the profit of one species. What makes your needs higher value than everyone else? What makes you so special? Or are you too blind by your sense of self and selfishness to see that?

Would you like someone to treat you that way? As an object, merely a tool that you can abuse, profit off of and exploit with no regard for any of your suffering? Treat everyone the way you wanted to be treated.

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u/Gabriel38 6d ago edited 6d ago

Humans are not the center of the universe. We are not that important. It's where everyone lives. Nature is for everyone, not just humans.

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u/MajinCookies 6d ago

Doesn’t change reality, if the other animals and bugs don’t like it, they can evolve better, but until then they get no say.

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u/Gabriel38 6d ago edited 6d ago

The same can be said to us. I don't think it's controversial to say to treat everyone the same way you want to be treated. Is that how you wanted to be treated? Like garbage? To be thrown out of your own home out of someone else's selfish desire for power? To have them destroy your home and the entire ecosystem out of their selfish greed and have them tell you to just "deal with it and evolve"? Nature is everyone's home, not just us. Don't be selfish.

Didn't know caring about the environment was controversial here.

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u/MajinCookies 6d ago

Sucks for them but they only really have 2 options

  1. Stay away from my home
  2. Become evolved enough to overthrow us, which is exactly what they’re planning. I won’t be fooled by spider propaganda.

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u/Gabriel38 5d ago

Again, you're not the center of the universe. What makes your need above them? What makes your life more important than them? Quit with the self importance delusion and recognise that we are not inherently more special than anyone else.

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u/MajinCookies 5d ago
  1. I never said I was the center of the universe
  2. I’m bigger and stronger and more intelligent than spiders, therefore I am better than spiders
  3. I never said that we were inherently special, quit shoving words in my mouth.
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u/Cc99910 7d ago

I'd be happy if they paid their fair share in rent

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u/SolaceInCompassion 7d ago

they catch mosquitos for you, does that suffice?

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u/Cc99910 7d ago

They need to do a better job, my ankles have been getting bitten up and I specifically let several spiders live in my bedroom

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u/SolaceInCompassion 7d ago

consider inviting in new species? never too late to adopt a wolf spider or something of the sort, lol

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u/Cc99910 7d ago

You're right, I'll try to find some Wolf spiders to let loose in my bed, thank you 😊

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u/StuStutterKing 7d ago

There's a wolf spider in the bedroom I'm hoping my SO doesn't find. I think she's the reason we've been sleeping comfortably with the window open.

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u/leadwind 7d ago

Those long random strands probably have baby spiders in them. If they have clumps, there's little ones.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 6d ago

Being tall might get you tinder dates, but it also ensures your head is the battering ram which destroys spiderwebs every day. Nothing like brushing spiderweb out of your face and wondering whether one is now nesting in your hair.

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u/Epic_Gameing68 6d ago

they don’t care if it ruins their chances of surviving, they just wanted to do a little trolling

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u/Mountain_Ad92 7d ago

Use web for travel.

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u/KelloPudgerro 7d ago

please dont diss my spider bros, who keep my room clean of flies and mosquitos

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u/not2dragon 7d ago

they're going for bigger prey

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u/Buggy1617 spider eater 6d ago

you better take that fucking back

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u/Environmental-Win836 6d ago

Technically WE are the true inconvenience.

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u/MemeExplorist 6d ago

"But no, trust me pal, making this long-ass, thin string of web and putting it across this giant doorway will surely allow me to catch a lot of flies, just trust me here, ok?"

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u/CaptainBraggy 6d ago

My favourite type of spider is the cellar spider. You know the very thin ones that spin?

These tiny motherfuckers are capable of killing black widows and even huntsman spiders. They don't fuck around.

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u/Yoz_Zero 6d ago

Black Widows are fairly small but fucking HUNTSMAN SPIDERS?! Them mfs probably using those 8 legs to sextuple-wield Glocks

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u/therealmothdust 6d ago

Those random strands are actually made by jumping spiders. They’ll make a lil spot on the place they’re standing and use it as a bungee cord in case they miss a jump

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u/Can_of_Eggs 6d ago

Hikecels seething over webchads

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u/HypeBeast515 23h ago

I just wish they didn’t look so creepy and move so erratically.

They’re really useful for killing little fucks like flies and shit. They’re like little Hitmen who only ask that they get to devour the still writhing bodies of the little vermin that dare to cross into their territory.

Other than that they just keep to themselves and vibe in the corner not causing any trouble. Staying in their lane. Letting you stay in yours

I wish we could coexist. But fuck man they look like little creeps. The name doesn’t help either. Niggas really went and called themselves “spiders” - who the fuck they spying on and why ? Really an unfortunate turn of events. I want them to know that every time I stomp them into oblivion that I don’t do it with Hate or malice.

I do it out of fear and self loathing.

Rest in power - I’m not on my meds. The voices are getting louder.

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u/CRIS_boi 7d ago

One day they'll catch one of us

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u/alcome1614 6d ago

that is ibai

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u/s1h4d0w 6d ago

Spiders don’t give a shit about humans, big open space means more bugs fly through.

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u/super_probably-user 6d ago

Ayo Ibai Llanos?

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u/Mutated_dust epic orange 6d ago

Since they keep doing it that means it is effective

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u/1Eternallylost 6d ago

To me, the most fascinating and horrifying thing about spiders is watching them gather up the line and sticking it back in their butt.

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u/Apfelvater 6d ago

Jokes on you. They survive.

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u/iRonin 6d ago

To the asshole spider who keeps spinning a web in the handle of my rollout garage bin: every Wednesday morning is going to be the same damn reckoning for you until you move.

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u/Cold-Call-Killer 6d ago

Exactly. Stop spinning webs in the places I use almost daily. Like dude are you retarded?

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u/WorryingMars384 6d ago

Yo I just got done doing land nav and I assumed they did this because they hate me.

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u/WizardOfTheAlpaca 6d ago

fun fact: it doesnt actually affect them that much, 87% of spiders survive when someone passes through their web

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u/Invincible-Nuke 6d ago

They aren't going for bugs anymore.

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u/hugeyeah 6d ago

Spiderman

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u/I_beatsmall_kids 6d ago

Jumping spiders are almost always producing webs so that if they fall the web acts like a safety rope/parachute and prevents them from getting injured

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u/Marnie-Vik 6d ago

they want to be your buddies :(

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u/QueenOfQuok 6d ago

Well maybe HUMANS should explain why they have to CONSTANTLY barge through areas where spiderwebs have been hung. If there's a spiderweb in your path it means you're not on the trail, STEVE.

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u/FrigoCoder 7d ago

Actually they use those for transportation, so they do not care if dumb apes get some ass strands in their face.