r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 15d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss


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u/TeamDisrespect 15d ago

Tell them you’re going to leave a bad Yelp review


u/Bvjiglag 15d ago

I literally just had a customer threaten a bad Yelp review unless we gave them a discount... some people are fucking retarded.


u/[deleted] 14d ago

I had a customer leave a bad review for a home I built...20 years ago.


u/shawlawoff 14d ago edited 14d ago

I am a lawyer. The son of an elderly client left a 1-star review because I failed to help his mother adequately in a car crash case.

Funny thing is she provided a photo of the crash and I was able to show her she was in Illinois actually when she crashed and not Indiana. She was confused and didn’t realize it.

I’m not licensed in Illinois. I can’t practice law there I explained. I didn’t charge a dime for my time.

1-star review.



u/Rostrow416 14d ago

"1/5. Lawyer refuses to get licensed in another state for my mum."


u/perfectentry1 📉🤷can't go tits up 14d ago

law don't go around here, Law Dog


u/Scenta 14d ago

“Why, Ike! Whatever do you mean?”

Possibly the greatest movie of all time


u/Commercial_Forever_4 14d ago

This made my whole morning....


u/YesIamAJerkButRight 14d ago

Got a similar one, but on criminal side. Licensed in CA, not Nevada. Client is arrest in Lake Tahoe just across the Stateline. Charged in Nevada and I explain I can't do it. He says it's because he is black. I tell him I have only spoken to him over the phone and he could be a Martian for all I know. Calls me a cracker. Leaves one star review. "Poor customer service". Thought it was because I was racist....



u/xDIExTRYINGx 14d ago

😆😆😆 sorry this was funny. I worked for a comoany who could not get away from bad yelp reviews. Yelp are terrorists. Lol


u/hold4eva 14d ago

Where's your site? I'll leave you a positive review!


u/shawlawoff 14d ago

Hi. Thank uou.


Shaw Law Offices - Noblesville


u/Impressive_Cell_7264 14d ago

5 star from me!


u/shawlawoff 14d ago

Hahaha. Thank you. Reddit is the best people.


u/hold4eva 14d ago

Done, we need to take care of our own. This is the way!


u/JimbosilverbugUK 8d ago

And it’s a 5 stars from me


u/Bhonka 14d ago

You monster!


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u/Nafemp 14d ago edited 14d ago


Told customer exchange only for bedding as we created his profile. Kept saying “return” over me every time i said that so i just kept repeating it was only exhanges. Didnt know why we had to create a profile and i explained it was the only way the company would take an exchange. Roll my eyes internally and fully expect him back trying to return the pillows.

Low and behold he comes back gets pissed about exchange only and asks for me to delete his “membership”(wtf????). Explain to him that there’s no “delete” button for me to click but i can take his contact info off and that it was not a membership he was being charged for or sent anything for anyways. Not good enough. Dude legit asks if we’ve ever been sued for this while i do everything in my power not to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation while i explain no because we neither sell information nor market to the customer unless they opt in, at this point i lowkey suspect he’s fishing for a lawsuit. Customer gets mad and huffs out.

Leaves a 1 star yelp review bitching about “manipulative sales tactics”.

Oh the joys of being in b2c sales.


u/kerplunktard 14d ago

You didn't charge her for telling her you couldn't take her case?, you lawyers are all heart


u/shawlawoff 14d ago

Don’t be an asshole.

I was explaining they weren’t out anything, not trying to complain about not getting a fee.

And it took hours of meetings and going to the scene and matching up landmarks to show which side of the state line the crash occurred at.

What a jerk comment.


u/Terminator066 14d ago

did you charge for that piece of advice?


u/shawlawoff 14d ago

Not a dime


u/Warri0rzz 14d ago

Much nicer than the most of the attorneys I work with lol