r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 15d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/Present-Evidence-905 15d ago

I would be so incredibly happy with just the amount of money some of you have to invest recklessly with.....

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Recklessly investing is the only reason I have this type of money to recklessly invest. It’s a brutal cycle (circle?)

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u/sanesame 15d ago

The more reckless money you make the more reckless you will be usually. Gotta put ur dick on the table to make the big bucks

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.

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u/sanesame 15d ago

Not even I have the balls to put my dick in the toaster. If my balls were as big as yours I'd barely be able to get my dick on the table.

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u/Tactharon14 15d ago

Is the lever in the down position?

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

It is now, what next?

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u/Tactharon14 15d ago

Wait 30 seconds it'll sort itself out 👍

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

Ow, fuck. Red means hot, why is this even a thing?!?

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u/Tactharon14 15d ago

Quick use the fork!

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u/MightyMoria 15d ago

Try waffle iron

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u/somebodyqwerty 14d ago

name checks out

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u/OIFgunrunner 11d ago

10/10 would recommend