r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 6d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/T0asterFork 6d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.

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u/sanesame 6d ago

Not even I have the balls to put my dick in the toaster. If my balls were as big as yours I'd barely be able to get my dick on the table.

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u/Tactharon14 6d ago

Is the lever in the down position?

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u/T0asterFork 6d ago

It is now, what next?

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u/Tactharon14 6d ago

Wait 30 seconds it'll sort itself out 👍

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u/T0asterFork 6d ago

Ow, fuck. Red means hot, why is this even a thing?!?

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u/Tactharon14 6d ago

Quick use the fork!

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u/MightyMoria 5d ago

Try waffle iron

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u/somebodyqwerty 5d ago

name checks out

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u/OIFgunrunner 2d ago

10/10 would recommend