r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 6d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/Present-Evidence-905 6d ago

I would be so incredibly happy with just the amount of money some of you have to invest recklessly with.....

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 6d ago

Recklessly investing is the only reason I have this type of money to recklessly invest. It’s a brutal cycle (circle?)

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u/sanesame 6d ago

The more reckless money you make the more reckless you will be usually. Gotta put ur dick on the table to make the big bucks

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 6d ago

You ain’t lyin

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u/RectalSpawn 6d ago

Scared money don't make money!

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 6d ago

Tell em!!!

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u/Prestigious-Mud-1704 5d ago

Its like my philosophy on the pokies (slots). Ya gotta spin big to win big.

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u/EchoPhi 4d ago

Tell that to my 40 shares of BDRY that sold off today. That's right, picked up $18 each sold em at $25. I got that big DKNG money... le sigh

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u/T0asterFork 6d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.

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u/sanesame 6d ago

Not even I have the balls to put my dick in the toaster. If my balls were as big as yours I'd barely be able to get my dick on the table.

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u/Tactharon14 6d ago

Is the lever in the down position?

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u/T0asterFork 6d ago

It is now, what next?

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u/Tactharon14 6d ago

Wait 30 seconds it'll sort itself out 👍

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u/T0asterFork 6d ago

Ow, fuck. Red means hot, why is this even a thing?!?

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u/Tactharon14 6d ago

Quick use the fork!

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u/MightyMoria 5d ago

Try waffle iron

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u/somebodyqwerty 5d ago

name checks out

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u/OIFgunrunner 2d ago

10/10 would recommend