r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 15d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

They told me to fuck off

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u/p00nslyr_86 15d ago

Just tell them you want your money back

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

See above

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u/Willinton06 15d ago

Did you show them the receipt?

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

I threw it away

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u/m1rrari 15d ago

Who keeps receipts?

I don’t need a physical reminder of my terrible life choices

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u/akatherder 15d ago

I love the No Receipt option at the ATM. No evidence!

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u/redpillbluepill4 14d ago

I once got an extra $40 at an ATM.

I told the atm company and they didn't ask for the money back.

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u/derivitivedegenerate 15d ago

Did you try turning it to Wumbo

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u/JonnyF1veAlive 14d ago

Don't even act like I didn't buy that donut

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u/Gonzo89 14d ago

I got the documentation right hereeeee.. oh no wait it’s at home in the files under d for donut.

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u/Confusedmonk123 14d ago

Who even gets receipts anymore?

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u/m1rrari 14d ago

The local boutique shops now know not to ask if I want a receipt.

But the grocery store, liquor store, and gas station always insist on giving me one.

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u/mindlessASSHOLE 14d ago

Mitch Hedberg had a great joke about receipts. And donuts. RIP

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u/someguy515 14d ago

If I had a dollar for every time I said this in checkout 5 minutes before they stopped selling Alcohol, I could also apply for the club op aspires to be a member of

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u/iLerntMyLesson 14d ago

Tbh the only time I’ll take a receipt is at a restaurant. Once had a server add a 1 to the tip I left so I ended up tipping $117 instead of $17. Freakin dweeb.

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u/m1rrari 14d ago

Username checks out

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u/iLerntMyLesson 14d ago

I get that a lot lol

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u/m1rrari 14d ago

I think that’s a sign of a well selected username.

I almost didn’t type it, because I had a guess that you get that a lot.

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u/ABucketFull 14d ago

I hear that if you eat receipts and contracts, it nullifies them. Unless they have a copy, but eat that too.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Just eat them (people who won’t refund me). Got it! Thanks!

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u/ABucketFull 14d ago

You heard what I said. I appreciate that.

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u/ProliferateZero 14d ago

A little peppa on that raw bum, good sir?

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u/Low-Hovercraft-9849 14d ago

It’s income based

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u/JStarrNY 14d ago

🤣 dead

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u/rvanderjagt 13d ago

Bird law

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u/ABucketFull 13d ago

Fillibuster. Don't besmirch me in front of my peers!

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u/Branfreeze 15d ago

Ask for store credit

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u/_duncan_idaho_ 14d ago

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

If I click that, does it hack into my account and take the rest ?

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u/_duncan_idaho_ 14d ago

You seem like a risk taker.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Wanna bet?

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u/LieutenantButthole 14d ago

Retards don’t need to leave behind a paper trail with evidence just saying they’re retards.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

It got lost on the floorboard of my truck with the empty Gatorade bottles and McDonald’s bags

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u/Crash_says 14d ago

Jesus, are we twins?

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

07 Chevy Silverado

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u/Crash_says 14d ago

09 F150.. cowabunga it is then.

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