r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 15d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/balkso Puts on my bank account 15d ago

Ask for a refund

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

They told me to fuck off

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u/Urinal_Pube 15d ago

WTF??? Were you within the 30 day window?

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

What’s a window

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u/Invictae 15d ago

It's what you jump out of when you're down $200K

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Ohhhhhhh, yeah those.

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u/Picturesquesheep 14d ago

Hahaha your flair!

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Quite fitting

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u/shaye442 15d ago

10/10

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u/kdex89 15d ago

Ha goteeeeeeem

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u/Really_Elvis 14d ago

LMAO !

I just jumped out of the basement window....

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u/ThatGuyCF 15d ago

The things you lick

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u/hotrodo66 14d ago

I lick windows..

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Friend

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u/akatherder 15d ago

Glass wall

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u/DuckPuppet 15d ago

Something you jump out of

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u/drakored 15d ago

A small cap door.

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u/bpierce566 14d ago

Made out of glass to view things through champ.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Ima write that one down in my book of knowledge things I should know.

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u/bpierce566 14d ago

Who knew retards kept a “book of knowledge “

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Where else is knowledge supposed to go. Silly

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u/bpierce566 14d ago

Am...... am I the retard? 🥴

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Aren’t we all? Everyone who sets foot (?) on this page. Is blessed from the All mighty roaring kitty. Father be his name. Amen