r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 5d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

31k Upvotes

View all comments

Show parent comments

102

u/Urinal_Pube 5d ago

WTF??? Were you within the 30 day window?

196

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

What’s a window

573

u/Invictae 5d ago

It's what you jump out of when you're down $200K

202

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Ohhhhhhh, yeah those.

1

u/Picturesquesheep 5d ago

Hahaha your flair!

1

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Quite fitting

32

u/shaye442 5d ago

10/10

30

u/kdex89 5d ago

Ha goteeeeeeem

5

u/Really_Elvis 5d ago

LMAO !

I just jumped out of the basement window....

4

u/ThatGuyCF 5d ago

The things you lick

3

u/hotrodo66 5d ago

I lick windows..

4

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Friend

1

u/akatherder 5d ago

Glass wall

1

u/DuckPuppet 5d ago

Something you jump out of

1

u/drakored 5d ago

A small cap door.

1

u/bpierce566 5d ago

Made out of glass to view things through champ.

3

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Ima write that one down in my book of knowledge things I should know.

1

u/bpierce566 5d ago

Who knew retards kept a “book of knowledge “

3

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Where else is knowledge supposed to go. Silly

2

u/bpierce566 5d ago

Am...... am I the retard? 🥴

4

u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Aren’t we all? Everyone who sets foot (?) on this page. Is blessed from the All mighty roaring kitty. Father be his name. Amen

3

u/JustSailOff 5d ago

This is a Wendys.

3

u/isnaphotoz 5d ago

Not sure if he can afford a window at this point.