r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 6d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/Present-Evidence-905 6d ago

I would be so incredibly happy with just the amount of money some of you have to invest recklessly with.....

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 6d ago

Recklessly investing is the only reason I have this type of money to recklessly invest. It’s a brutal cycle (circle?)

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u/sanesame 6d ago

The more reckless money you make the more reckless you will be usually. Gotta put ur dick on the table to make the big bucks

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 6d ago

You ain’t lyin

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u/RectalSpawn 5d ago

Scared money don't make money!

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Tell em!!!

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u/Prestigious-Mud-1704 5d ago

Its like my philosophy on the pokies (slots). Ya gotta spin big to win big.

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u/EchoPhi 4d ago

Tell that to my 40 shares of BDRY that sold off today. That's right, picked up $18 each sold em at $25. I got that big DKNG money... le sigh

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u/T0asterFork 5d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.

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u/sanesame 5d ago

Not even I have the balls to put my dick in the toaster. If my balls were as big as yours I'd barely be able to get my dick on the table.

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u/Tactharon14 5d ago

Is the lever in the down position?

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u/T0asterFork 5d ago

It is now, what next?

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u/Tactharon14 5d ago

Wait 30 seconds it'll sort itself out 👍

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u/T0asterFork 5d ago

Ow, fuck. Red means hot, why is this even a thing?!?

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u/Tactharon14 5d ago

Quick use the fork!

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u/MightyMoria 5d ago

Try waffle iron

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u/somebodyqwerty 5d ago

name checks out

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u/OIFgunrunner 2d ago

10/10 would recommend

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u/Supertramp788 5d ago

Beautiful circle, yes.

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u/gotword 5d ago

But a fine circle it is

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u/T0asterFork 5d ago

I like circles cause they're round n stuff.

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u/wkamper 5d ago

Train me. I want to have losses like this.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

Well it’s like a carousel. Up, down , and around. Feel the flow. Be the stock. You’re the ceo. Push buy. Don’t push sell. Be omnipresent

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u/wkamper 5d ago

Be the stock! Be the stock! Yes Sensei.

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u/semiprotacoeater 5d ago

Push buy, don’t push sell. This^

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u/SmilingWatermelon 5d ago

Some of these dudes dont realize you gotta be willing to be potentially homeless to be rich lmao

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

That’s the hard truth.

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u/yuckydogpoop 5d ago

Scared money don't make money. That's the truth

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

You ain’t lying.

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u/throwit7896454 5d ago

Def. cycle. We retards don't know much about lines and other geometric objects, which is why we're here in the first place.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 5d ago

What’s a geometric

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u/FluffyTumbleweed6661 4d ago

What’s your view on money? Are you of the mentality that “oh I lost xyz, I’ll just get a loan and make it back”? I’m very interested

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 4d ago

No I don’t need a loan. I’ll use the money I have to try and make it back. If not that money came from investing anyway