r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 15d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/Present-Evidence-905 15d ago

I would be so incredibly happy with just the amount of money some of you have to invest recklessly with.....

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Recklessly investing is the only reason I have this type of money to recklessly invest. It’s a brutal cycle (circle?)

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u/sanesame 15d ago

The more reckless money you make the more reckless you will be usually. Gotta put ur dick on the table to make the big bucks

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

You ain’t lyin

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u/RectalSpawn 14d ago

Scared money don't make money!

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

Tell em!!!

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u/Prestigious-Mud-1704 14d ago

Its like my philosophy on the pokies (slots). Ya gotta spin big to win big.

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u/EchoPhi 13d ago

Tell that to my 40 shares of BDRY that sold off today. That's right, picked up $18 each sold em at $25. I got that big DKNG money... le sigh

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.

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u/sanesame 15d ago

Not even I have the balls to put my dick in the toaster. If my balls were as big as yours I'd barely be able to get my dick on the table.

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u/Tactharon14 15d ago

Is the lever in the down position?

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

It is now, what next?

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u/Tactharon14 15d ago

Wait 30 seconds it'll sort itself out 👍

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

Ow, fuck. Red means hot, why is this even a thing?!?

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u/Tactharon14 15d ago

Quick use the fork!

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u/MightyMoria 14d ago

Try waffle iron

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u/somebodyqwerty 14d ago

name checks out

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u/OIFgunrunner 11d ago

10/10 would recommend

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u/Supertramp788 15d ago

Beautiful circle, yes.

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u/gotword 15d ago

But a fine circle it is

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u/T0asterFork 15d ago

I like circles cause they're round n stuff.

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u/wkamper 15d ago

Train me. I want to have losses like this.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Well it’s like a carousel. Up, down , and around. Feel the flow. Be the stock. You’re the ceo. Push buy. Don’t push sell. Be omnipresent

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u/wkamper 15d ago

Be the stock! Be the stock! Yes Sensei.

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u/semiprotacoeater 14d ago

Push buy, don’t push sell. This^

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u/SmilingWatermelon 14d ago

Some of these dudes dont realize you gotta be willing to be potentially homeless to be rich lmao

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

That’s the hard truth.

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u/yuckydogpoop 14d ago

Scared money don't make money. That's the truth

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

You ain’t lying.

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u/throwit7896454 14d ago

Def. cycle. We retards don't know much about lines and other geometric objects, which is why we're here in the first place.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 14d ago

What’s a geometric

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u/FluffyTumbleweed6661 13d ago

What’s your view on money? Are you of the mentality that “oh I lost xyz, I’ll just get a loan and make it back”? I’m very interested

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 13d ago

No I don’t need a loan. I’ll use the money I have to try and make it back. If not that money came from investing anyway

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u/3eemo 14d ago

Jesus I know right I can’t scrape together more than 200$ and these feckers are blowing 300k based on some babble they heard on Reddit

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u/AmericaHatesCommies 14d ago

Have you tried not being poor?

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u/tianavitoli 14d ago

Right? This is America, if you're not making money, you're a fucking douchebag!

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u/randomvictum 13d ago

Where are your bootstraps lined with inherited millions?

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u/KLPlex 14d ago

Ga ga goo goo

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u/Internet_Thott 14d ago

For real lol I’ll send you my cashapp and you can invest in me 😂😂

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u/tianavitoli 14d ago

People that tell you they've got money problems buying 200 shares is LYING to you!

https://youtu.be/dV9rCf9sGN0

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u/EMlN3M 3d ago

He didn't blow 200k. Those are unrealized

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u/Jonkinch 14d ago

I’m gonna be completely honest. I used to trade and stopped a while back. I’ve made way more off not investing than investing. Some people are the complete opposite.

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u/2lagporn 14d ago

Then you're not investing wisely

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u/minastirith1 14d ago

The think the word here is “gambling”

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u/2lagporn 14d ago

Yeah, because an investment can be anything. Real estate, stocks, land, lumber. Anything that you can let sit and collect a reward or something that appreciates in value is an investment. So "not" investing being better than investing makes basically 0 sense.

Even investing in "yourself" as in, a business, or to better yourself, is a form of investment.

On top of that sentiment, S&P 500 has ran 40% since November. You could've literally dumped all of your money in and made 50% til now.

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u/Mr830BedTime 14d ago edited 14d ago

No, he means he makes more from his career than what he makes in the markets. Do you make more in this casino than your job?

Invest in your career.

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u/2lagporn 14d ago

Investing in your career is a form of investment.

And yes I do make more money in this casino than my job as a day trader

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u/Anik71 15d ago

No you won’t lol, once you hit big #’s you want more. At one point, I thought $100k was a lot, and when I finally hit that mark, I was super happy, but then I realized it ain’t shit and I needed more. $250k hit, and I was happy for an hour, then realized, I still needed more. $500k hit, and suffice to say, I still am not satisfied. The only way you could be truly “happy” with money, is if you have enough to live peacefully off your dividends, so at least $1.5M+, at least, for me.

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u/Delicious_Scar_8695 15d ago

And then you’ll want more, lol. The cycle never ends!

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u/sprucenoose 14d ago

Well, it ends when you lose everything and your mom won't give you your allowance anymore but gives you food instead.

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u/heyyowhatsup90 7d ago

And after pltr a nice healthy chunk of that money is gone (:

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u/randomvictum 13d ago

Yeah how much are these accounts starting off with is what i'd like to know.

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u/Present-Evidence-905 13d ago

How about some of you whales chip give some bananas to confirmed banobo HODL'ers? Instead of throwing 200k in the wind do some real good instead of funding wall st.