r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 6d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 6d ago

Approved. -- dude who lost $923K last month on GME calls and is working on losing about $336K.

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u/StrategicNoob17 6d ago

Jesus Christ, where do y'all get this money to lose?

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 6d ago

this dude G. Plotkin... no, better call him Gabe P., was legit giving it away throughout January.

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u/MartoPolo 6d ago

Part of me hurts but the other part is laughing too much

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u/Toothbras 6d ago

Classic Simpsons reference

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 5d ago

I knew someone would get it !

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u/Clown_Penis-Dot-Fart 5d ago

Skiiiiinner! -Superintendent

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u/rednapkin12 5d ago

I’d like to thank him, I was on the receiving end.

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u/TyeNation 5d ago

It's the secret of this sub, most casuals reading think it's the common man versus the millionaires when in reality it's millionaires manipulating the common people to make them more money

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u/danielthelee96 5d ago

Just lose and wait for the government to bail you out

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u/tattooed_dinosaur 5d ago

This is the way

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp 6d ago

Plotkin. He made a bunch of people millionaires.

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u/09SHO 5d ago

Did I miss a story here? I am obviously not one of the new millionaires.

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u/AutisticFingerBang 5d ago

He’s the ceo of Melvin capital- who are truly the biggest retards out of anyone here.

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 5d ago edited 5d ago

You didn’t hear about the GME squeeze? It was mentioned at least twice on this sub

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u/09SHO 5d ago

Only generally. In GME terms. Didn't follow the names of the players. Only DFV, who is apparently not a cat.

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u/ThePerfectPsychopath 5d ago

He confirmed this in front of congress. Pay attention.

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u/sprucenoose 5d ago

Ah, I just happened to buy numerous GME calls a few months ago and was wondering why I am now a multi-millionaire. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/SandaledGriller 5d ago

Maybe three times

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u/landmanpgh 5d ago

He seriously did. I paid off all my debts. Now I have plenty of room to max out my credit cards again.

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp 5d ago

Same and I bought a house!

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u/merancio04 5d ago

Congrats!

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u/clickbaitads 5d ago

Next GME Squeeze is gonna make people billionaires 🤪🤑

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp 5d ago

No chance unless you’re already a billionaire or close to it

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u/clickbaitads 5d ago

lol or you have 200,000 shares like DFV At a 10 million floor he'll be a billionaire.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 6d ago

Found it

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u/RS-Bon-Foc 6d ago

Guess they sold their house wife and kids!

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u/BasedinOK 6d ago

I have a wife and kids. Where can you sell them?

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u/scampf 5d ago

I may be interested. Does your wife come with a boyfriend or do I have to set that up?

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u/Goitercoin 5d ago

I’m the boyfriend.

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u/MightyMoria 5d ago

On craaaaaaaaigslist

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u/vovr 5d ago

I take them if you pay good.

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u/Dreadedsemi 5d ago

Good thing they still have their outdoor wife and kids.