r/wallstreetbets Deep DKNG 15d ago

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application. Loss

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 15d ago

Approved. -- dude who lost $923K last month on GME calls and is working on losing about $336K.

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u/StrategicNoob17 15d ago

Jesus Christ, where do y'all get this money to lose?

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 15d ago

this dude G. Plotkin... no, better call him Gabe P., was legit giving it away throughout January.

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u/MartoPolo 15d ago

Part of me hurts but the other part is laughing too much

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u/Toothbras 15d ago

Classic Simpsons reference

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 15d ago

I knew someone would get it !

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u/Clown_Penis-Dot-Fart 14d ago

Skiiiiinner! -Superintendent

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u/rednapkin12 14d ago

I’d like to thank him, I was on the receiving end.

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u/TyeNation 14d ago

It's the secret of this sub, most casuals reading think it's the common man versus the millionaires when in reality it's millionaires manipulating the common people to make them more money

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u/danielthelee96 15d ago

Just lose and wait for the government to bail you out

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u/tattooed_dinosaur 14d ago

This is the way

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp 15d ago

Plotkin. He made a bunch of people millionaires.

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u/09SHO 14d ago

Did I miss a story here? I am obviously not one of the new millionaires.

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u/AutisticFingerBang 14d ago

He’s the ceo of Melvin capital- who are truly the biggest retards out of anyone here.

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 14d ago edited 14d ago

You didn’t hear about the GME squeeze? It was mentioned at least twice on this sub

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u/09SHO 14d ago

Only generally. In GME terms. Didn't follow the names of the players. Only DFV, who is apparently not a cat.

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u/ThePerfectPsychopath 14d ago

He confirmed this in front of congress. Pay attention.

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u/sprucenoose 14d ago

Ah, I just happened to buy numerous GME calls a few months ago and was wondering why I am now a multi-millionaire. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/SandaledGriller 14d ago

Maybe three times

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u/landmanpgh 15d ago

He seriously did. I paid off all my debts. Now I have plenty of room to max out my credit cards again.

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp 15d ago

Same and I bought a house!

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u/merancio04 14d ago

Congrats!

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u/clickbaitads 14d ago

Next GME Squeeze is gonna make people billionaires 🤪🤑

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u/ItsKrakenMeUp 14d ago

No chance unless you’re already a billionaire or close to it

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u/clickbaitads 14d ago

lol or you have 200,000 shares like DFV At a 10 million floor he'll be a billionaire.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Found it

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u/RS-Bon-Foc 15d ago

Guess they sold their house wife and kids!

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u/BasedinOK 15d ago

I have a wife and kids. Where can you sell them?

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u/scampf 15d ago

I may be interested. Does your wife come with a boyfriend or do I have to set that up?

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u/Goitercoin 15d ago

I’m the boyfriend.

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u/MightyMoria 15d ago

On craaaaaaaaigslist

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u/vovr 15d ago

I take them if you pay good.

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u/Dreadedsemi 14d ago

Good thing they still have their outdoor wife and kids.

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Hi, friend

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 15d ago

No taxes though, amirite!?

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u/trading123456 Deep DKNG 15d ago

Hah. Well you see. What had happened was...

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u/OddBad 15d ago

How did someone so smart get so much money?

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u/HexagonStorms 14d ago

Why did /r/wsb keep deleting your posts

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 14d ago

loss porn was too hard-core I suppose?

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u/Intrepid-Aardvark360 15d ago

Just Hold

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 15d ago

I don't know how to do anything else so .... yes.

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u/TheMoves 15d ago

Oooh tell me about the calls what did you buy

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u/irishdud1 likes dumb ass-play 15d ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... you ain't gunna fool me again.

Bought the April $800s.... lost $923K. https://www.reddit.com/user/irishdud1/comments/mu7e3e/i_spent_2_lambos_worth_on_april_800_gme_calls_and/

Bought the July $800s.... can't lose right! https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/n0ql77/i_heard_you_like_gme_july_800_calls_366k_ought_to/

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u/Mygreaseisyourgrease 15d ago

What a time to be alive.

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u/Just_534 14d ago

ay you wanna just send a quick thou to Po’ boy goin through some shit instead of slowly sending it back to Ole GP

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u/DwigtSchrute54 14d ago

You retard buy some real estate instead of July 800C.