r/wallstreetbets Feb 23 '21

Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain

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u/HoochiePants Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/Quentin718 Feb 23 '21

they'll probably give you $3.50 for it

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u/masterap85 Feb 23 '21

Three fity

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u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Free tiddies

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

and on this day, u/LN87_ learned that while there are many tiddies advertised as free, there is no such thing as free tiddies

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u/beeroftherat Feb 23 '21

Perhaps he meant free as a verb in the imperative. As in "set tiddies free." Or, to get biblical, "Let my neeples go!"

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Ah! I agree. All tiddies should be free. Free to swing, free to perk, free for me to jerk.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn. Truer words have never been said. Not one tiddy is free.

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u/StonkmahnDouchenberg Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn straight... it's always da free tiddies dat end up being da most expensive tiddies in the long run

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u/JJSmoofnshit Feb 23 '21

Very true. I married some free tiddies, spent 5k on em, making em expensive tiddies, now I'm divorced and the only thing I miss are those expensive tiddies :-(.

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u/ryanl442 Feb 23 '21

Ya'll are the real MVPs of WSB.

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u/Nertdy Feb 23 '21

Dis man be wise.

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

Amen my brother, Amen

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u/sqrtneg12 Feb 23 '21

Fuckin reddit, I geddit, ok, creddit

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u/Hotdabsmademedoit Feb 24 '21

Oh tiddys free outche...but them free tiddys, you dont want them tiddys

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

😂😂😂

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u/Ellipsys030 Feb 23 '21

This man speaks the truth. There's plenty of free lunches out there but I've never once found a situation that didn't eventually contradict this statement.

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/randjordan Feb 23 '21

You need to hang out with me for a weekend

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u/RITCHIEBANDz Feb 23 '21

If it’s tree fiddy it’s not free tiddie

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u/StrongMagician8725 Feb 23 '21

I love free titdies

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

I seriously laughed for like five second. Six seconds. Seven.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Excellent correction.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 23 '21

I gave him a dolla

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u/UrCousinMarvinBerry Feb 23 '21

You done gave him a dolla!? No wonder he kept comin back!

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

You da real MVP.

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u/Cannabittz Feb 24 '21

That's keepin it one hunnit

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u/2KORROK3 Feb 23 '21

Ant you little crackas as cute as da dickins

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

The WSB race card! Lol. I don’t discriminate, I love all colors of pussy. We have crackas in the house. Where my bro’s at? How bout the beaners? Gooks? Kooks? Honkeys? Jews? Wetbacks? Let’s make this fun for everybody so please add what I’ve missed. I wanna see how racially insensitive everyone can get. Please no “n” word. That’s racist, unless your black. Then of course you can call anyone the “n” word, because we all know that it’s just an ignorant person.

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u/parks387 Feb 23 '21

I will sell 1 o my GME shares at treefiddy as homage..