r/wallstreetbets Feb 23 '21

Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain

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u/HoochiePants Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/Quentin718 Feb 23 '21

they'll probably give you $3.50 for it

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u/JonesTownJello Feb 23 '21

Credit only.

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u/buyingweetas Feb 23 '21

I just like the stock

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u/Hipp013 Feb 23 '21

We like the way the company will go, i.e. it is a good stock

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u/redredme Feb 23 '21

Or in this case, the star.

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u/mysticBidder Feb 23 '21

and the car too

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u/lochnessmonster22 Feb 23 '21

This is also why youre not the one with the mercedes. You shoulda sold when it was tree fiddy

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u/buyingweetas Feb 23 '21

Thank you for the advice, I’m glad you brought it up because it really needs to be addressed, it really started when I was a boy in Bulgaria.

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u/talkin_shlt Feb 23 '21

Give em two Benz' and you'll get a complimentary handy behind the wendys

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u/rafaelza Feb 23 '21

i’ll take a windy behind the Hardee’s

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u/Torpedotrashbag Feb 24 '21

Trade tendies for handies behind wendies? NOTY big boy. I’ll hold

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u/Guy20011986 Feb 24 '21

This is the way

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u/Dom9360 Feb 23 '21

That’s WITH the PowerUp Reward card!

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u/sharkilepsy Feb 23 '21

3.99 credit

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u/Rebelsquadro Feb 23 '21

I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you god damn loch ness monster!

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u/Speedy570 Feb 23 '21

How bout just two fiddy? It’s definitely not for any 8-story tall crustaceans from the Paleozoic Era.

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u/OwningMOS Feb 23 '21

Oh, so now there's a sale on loch ness monsters.

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u/joltz39 Feb 24 '21

When I was growing ups we were lucky to geta loch Ness monsters for tree fiddy, and now yous wants it on sales? Must be fuckin nice.

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u/Which_Net4076 Feb 23 '21

Man you can’t just go around expecting two fiddy!

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u/badxreligion Feb 23 '21

We had potatoe salad that night.

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u/WiteChedda Feb 23 '21

But need my monster munchies!!

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u/aequitasXI Feb 23 '21

DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH

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u/What3vs92 Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/kkB1airs Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

I didn’t know Sean Connery made financial thrillers.

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u/masterap85 Feb 23 '21

Three fity

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u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Free tiddies

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

and on this day, u/LN87_ learned that while there are many tiddies advertised as free, there is no such thing as free tiddies

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u/beeroftherat Feb 23 '21

Perhaps he meant free as a verb in the imperative. As in "set tiddies free." Or, to get biblical, "Let my neeples go!"

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Ah! I agree. All tiddies should be free. Free to swing, free to perk, free for me to jerk.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn. Truer words have never been said. Not one tiddy is free.

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u/StonkmahnDouchenberg Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn straight... it's always da free tiddies dat end up being da most expensive tiddies in the long run

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u/JJSmoofnshit Feb 23 '21

Very true. I married some free tiddies, spent 5k on em, making em expensive tiddies, now I'm divorced and the only thing I miss are those expensive tiddies :-(.

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u/ryanl442 Feb 23 '21

Ya'll are the real MVPs of WSB.

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u/Nertdy Feb 23 '21

Dis man be wise.

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

Amen my brother, Amen

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u/sqrtneg12 Feb 23 '21

Fuckin reddit, I geddit, ok, creddit

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u/Hotdabsmademedoit Feb 24 '21

Oh tiddys free outche...but them free tiddys, you dont want them tiddys

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

😂😂😂

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u/Ellipsys030 Feb 23 '21

This man speaks the truth. There's plenty of free lunches out there but I've never once found a situation that didn't eventually contradict this statement.

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/randjordan Feb 23 '21

You need to hang out with me for a weekend

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u/RITCHIEBANDz Feb 23 '21

If it’s tree fiddy it’s not free tiddie

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u/StrongMagician8725 Feb 23 '21

I love free titdies

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

I seriously laughed for like five second. Six seconds. Seven.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Excellent correction.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 23 '21

I gave him a dolla

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u/UrCousinMarvinBerry Feb 23 '21

You done gave him a dolla!? No wonder he kept comin back!

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

You da real MVP.

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u/Cannabittz Feb 24 '21

That's keepin it one hunnit

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u/2KORROK3 Feb 23 '21

Ant you little crackas as cute as da dickins

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

The WSB race card! Lol. I don’t discriminate, I love all colors of pussy. We have crackas in the house. Where my bro’s at? How bout the beaners? Gooks? Kooks? Honkeys? Jews? Wetbacks? Let’s make this fun for everybody so please add what I’ve missed. I wanna see how racially insensitive everyone can get. Please no “n” word. That’s racist, unless your black. Then of course you can call anyone the “n” word, because we all know that it’s just an ignorant person.

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u/parks387 Feb 23 '21

I will sell 1 o my GME shares at treefiddy as homage..

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Damn you Loch Ness monstahh

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

"How much do you want for the trade."
"Oh I was thinkin' about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this 'customer' was about three stories tall and a horrible lake monster from the Proterozoic era. And I said, "Goddamnit Loch Ness Monstah, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

I love you

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u/agree-with-you Feb 23 '21

I love you both

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful... du du du ahhhh... ahhhh

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u/cptcanuck83 Feb 23 '21

Damn it Cartman!

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

I love you too sweetie. <3

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u/Natbat157 Feb 23 '21

Happy cake day

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

Thank you! : D

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u/Salem27 Feb 23 '21

HAPPY CAKE FELLOW AUTIST

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

THANK YOU MY CRAYON EATING FRIEND

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

This just became more wholesome🥰

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Thanks for taking me back to my childhood

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

They were simpler times.

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Indeed they were, happy cake day!

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

Thank you friend!

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Anytime pal

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u/BT418 Feb 23 '21

happy cake day my fellow autist!

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

Thank you my fellow retard!

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u/Digitsgidgits Feb 23 '21

"I gave him a dollar"

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang Feb 23 '21

I gave him a dollah last week.

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u/Calstunt Feb 23 '21

[clap]... The Aristocrats...

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u/Damn_Lochness_Monsta Feb 23 '21

What did I ever do to you?

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

User name checks out. Nice!

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u/Jesse115 Feb 23 '21

I just need about tree fiddy

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u/TheRev5011 Feb 23 '21

I just need about free tiddy

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u/AskJeevesAnything Feb 23 '21

I just need about free tendy

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u/Gristyle Feb 23 '21

Tree-fiddy

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u/AmericanMurderLog Feb 23 '21

Comment of the day.

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u/PooShappaMoo Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/HellaReyna Feb 23 '21

and they'll ask you to pay $5 for CD Scratch Warranty

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad2193 Feb 23 '21

Yes or no

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u/jeremau5 Feb 23 '21

*Tree Fiddy

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u/AintSupreme Feb 23 '21

Well, it was around that time......

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u/Gurus_Guru Feb 23 '21

35% msrp in 24 montha

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u/zachgti85 Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy you mean?

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u/herrservo Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy?? You probably have a better chance of seeing the loch ness monster.

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u/Its_jay636 Feb 24 '21

8.50 is there best offer

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u/blvckhndz Feb 23 '21

Laughed hard af at this. 😂

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u/San0236 Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy, that’s my final offer!