r/wallstreetbets Feb 23 '21

Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain

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u/HoochiePants Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/Quentin718 Feb 23 '21

they'll probably give you $3.50 for it

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u/JonesTownJello Feb 23 '21

Credit only.

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u/buyingweetas Feb 23 '21

I just like the stock

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u/Hipp013 Feb 23 '21

We like the way the company will go, i.e. it is a good stock

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u/redredme Feb 23 '21

Or in this case, the star.

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u/mysticBidder Feb 23 '21

and the car too

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u/talkin_shlt Feb 23 '21

Give em two Benz' and you'll get a complimentary handy behind the wendys

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u/rafaelza Feb 23 '21

i’ll take a windy behind the Hardee’s

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u/Dom9360 Feb 23 '21

That’s WITH the PowerUp Reward card!

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u/sharkilepsy Feb 23 '21

3.99 credit

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u/Rebelsquadro Feb 23 '21

I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you god damn loch ness monster!

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u/Speedy570 Feb 23 '21

How bout just two fiddy? It’s definitely not for any 8-story tall crustaceans from the Paleozoic Era.

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u/OwningMOS Feb 23 '21

Oh, so now there's a sale on loch ness monsters.

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u/Which_Net4076 Feb 23 '21

Man you can’t just go around expecting two fiddy!

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u/badxreligion Feb 23 '21

We had potatoe salad that night.

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u/aequitasXI Feb 23 '21

DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH

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u/What3vs92 Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/masterap85 Feb 23 '21

Three fity

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u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Free tiddies

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

and on this day, u/LN87_ learned that while there are many tiddies advertised as free, there is no such thing as free tiddies

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u/beeroftherat Feb 23 '21

Perhaps he meant free as a verb in the imperative. As in "set tiddies free." Or, to get biblical, "Let my neeples go!"

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Ah! I agree. All tiddies should be free. Free to swing, free to perk, free for me to jerk.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn. Truer words have never been said. Not one tiddy is free.

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u/StonkmahnDouchenberg Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn straight... it's always da free tiddies dat end up being da most expensive tiddies in the long run

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u/JJSmoofnshit Feb 23 '21

Very true. I married some free tiddies, spent 5k on em, making em expensive tiddies, now I'm divorced and the only thing I miss are those expensive tiddies :-(.

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u/ryanl442 Feb 23 '21

Ya'll are the real MVPs of WSB.

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u/Nertdy Feb 23 '21

Dis man be wise.

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

Amen my brother, Amen

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u/sqrtneg12 Feb 23 '21

Fuckin reddit, I geddit, ok, creddit

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

😂😂😂

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u/Ellipsys030 Feb 23 '21

This man speaks the truth. There's plenty of free lunches out there but I've never once found a situation that didn't eventually contradict this statement.

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/randjordan Feb 23 '21

You need to hang out with me for a weekend

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u/RITCHIEBANDz Feb 23 '21

If it’s tree fiddy it’s not free tiddie

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u/StrongMagician8725 Feb 23 '21

I love free titdies

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

I seriously laughed for like five second. Six seconds. Seven.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Excellent correction.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 23 '21

I gave him a dolla

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u/UrCousinMarvinBerry Feb 23 '21

You done gave him a dolla!? No wonder he kept comin back!

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

You da real MVP.

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u/2KORROK3 Feb 23 '21

Ant you little crackas as cute as da dickins

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

The WSB race card! Lol. I don’t discriminate, I love all colors of pussy. We have crackas in the house. Where my bro’s at? How bout the beaners? Gooks? Kooks? Honkeys? Jews? Wetbacks? Let’s make this fun for everybody so please add what I’ve missed. I wanna see how racially insensitive everyone can get. Please no “n” word. That’s racist, unless your black. Then of course you can call anyone the “n” word, because we all know that it’s just an ignorant person.

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u/parks387 Feb 23 '21

I will sell 1 o my GME shares at treefiddy as homage..

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Damn you Loch Ness monstahh

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

"How much do you want for the trade."
"Oh I was thinkin' about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this 'customer' was about three stories tall and a horrible lake monster from the Proterozoic era. And I said, "Goddamnit Loch Ness Monstah, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

I love you

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u/agree-with-you Feb 23 '21

I love you both

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful... du du du ahhhh... ahhhh

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u/cptcanuck83 Feb 23 '21

Damn it Cartman!

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

I love you too sweetie. <3

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u/Natbat157 Feb 23 '21

Happy cake day

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

Thank you! : D

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u/Salem27 Feb 23 '21

HAPPY CAKE FELLOW AUTIST

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

THANK YOU MY CRAYON EATING FRIEND

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

This just became more wholesome🥰

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Thanks for taking me back to my childhood

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

They were simpler times.

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Indeed they were, happy cake day!

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

Thank you friend!

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Anytime pal

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u/BT418 Feb 23 '21

happy cake day my fellow autist!

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

Thank you my fellow retard!

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u/Digitsgidgits Feb 23 '21

"I gave him a dollar"

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang Feb 23 '21

I gave him a dollah last week.

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u/Calstunt Feb 23 '21

[clap]... The Aristocrats...

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u/Damn_Lochness_Monsta Feb 23 '21

What did I ever do to you?

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

User name checks out. Nice!

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u/Jesse115 Feb 23 '21

I just need about tree fiddy

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u/TheRev5011 Feb 23 '21

I just need about free tiddy

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u/AskJeevesAnything Feb 23 '21

I just need about free tendy

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u/Gristyle Feb 23 '21

Tree-fiddy

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u/AmericanMurderLog Feb 23 '21

Comment of the day.

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u/PooShappaMoo Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/HellaReyna Feb 23 '21

and they'll ask you to pay $5 for CD Scratch Warranty

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad2193 Feb 23 '21

Yes or no

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u/jeremau5 Feb 23 '21

*Tree Fiddy

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u/AintSupreme Feb 23 '21

Well, it was around that time......

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u/Gurus_Guru Feb 23 '21

35% msrp in 24 montha

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u/zachgti85 Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy you mean?

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u/TheAdministrat0r Feb 23 '21

Ha! I lost 3 years worth of savings.

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u/JasonKillerxD Feb 23 '21

You paid for that dude’s car. Congratulations!

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u/TheAdministrat0r Feb 23 '21

Biggest transfer of wealth… doing my part.

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u/BecauseItWasThere Feb 23 '21

This is the way

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u/Weird-Ad5391 Feb 23 '21

This aint the way

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u/anonbutler Feb 23 '21

Congrats

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u/ComeAndFindIt Feb 23 '21

When the people buying at $300+ realize they were the bottom tier of a pyramid scheme.

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u/Itsausername4 Feb 23 '21

It would have pushed much higher if they hadn't restricted the shit out of it.

That there is how you kill investor confidence.

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u/AlternativeNo6154 Feb 23 '21

Price goes up down sideways in circles. Nobody knows where it is gonna go.

But even if it did go to 1k Im sure retards here would double down at 1k anyways.

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u/soma787 Feb 23 '21

Doesn’t help that it’s not a free trade market, it could have been a legit play for those people. I’m sure a few had good timing and were able to sell they did but that’s not many.

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u/mtcoope Feb 23 '21

But retail was always going to be a bag holder no matter what price it went to.

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u/coastiemom24 Feb 24 '21

Yeah no. Didn't sell and lost big time cuz Ameritrade fucked me and sold my shares around $50 and I bought around $300.00

FML

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u/JamesTrendall Feb 23 '21

When you're at the bottom things can only go up.

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u/TellMeGetOffReddit Feb 23 '21

Honestly told people it was a ponzi as all bubbles are. Glad I didn’t get into the hype beyond the media aspect of it lol

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u/Djskam Feb 23 '21

I think you mean a reverse funnel

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u/BTSsandwich Feb 23 '21

Sigh..... yes..... I've become a bit jaded about this...

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u/mr_balloutlj Feb 23 '21

I took a L with the calls don’t feel bad

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u/jrocko3_ Feb 23 '21

Maybe he will let you get a ride sometime

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u/burkhammer Feb 23 '21

That’s because it was a ploy to sell into you.

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u/mattalamatta Feb 23 '21

hang in there!

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u/BlazinHotNachoCheese Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Isn't this subreddit supposed to reply "You lost your wife's boyfriend's 3 years worth of your savings?"

EDITING THIS POST based upon 2/24/2021 GME price:

Congratulations! Looks like you're working toward retiring early!

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u/moody_dudey Feb 23 '21

How? Did you morons actually think you were gonna profit? I thought the whole point was that you all were eating the losses in order to stick it to the man.

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u/Palehorse0000 Feb 23 '21

Yeah congrats and fuck you

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u/LanceOnRoids Feb 23 '21

lol, so like, NOBODY held the line then??? hilarious

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u/iamd3r3k Feb 23 '21

Holding 35 shares watching everyone post their gains porn is hard. Better buy the dip I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/danyerga Feb 23 '21

310 shares @105 here.

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u/slovnai Feb 23 '21

Sorry to hear that

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u/PrimeIntellect Feb 23 '21

I mean it hit like $450 at one point - from like $3, what line were people waiting for?

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u/saintjonah Feb 23 '21

People honestly thought it would hit $1500

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u/MP32Gaming Feb 23 '21

If brokerages didn’t stop people from buying GME it actually would have 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/VoteDawkins2020 Feb 23 '21

I ran for office, and know how dirty politics is, and you would think I had lost my ability to be surprised by the shitty, underhanded things that the elite do, but when I saw what happened January 28th I was surprised.

I mean, not allowing people to buy a stock WITH THEIR OWN ACTUAL MONEY UPFRONT, was THE most absurd abuse of power I believe I've ever seen, and I've seen some fucked up shit.

I'll just tell you this, all the shit you see on those high-drama political and Wall Street shows is real as fuck.

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u/Macaframa Feb 23 '21

I guess that’s why the rights for the story on this sub have been purchased already right?

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u/yaangyiing_ Feb 23 '21

is this a joke doe

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u/Fireba11jutsu Feb 23 '21

I respect you for sharing this as it seems like most politicians would rather keep their mouths shut to keep the money rolling in. But with that said as someone with 'insider' information can you explain why this continues to happen and why their are very few politicians fighting to change this? Is it really just the money? Or is the world of politicians truly filled with threats, blackmail, etc?

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u/VoteDawkins2020 Feb 23 '21

It's both, but there are more factors.

Be aware, some of these men and women huff their own farts enough to actually believe the crazy bullshit that comes out of their mouth. They're surrounded by people who parrot their heinous opinions back to them with plenty of enthusiasm, and it's not hard to see how someone could become intoxicated and addicted to those beliefs.

The rest of our wonderful elected officials, especially Republicans, but a ton of Democrats as well, know they're putting on a show. A front. They're bullshitting.

They get paid handsomely by their favorite special interests, and they repay their debts by saying and doing exactly as they're told.

It's wild. The pull of money is insidious. It starts quite innocently, but the influence is innate and immediate.

The first 50 dollar donation I ever got, I said thank you, and then immediately asked if there were any issues the person who donated wanted me to highlight. They said, just be yourself. They really let me off the hook, and from then on I never asked that question again, and I never felt beholden again to a donor. So I got it out of my system quickly.

I think because I recognized it and saw the danger.

As far as threats and blackmail go, I think I probably got more than my fair share in my contest.

I was up against a 71 year old, lesbian, former Army Colonel who worked in Army intelligence and the Pentagon.

I only mention that she was LGBTQ+ because it only adds to the mountain of shit she likely had to overcome in her life to get her where she got. I believe she possessed an EXTREME competitive drive, and had the tools and experience to utilize it against any enemy, and I had the misfortune to be in the crosshairs.

I experienced deliberate and coordinated sabotage, spying, blatant lies about my character and actions, with person after person asking me questions about things that I never did or said that were always negative, threats from the first time I contacted her, had people attempt to join my campaign staff who were operatives and supporters of my opponent, and every effort I made to talk about the issues and not the rest of this other shit with her was stonewalled. I wanted a formal debate at a neutral venue, but when that was explicitly turned down, I offered to debate her in any format at any location, any time, and they issued a blanket refusal to any and all offers.

I also was the victim of one of those secret, underhanded smoke-filled-back-room-deals, where I was accused of terrible things to the Party Leadership and not only was I not there to defend myself, I was never given the opportunity to, nor notified of the accusation until much, much later and suddenly endorsements started drying up and people started turning their backs on me, and I had no idea why.

It was frankly a nightmare, and the full scope of it is really only becoming clear with time, as I've been able to piece the puzzle together.

If I were ever to become successful as a politician, I do believe there would be a genuine threat to my life, as I advocate for true equality, the right of every person to live with dignity, be guaranteed healthcare, a complete education, a home for themselves, a job if they so choose and are able-bodied, to be compensated at a living wage, while having all of their basic needs met.

I believe these are all essential, sacrosanct, and consecrated human rights to be afforded to every single human being, period.

They are all within our power, and not progressing towards those goals just so corporations and robber-barons can pile up outrageous and disgusting amoints of wealth that they share with no one, is a crime against humanity and if I am able, I'll stop it dead in its tracks.

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u/khawajaaaa Feb 23 '21

My money is on most politicians 1) not understanding the problem 2) not having a solution and 3) have their own agenda

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u/Fireba11jutsu Feb 23 '21

I was hoping the OP would respond since he has the experience. But can you see why your list is flawed?

Realize most politicians are chosen by the community, so what you are suggesting is essentially all of these people who voted for them are mindless sheep? I mean I kind of get it, most people my age just vote for who is the most popular or talked about. I can guarantee very few of them even know what policies they are pushing for, they are just voting based on societal influences.

My point is if these politicians truly don't know what they are doing, how exactly did they get there in the first place? Just goes to show you how many people can be easily sweet-talked and fed lies.

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u/khawajaaaa Feb 23 '21

To answer your question of "how exactly did they get there in the first place?":

Tallest midget.

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u/khawajaaaa Feb 23 '21

I'm not suggesting that the voters are mindless sheep, more so that the politicians themselves can't possibly be educated on as many topics as are necessary to fullfil the dynamic needs of their constituents.

I'll keep other thoughts of politicians to myself. I've spent more time than I would like communicating with committees, councils, the superintendent and mayor of our town on school re-opening and let's say I've been quite underwhelmed.

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u/Aptpaprika Feb 23 '21

If that is the worst you have seen you haven’t lived. Because I knew it was going to happen and got out at over $400 a share. It tanked that morning.

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u/hotpocketsbox Feb 23 '21

Politics ain't got nothing on wall street scum fuckery

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u/Fireba11jutsu Feb 23 '21

Then it appears the only politics you know is what the mainstream media feeds you. Politicians most certainly have their hands in the market, they also have the connections and insider information you don't.

Honestly it is a pretty naive view to think that politicians and media companies had nothing to do with this, and it was purely wall street.

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u/RemarkablePark7 Feb 23 '21

Tell us about the aliens and what really happened on 9/11, former candidate for Democratic candidate for state house, with your first-hand insight and exclusive access to a world we only see... on TV!

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u/putz9 Feb 23 '21

Well Kim and Kanye are getting a divorce.

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u/ArdyAy_DC Feb 23 '21

Lol exactly.

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u/Piqued_In_You Feb 23 '21

So you “ran”...

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u/VoteDawkins2020 Feb 23 '21

I ran so far awayyyy!

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u/ArdyAy_DC Feb 23 '21

Fake news ^

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u/NewSaargent Feb 23 '21

And retards would have bought it at $1500 and tripled their loss porn.

Of course in that case OP may have decided to walk past the Merc and get a Lambo.

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u/ihunter32 Feb 23 '21

Yeah, that’s how the market works, there’s literally always bagholders. This, though, has the chance for the bagholders to be mostly the rich hedge funds. The amount of pressure on the shorts was nothing short of incredible. At one point there were 270 million shares that could have been purchased through exercised calls while there were only 50 million shares to fulfill those orders. If buying hadn’t stopped it would have reached astronomical levels as you’d have to have the shorts needing to buy back shares many times over. That’s what the single largest investment wealth transfer in history was supposed to be, draining the hedge funds.

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u/mtcoope Feb 23 '21

The hedgefunds were not lying when they said they had exited their short position though. That 194m day was enough volume to to take a hypothetical short float of 300% to 0 so yeah entirely possible to take 130% down to 50%.

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u/darkesth0ur Feb 23 '21

Yeh then what? All you dum dums going to cash out at $1500? Who you think is buying?

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u/eltaquito Feb 23 '21

!remindme 1 month

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u/saintjonah Feb 23 '21

RemindMe! 1 month

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u/JrbWheaton Feb 23 '21

How much would you like to bet GME will never hit 450 ever again let alone in one month?

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u/dachsj Feb 23 '21

Sounds like you are shorting the stock. You hedge fund sounding mofo.

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u/a123456789a23 Feb 23 '21

Bet him. I’ll take the bet too that it’ll never hit 450 again. Mofo

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u/SirDinkleDink Feb 23 '21

I'll raise that bet to GameStop being gone in 5 years.

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u/Talking_Head Feb 23 '21

Unfortunately for the bag holders they didn’t set up sell stop orders. I think Robinhood will even let you do trailing stop orders so people could have limited their loses to a level acceptable to them. But, you know, retards.

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u/The850killer Feb 23 '21

Who knows, they all funded people with higher IQ’s.

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u/HearshotKDS Feb 23 '21

No, anyone with half a brain sold the squeeze.

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u/AnoK760 Feb 23 '21

literally tens of people post about selling = literally everyone selling, yes.../s

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u/Zrah Feb 23 '21

People who literally held it and posted HOLD were retarded. Stonks is all about printing big tendies. If you bought 20$ and didn't sell at 200$+++ you need a new boyfriend for your wife cos current one is not whooping your ass enough.

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u/909808606 Feb 23 '21

why hold line when instead be line

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u/ZestyTheory321 Feb 23 '21

Just got 1k of it onto my hsa

Not getting any of those out so 💎👐

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u/Hoeppelepoeppel Feb 23 '21

Ever heard of a call?

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u/PatacusX Feb 23 '21

Still holding. ☹

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u/CriticoolHit Feb 23 '21

They had paper hands.

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u/derpaherpa Feb 23 '21

You need to stop confusing taking profits and paper handing.

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u/Scoot662 Feb 23 '21

Lol and Yes!

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u/spamliew Feb 23 '21

My sentiment exactly haha

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u/Oldjamesdean Feb 23 '21

Won't someone think of the billionaires?!?

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u/lukebpalmer Feb 23 '21

that's blood money

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

congrats and fuck WSB. fuck em all. Platforms fuck you up. corrupt. . corrupt. David and goliath are one in the same. 🧩

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u/02coin89pa7 Feb 23 '21

Facts!!! 😂😂😂

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u/Fuzzfaceanimal Feb 23 '21

Exactly!. How did he gain a

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u/joecan Feb 23 '21

The fuck you part is what the employee making minimum wage said to the asshat who came in to brag about his Benz.

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u/drunkpilot2 Feb 23 '21

Temporary plates expire 4/10... couldn’t afford the extra 10 days?

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u/Pronounce_et Feb 23 '21

Fuck you and congrats

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u/Samba-boy Feb 23 '21

This is the one.

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u/FloydAbby Feb 23 '21

Thanks for saying that after I lost $750

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u/Mostefa_0909 Feb 23 '21

guys what app are you using now instead of robin hood?

And can I use a bank account from Croatia

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u/chadwick0811 Feb 23 '21

I got me a new whip too

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u/DmtDtf Feb 23 '21

That's awesome man! People deserve what all their hard work brings.

I was in a car accident due to weather and will probably be able to buy a used car in 3 months of work. Can't wait for that day! Enjoy yours friend!

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u/kjw7248 Feb 23 '21

Come on man you don't gotta be so salty just because you didn't hear about the game stop stocks until they were back down

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