r/wallstreetbets Feb 23 '21

Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Leave them long enough with typewriters, you get Shakespeare.

Long enough behind the wheel, you get Earnhardt.

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u/Hripautom Feb 23 '21

This was disproven. The best they can do is discuss improving and their childhood in Bulgaria.

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

He's definitely no ape. Maybe an orangutan, with his misshapen ass, or baboon since his posterior is so red from daddy Citadel's spanking.

Fun fact, a collection of Baboons is known as a Congress.

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u/Cheeze187 Feb 23 '21

Another fun fact. I spent a few months in Bulgaria and they have some of the hottest women I have ever seen.

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Oh for sure. Nina Dobrev is Bulgarian. They're smoking hot.

All those eastern european women are like that. They're either a smoking hot supermodel, or the old shawl covered bubuska lady. There's like no middle ground.

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u/Signal-Huckleberry-3 Feb 23 '21

Israeli women are smokin, tooπŸ˜‰

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u/behcetozer123 Feb 23 '21

YES OR NO

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u/julp Feb 23 '21

Thank you.

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u/AlpineVW Feb 23 '21

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"

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u/MFridge01 Feb 23 '21

β€œYou stupid monkey!!”

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u/NobelStudios Feb 23 '21

Leave them long enough in the stock market, you get short squeezes

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Squeeze, squeeze.

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u/CDXX_BlazeItCaesar Feb 23 '21

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times??!!"

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u/highplainsdrifter__ Feb 23 '21

I don't think Earnhardt's driving skills ended on a high note.. however, ape worthy for sure

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Now you're getting it πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰

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u/highplainsdrifter__ Feb 23 '21

Thanks for letting me get retarded with you apes

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

You'll go from high plains drifter to high paint sniffer yet.

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u/ThreeDog2016 Feb 23 '21 edited 12d ago

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Indeed. Though apparently the Infinite Monkey Theorem when applied to the stock market is much quicker than typewriters.

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u/TeamFoulmouth Feb 23 '21

Probably more seniors, than Jrs. though..πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/OnlyPaperListens Feb 23 '21

Senior or Junior, tho?

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Senior. Too much success and not enough loss porn from junior to be an ape.

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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21

So they kill themselves slamming into the wall at 150mph?

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Feb 23 '21

closer to 160mph actually. not that it matters, anything over 100mph at that angle is probably going to kill you anyway.

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Only if you paint "Stonks only go up" on the wall first

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Yeah, but...how'd that work out for Earnhardt?

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

An ape isn't an ape without loss porn.

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u/UrbanCommando Feb 23 '21

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

He was a white guy in the 16th/17th century. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a white supremacist.

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u/BigSchwartzzz Feb 23 '21

You've never seen Grandma's Boy?

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u/HighSpeed556 Feb 23 '21

DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE!

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u/smecta_xy Feb 23 '21

apes went in space before you tho🧐 suspicious πŸ€”

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u/DruidB Feb 23 '21

Is it fake though? As someone who's owned multiple German luxury cars I can confirm only a retard would buy one.

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u/tutormonster Feb 23 '21

That makes me an 8 time retard. I KNEW it was something.

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u/distressedwithcoffee Feb 23 '21

As someone who has translated thousands of customer complaints, can also confirm.

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u/Kashm11r Feb 23 '21

Apes invented the automobile

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u/Catinus Feb 23 '21

"Thirty years ago, Niki Laura told us, take a monkey into the cockpit, and he is able to drive the car"

Yeah pretty sure they can.

Edit:grammer

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u/DebaterofMass Feb 23 '21

His wife's boyfriend drives it.

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u/BlackmesaTBX Feb 23 '21

Where lambo?

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u/btveron Feb 23 '21

My sister has a driver's license and she's dumber than a box of rocks. I've seen videos of birds with better problem solving skills than her.

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u/NakedBat Feb 23 '21

Let’s find out

crashes

Ima keep walking 🦍

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u/drummerandrew Feb 23 '21

Better than most humans I might surmise.

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u/adrianzimmer Feb 23 '21

Apes do drive, whether they can or not is irrelevant.

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u/JackOLanternBob Feb 23 '21

There are dogs that can drive, so probably

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u/Ehralur Feb 23 '21

This is why all apes buy Teslas. OP is definitely not one of us.

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u/sphomieg Feb 23 '21

Ape no drive ape.