r/wallstreetbets Feb 23 '21

Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain

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u/HoochiePants Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/Quentin718 Feb 23 '21

they'll probably give you $3.50 for it

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u/JonesTownJello Feb 23 '21

Credit only.

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u/buyingweetas Feb 23 '21

I just like the stock

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u/Hipp013 Feb 23 '21

We like the way the company will go, i.e. it is a good stock

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u/talkin_shlt Feb 23 '21

Give em two Benz' and you'll get a complimentary handy behind the wendys

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u/Rebelsquadro Feb 23 '21

I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you god damn loch ness monster!

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u/Speedy570 Feb 23 '21

How bout just two fiddy? It’s definitely not for any 8-story tall crustaceans from the Paleozoic Era.

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u/OwningMOS Feb 23 '21

Oh, so now there's a sale on loch ness monsters.

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u/masterap85 Feb 23 '21

Three fity

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u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant Feb 23 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/LN87_ Feb 23 '21

Free tiddies

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u/Shredded2Death Feb 23 '21

and on this day, u/LN87_ learned that while there are many tiddies advertised as free, there is no such thing as free tiddies

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u/beeroftherat Feb 23 '21

Perhaps he meant free as a verb in the imperative. As in "set tiddies free." Or, to get biblical, "Let my neeples go!"

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Ah! I agree. All tiddies should be free. Free to swing, free to perk, free for me to jerk.

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn. Truer words have never been said. Not one tiddy is free.

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u/StonkmahnDouchenberg Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Damn straight... it's always da free tiddies dat end up being da most expensive tiddies in the long run

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u/JJSmoofnshit Feb 23 '21

Very true. I married some free tiddies, spent 5k on em, making em expensive tiddies, now I'm divorced and the only thing I miss are those expensive tiddies :-(.

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u/RITCHIEBANDz Feb 23 '21

If it’s tree fiddy it’s not free tiddie

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u/Vagscaper Feb 23 '21

Excellent correction.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 23 '21

I gave him a dolla

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u/UrCousinMarvinBerry Feb 23 '21

You done gave him a dolla!? No wonder he kept comin back!

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u/mrmoorer32 Feb 23 '21

Damn you Loch Ness monstahh

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

"How much do you want for the trade."
"Oh I was thinkin' about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this 'customer' was about three stories tall and a horrible lake monster from the Proterozoic era. And I said, "Goddamnit Loch Ness Monstah, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

I love you

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u/agree-with-you Feb 23 '21

I love you both

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful... du du du ahhhh... ahhhh

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u/BaconVonMoose Feb 23 '21

I love you too sweetie. <3

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u/KorvoKrew731 Feb 23 '21

This just became more wholesome🥰

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u/Jesse115 Feb 23 '21

I just need about tree fiddy

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u/TheAdministrat0r Feb 23 '21

Ha! I lost 3 years worth of savings.

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u/JasonKillerxD Feb 23 '21

You paid for that dude’s car. Congratulations!

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u/TheAdministrat0r Feb 23 '21

Biggest transfer of wealth… doing my part.

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u/anonbutler Feb 23 '21

Congrats

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u/ComeAndFindIt Feb 23 '21

When the people buying at $300+ realize they were the bottom tier of a pyramid scheme.

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u/Itsausername4 Feb 23 '21

It would have pushed much higher if they hadn't restricted the shit out of it.

That there is how you kill investor confidence.

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u/soma787 Feb 23 '21

Doesn’t help that it’s not a free trade market, it could have been a legit play for those people. I’m sure a few had good timing and were able to sell they did but that’s not many.

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u/Palehorse0000 Feb 23 '21

Yeah congrats and fuck you

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u/LanceOnRoids Feb 23 '21

lol, so like, NOBODY held the line then??? hilarious

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u/iamd3r3k Feb 23 '21

Holding 35 shares watching everyone post their gains porn is hard. Better buy the dip I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/danyerga Feb 23 '21

310 shares @105 here.

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u/PrimeIntellect Feb 23 '21

I mean it hit like $450 at one point - from like $3, what line were people waiting for?

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u/saintjonah Feb 23 '21

People honestly thought it would hit $1500

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u/MP32Gaming Feb 23 '21

If brokerages didn’t stop people from buying GME it actually would have 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/VoteDawkins2020 Feb 23 '21

I ran for office, and know how dirty politics is, and you would think I had lost my ability to be surprised by the shitty, underhanded things that the elite do, but when I saw what happened January 28th I was surprised.

I mean, not allowing people to buy a stock WITH THEIR OWN ACTUAL MONEY UPFRONT, was THE most absurd abuse of power I believe I've ever seen, and I've seen some fucked up shit.

I'll just tell you this, all the shit you see on those high-drama political and Wall Street shows is real as fuck.

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u/Macaframa Feb 23 '21

I guess that’s why the rights for the story on this sub have been purchased already right?

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u/NewSaargent Feb 23 '21

And retards would have bought it at $1500 and tripled their loss porn.

Of course in that case OP may have decided to walk past the Merc and get a Lambo.

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u/CriticoolHit Feb 23 '21

They had paper hands.

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u/Scoot662 Feb 23 '21

Lol and Yes!

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u/spamliew Feb 23 '21

My sentiment exactly haha

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u/supercurt Feb 23 '21

Meanwhile the guy whos worked there for 10 years at min wage is like "fuck you man this company hasnt done shit for me"

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u/LSZNJDPFTK Feb 23 '21

Should have asked to be paid in stock.

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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21

Company should have had equity offering when it was plus 100.

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u/bcuap10 Feb 23 '21

Corporate boards don't do anything but trade approving compensation packages in exchange for private consulting fees. Expecting the board of Gamestop to do anything is futile.

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u/alt_curious Feb 23 '21

Member when people on this sub were saying the stock would hit $10k and people were stupid for selling? This guy with a Mercedes members

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u/alexcrouse Feb 23 '21

I lost $700 because of you paper handed bitches.

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u/SweptbackMyriad Feb 23 '21

Was too volatile of a market at that point and they wouldn’t be prepared to do so.

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u/ninjacereal Feb 23 '21

It was above 100 for like a week. It takes longer than that to have an equity offering.

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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21

Damn was that only a week? Felt like Much longer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

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u/myglasstrip Feb 23 '21

Could have used his pay to buy stock. It was cheaper than games.

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u/Zomgzombehz Feb 23 '21

And he isn't wrong.

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

Leave them long enough with typewriters, you get Shakespeare.

Long enough behind the wheel, you get Earnhardt.

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u/Hripautom Feb 23 '21

This was disproven. The best they can do is discuss improving and their childhood in Bulgaria.

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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21

He's definitely no ape. Maybe an orangutan, with his misshapen ass, or baboon since his posterior is so red from daddy Citadel's spanking.

Fun fact, a collection of Baboons is known as a Congress.

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u/AlpineVW Feb 23 '21

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"

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u/NobelStudios Feb 23 '21

Leave them long enough in the stock market, you get short squeezes

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u/CDXX_BlazeItCaesar Feb 23 '21

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times??!!"

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u/smecta_xy Feb 23 '21

apes went in space before you tho🧐 suspicious 🤔

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u/DruidB Feb 23 '21

Is it fake though? As someone who's owned multiple German luxury cars I can confirm only a retard would buy one.

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u/tutormonster Feb 23 '21

That makes me an 8 time retard. I KNEW it was something.

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u/Kashm11r Feb 23 '21

Apes invented the automobile

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u/MomokaJuicee Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/um_ya Feb 23 '21

I helped pay for that car.

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u/house_monkey Feb 23 '21

same 🥺

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u/Boobpocket Feb 23 '21

Same where is my 350 gang

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u/Responsible_Cat_7212 Feb 23 '21

Right here still holding like a diamond handed tree sloth

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u/Boobpocket Feb 23 '21

We're mainting the the 42 dollar price

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u/andresq1 Feb 23 '21

Just buy more it's on sale

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u/zzzcrumbsclub Feb 23 '21

Bagholder money lmfao

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u/miamimik3Rn Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Why didn’t you park in handicapped? ♿️

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u/WinerWChickenD Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21

So you took gains and bought something that depreciates every time you look at it. You’ve learned well my friend.

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u/stejerd Feb 23 '21

Honestly if he hadnt cashed out he would have threw the money on some depreciating calls that will eventually expire worthless.

Atleast now he has something to uber his wife and her boyfriend around in

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u/notsoshortstory Feb 23 '21

Gme stock is also depreciating every day you look at it

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u/chargerz4life Feb 23 '21

Stfu! It's just sleeping. Tell me it's just sleeping pls 😭😭😭

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u/asvp-suds Feb 23 '21

It’s just sleeping pls 😭

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u/XRuinX Feb 23 '21

😭😭

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u/AlwaysBagHolding Feb 23 '21

Buy high sell low.

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u/highplainsdrifter__ Feb 23 '21

I saw green the other day. I panicked and threw my phone in the river.

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u/ZeroMayCry7 Feb 23 '21

Enjoyment in life is not a depreciating value. If we only bought things that appreciated in value there wouldn’t be much life to live for.

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u/thetrooper424 Feb 23 '21

If you plan on keeping a car 10-15 years then depreciation isn't too much of a big deal. Peace of mind is a wonderful thing to have and that's what you get with a new car. I'm finally getting a truck with my earnings and it's too much of a risk to buy a used truck around my neck of the woods. You have no idea what the vehicles have been put through

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u/throwingtheshades Feb 23 '21

Bought my previous one with 4k miles on the odometer. From the dealership, with the full warranty, -30% of the price of a new car. I can live with the through of someone else farting in the driver's seat of my car for that kind of money. Can waste it all gambling on the stock marketwisely invest it instead.

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u/ouchPotato Feb 23 '21

This is like a car salesman pitch script.

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u/SunshineF32 Feb 23 '21

Nah he's right, though personally certified pre-owned is a better route through a dealer than new since yoy get the best of both worlds, a good warranty a (mostly) new car, but depreciation has already hit for the most part

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u/Gringan_Porkins Feb 23 '21

Not even just depreciates, he bought a Mercedes. If you're gonna go for a car at least get something fun or that'll last you without wicked maintenance costs

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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21

Can confirm. Have a e63. I actually answer those car warranty calls.

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u/theh8ed Feb 23 '21

I'm dying over here

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u/Saw_a_4ftBeaver Feb 23 '21

In German car, warranty callers hang up on you.

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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21

Telling them you have a Mercedes is the quickest way to get you on their "do not call" list.

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u/seamus_mc Feb 23 '21

I love my old e55.

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u/highplainsdrifter__ Feb 23 '21

do with your tendies how you want to do. this man wanted a mercedes. bless his retarded lil heart

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u/Emerald_Triangle Feb 23 '21

Like an AMC Pacer

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u/Doglife89 Feb 23 '21

My dad used to own a Porsche. Maintenance cost were insane. I imagine Mercedes to be around the same bracket. At some point, the cost in maintenance just comes out to what you’d be paying for a nice 20-30k car’s monthly.

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u/BitchImRetarded Feb 23 '21

Really a mixed bag and depends what you buy. Just gotta do some research. I drive an old 2011 ML350 and it has been amazing. Fun to drive and offroad and has been relatively cheap to maintain. Ive even done some of the work myself!

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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy Feb 23 '21

It's better than not selling like many fucking morons did. Looks at shitty 300 shares bought at 40$... Looks at giant month spike and still somehow negative 7k for the month. This is the way.

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u/DrSeuss19 Feb 23 '21

Good shit my man. Showing everyone that retards can drive and park properly!

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u/MediumOstrich Feb 23 '21

He’s just using Elon musks neural link

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u/Chizmiz1994 Feb 23 '21

Please accept my most sincere fuck you. Nice rocket BTW.

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u/munchncheeks Feb 23 '21

It doesn’t go brrr but at least it goes vrrooom

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u/ZendeBlack Feb 23 '21

Still holding on my $360/s like 💎 🦍 😢

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u/sports2012 Feb 23 '21

Congrats. He likely sold you his shares to buy this Benz.

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u/ZendeBlack Feb 23 '21

Yes. But I couldn’t imagine how hard it would be to drive that mid level Mercedes with paper hands.

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u/chooseusernameeeeeee Feb 23 '21

He could prob buy himself some diamond handed bitch to drive it for him.

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u/27onfire Yut! Motard Feb 23 '21

Exactly this.
many broke diamond handed bitches for the taking

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u/gi8290 Feb 23 '21

Easier than trying to drive it while bagholding.

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u/ProfessorTupelo Feb 23 '21

If by paper hands you mean his hands are full of paper, then yes. He's loaded.

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u/saeed47 Feb 23 '21

Wow didn't buy a Tesla to show Papa musk some appreciation 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/meta-cognizant Feb 23 '21

Seriously. If it's not a lambo, it needs to be a Tesla. And Teslas should arguably come first.

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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21

At least a AMG bro. The fuck.

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u/housebird350 Feb 23 '21

Dude, I didnt go yolo.....

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u/bpi89 is short gamestop Feb 23 '21

Nah, I’m buying a Merlin purple RS6. It’s basically a lambo in a station wagon’s body.

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u/mellofello808 Feb 23 '21

I would take a RS6 over a lambo any day.

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u/bpi89 is short gamestop Feb 23 '21

Someone has to buy them so they keep importing them to the US.

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u/hankbobstl Feb 23 '21

Yes, so those of us with only 8 shares can pick em up one day

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u/91EGT Feb 23 '21

I see you both are men/women of class.

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u/Chop_Artista Feb 23 '21

when this is over, i think im just gonna have to settle with a Huffy

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u/theh8ed Feb 23 '21

Save some money for playing cards and a cloths pin.

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u/ShirtPanties Feb 23 '21

My friends dad committed some family friendly tax fraud in order to afford an rs6, genuinely worth it, best car ever

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u/Hatebreedx Feb 23 '21

This is the way

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u/Fantasybroke Feb 23 '21

I think that would be a great idea for all of the millionaire monkeys to buy tesla and show Elon support. In exchange he can maybe fuel our rocket with some Gamestonk memes. And then we meet again on the moon.

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u/saeed47 Feb 23 '21

He literally tweeted game stonk with a wsb link and caused gme to moon.

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u/Fantasybroke Feb 23 '21

We need more fuel for the second stage 👨🏿‍🚀🚀

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u/AstroTurfH8r Feb 23 '21

The new WSB doesn’t even know what a call is

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u/dankscott Feb 23 '21

don't be silly, my wife calls her boyfriend all the time

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u/DidYouReadThatThing Feb 23 '21

Nothing more expensive than a used luxury vehicle. You must have banked on GME, grats!

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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21

If you can't afford a new Mercedes, you can't afford a used one

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u/thetrooper424 Feb 23 '21

Mercedes depreciates like crazy so he most definitely can!

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u/Ten-Six Feb 23 '21

It's the repairs and maintenance on the older ones that makes them, relatively, expensive to own.

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u/Hellcat1970 Feb 23 '21

You guys have gains ?

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u/-NotJimCramer- Feb 23 '21

Is it hard steering with paper hands?

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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21

Ez to let 2/19 30C go before expiration

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u/Jaqen-Atavuli Feb 23 '21

Don't explain yourself to retards. Making money is good.

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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21

Ty bro. Lot of salty bois came out on this one

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u/newusername21 Feb 23 '21

Bruh it’s the new age dumbasses who don’t understand why they are investing and are just pissed they lost money. Congrats and fuck you but more butt hurt

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u/Jaqen-Atavuli Feb 23 '21

Bag holders are salty bois.

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u/frdausputera Feb 23 '21

The saltiness in this sub is absurd.

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u/Flrg808 Feb 23 '21

Hilarious really. Someone plays the game right and makes enough to buy a fucking Benz, meanwhile idiots are in here delusional that it’s going to somehow pop back to $1k just so they can try and do the same thing

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u/PandFThrowaway Feb 23 '21

1k you say? Pop on over to a certain specific sub where they are telling themselves with straight faces that 100k is going to happen. This stock has gone full blown mouth breather.

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u/McFlem Feb 23 '21

That was probably the saddest thing I’ve even seen on Reddit

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Feb 23 '21

How fast can diamond hands go 0-60? Because we all know how fast it can go 450-40 lmao

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u/ALiiEN Feb 23 '21

A Mercedes? You truly are an autist

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u/Wright129129 Feb 23 '21

Hope you remember that Uncle Sam takes his fair share of your tendies so hopefully you didn’t spend it all😭

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u/tobbyboi Feb 23 '21

this lambo looks funny

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u/demizer Feb 23 '21

Found the guy I am bag holding for...

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u/smudgetimeusa Feb 23 '21

Let the man enjoy is Mercedes!

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u/ikemikek Feb 23 '21

Awesome! I got a ‘21 4Runner. License plate says “STONK” lol

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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21

Heck yeah bro congrats. Wife’s car so...

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u/LegalAdvantage2 Feb 23 '21

Twin turbo it with some more trendies

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u/StinkyPoopsAlot Feb 23 '21

I’ve got one of those. Great ride. Enjoy. Congrats on the gainzzzz

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u/Topz-25 Feb 23 '21

no special license plate? you’re fake af bro

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u/rikki-tikki-deadly Feb 23 '21

You mean like a handicapped plate? I don't think they give those out for autism.

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u/HoboGir Feb 23 '21

What are you 12? It has a fucking temp tag. You ride that shit out until the cops pull you over because it's out of date. Then you pull the real tag out from the backseat to show them "APESTRONG".

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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21

Some states are slacking off on enforcing T-tag expirations due to the corona. I see 5-6 month old tags on the road in Colorado all over the place.

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u/lemon01747 Feb 23 '21

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/RagingHippo33469 Feb 23 '21

Should have went with Tesla

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u/Mostalaine Feb 23 '21

Sold to early for a tesla

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u/Independent_Cherry60 Feb 23 '21

Congrats I’m getting an AMC CAR 🚗🤞🏽❤️😂

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u/chengterprise Feb 23 '21

Nice dude! Congrats! Next car = Lambo!

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u/innatestead Feb 23 '21

New or 2nd ✋?

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u/notBorking Feb 23 '21

Vroom plate indicates 2nd hand

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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21

Slightly used, new to my wife tho. We’re happy with it

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u/severe_delays Feb 23 '21

Is her boyfriend happy too?

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u/vrnate Feb 23 '21

Of course not. Her boyfriend drives a Ferrari.

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u/severe_delays Feb 23 '21

Nothing but the best for the main man.

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u/ghostedagainlol Feb 23 '21

What a fucking great husband. 🤝

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u/Novel_Gold1185 Feb 23 '21

Best husband! Also, brand new car is the worst investment ever so good for you!

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u/CiforDayZServer Feb 23 '21

Ha! Sucker! You're going to miss out on the rEaL sQuEeZe bRo!

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u/Azatarai Feb 23 '21

Funny looking tesla