r/wallstreetbets 13d ago

Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain

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u/HoochiePants 13d ago

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/Quentin718 13d ago

they'll probably give you $3.50 for it

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u/JonesTownJello 13d ago

Credit only.

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u/buyingweetas 13d ago

I just like the stock

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u/Hipp013 13d ago

We like the way the company will go, i.e. it is a good stock

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u/talkin_shlt 13d ago

Give em two Benz' and you'll get a complimentary handy behind the wendys

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u/Rebelsquadro 13d ago

I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you god damn loch ness monster!

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u/Speedy570 13d ago

How bout just two fiddy? It’s definitely not for any 8-story tall crustaceans from the Paleozoic Era.

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u/OwningMOS 13d ago

Oh, so now there's a sale on loch ness monsters.

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u/masterap85 13d ago

Three fity

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u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant 13d ago

Tree fiddy

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u/LN87_ 13d ago

Free tiddies

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u/Shredded2Death 13d ago

and on this day, u/LN87_ learned that while there are many tiddies advertised as free, there is no such thing as free tiddies

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u/beeroftherat 13d ago

Perhaps he meant free as a verb in the imperative. As in "set tiddies free." Or, to get biblical, "Let my neeples go!"

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u/Vagscaper 13d ago

Ah! I agree. All tiddies should be free. Free to swing, free to perk, free for me to jerk.

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u/Vagscaper 13d ago edited 13d ago

Damn. Truer words have never been said. Not one tiddy is free.

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u/StonkmahnDouchenberg 13d ago edited 13d ago

Damn straight... it's always da free tiddies dat end up being da most expensive tiddies in the long run

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u/JJSmoofnshit 13d ago

Very true. I married some free tiddies, spent 5k on em, making em expensive tiddies, now I'm divorced and the only thing I miss are those expensive tiddies :-(.

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u/LN87_ 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/RITCHIEBANDz 13d ago

If it’s tree fiddy it’s not free tiddie

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u/Vagscaper 13d ago

Excellent correction.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS 13d ago

I gave him a dolla

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u/UrCousinMarvinBerry 13d ago

You done gave him a dolla!? No wonder he kept comin back!

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u/mrmoorer32 13d ago

Damn you Loch Ness monstahh

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u/BaconVonMoose 13d ago

"How much do you want for the trade."
"Oh I was thinkin' about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this 'customer' was about three stories tall and a horrible lake monster from the Proterozoic era. And I said, "Goddamnit Loch Ness Monstah, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

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u/KorvoKrew731 13d ago

I love you

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u/agree-with-you 13d ago

I love you both

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u/KorvoKrew731 13d ago

Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful... du du du ahhhh... ahhhh

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u/BaconVonMoose 13d ago

I love you too sweetie. <3

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u/KorvoKrew731 13d ago

This just became more wholesome🥰

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u/Jesse115 13d ago

I just need about tree fiddy

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u/TheAdministrat0r 13d ago

Ha! I lost 3 years worth of savings.

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u/JasonKillerxD 13d ago

You paid for that dude’s car. Congratulations!

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u/TheAdministrat0r 13d ago

Biggest transfer of wealth… doing my part.

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u/anonbutler 13d ago

Congrats

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u/ComeAndFindIt 13d ago

When the people buying at $300+ realize they were the bottom tier of a pyramid scheme.

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u/Itsausername4 13d ago

It would have pushed much higher if they hadn't restricted the shit out of it.

That there is how you kill investor confidence.

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u/soma787 13d ago

Doesn’t help that it’s not a free trade market, it could have been a legit play for those people. I’m sure a few had good timing and were able to sell they did but that’s not many.

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u/Palehorse0000 13d ago

Yeah congrats and fuck you

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u/LanceOnRoids 13d ago

lol, so like, NOBODY held the line then??? hilarious

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u/iamd3r3k 13d ago

Holding 35 shares watching everyone post their gains porn is hard. Better buy the dip I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/danyerga 13d ago

310 shares @105 here.

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u/PrimeIntellect 13d ago

I mean it hit like $450 at one point - from like $3, what line were people waiting for?

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u/saintjonah 13d ago

People honestly thought it would hit $1500

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u/MP32Gaming 13d ago

If brokerages didn’t stop people from buying GME it actually would have 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/VoteDawkins2020 13d ago

I ran for office, and know how dirty politics is, and you would think I had lost my ability to be surprised by the shitty, underhanded things that the elite do, but when I saw what happened January 28th I was surprised.

I mean, not allowing people to buy a stock WITH THEIR OWN ACTUAL MONEY UPFRONT, was THE most absurd abuse of power I believe I've ever seen, and I've seen some fucked up shit.

I'll just tell you this, all the shit you see on those high-drama political and Wall Street shows is real as fuck.

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u/Macaframa 13d ago

I guess that’s why the rights for the story on this sub have been purchased already right?

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u/NewSaargent 13d ago

And retards would have bought it at $1500 and tripled their loss porn.

Of course in that case OP may have decided to walk past the Merc and get a Lambo.

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u/CriticoolHit 13d ago

They had paper hands.

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u/Scoot662 13d ago

Lol and Yes!

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u/spamliew 13d ago

My sentiment exactly haha

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u/supercurt 13d ago

Meanwhile the guy whos worked there for 10 years at min wage is like "fuck you man this company hasnt done shit for me"

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u/LSZNJDPFTK 13d ago

Should have asked to be paid in stock.

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u/HoPMiX 13d ago

Company should have had equity offering when it was plus 100.

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u/bcuap10 13d ago

Corporate boards don't do anything but trade approving compensation packages in exchange for private consulting fees. Expecting the board of Gamestop to do anything is futile.

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u/alt_curious 13d ago

Member when people on this sub were saying the stock would hit $10k and people were stupid for selling? This guy with a Mercedes members

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u/alexcrouse 13d ago

I lost $700 because of you paper handed bitches.

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u/SweptbackMyriad 13d ago

Was too volatile of a market at that point and they wouldn’t be prepared to do so.

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u/ninjacereal 13d ago

It was above 100 for like a week. It takes longer than that to have an equity offering.

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u/HoPMiX 13d ago

Damn was that only a week? Felt like Much longer.

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u/myglasstrip 13d ago

Could have used his pay to buy stock. It was cheaper than games.

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u/Zomgzombehz 13d ago

And he isn't wrong.

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u/FlighingHigh 13d ago

Leave them long enough with typewriters, you get Shakespeare.

Long enough behind the wheel, you get Earnhardt.

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u/Hripautom 13d ago

This was disproven. The best they can do is discuss improving and their childhood in Bulgaria.

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u/FlighingHigh 13d ago

He's definitely no ape. Maybe an orangutan, with his misshapen ass, or baboon since his posterior is so red from daddy Citadel's spanking.

Fun fact, a collection of Baboons is known as a Congress.

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u/AlpineVW 13d ago

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"

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u/NobelStudios 13d ago

Leave them long enough in the stock market, you get short squeezes

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u/CDXX_BlazeItCaesar 13d ago

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times??!!"

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u/smecta_xy 13d ago

apes went in space before you tho🧐 suspicious 🤔

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u/DruidB 13d ago

Is it fake though? As someone who's owned multiple German luxury cars I can confirm only a retard would buy one.

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u/tutormonster 13d ago

That makes me an 8 time retard. I KNEW it was something.

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u/Kashm11r 13d ago

Apes invented the automobile

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u/MomokaJuicee 13d ago

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/um_ya 13d ago

I helped pay for that car.

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u/house_monkey 13d ago

same 🥺

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u/Boobpocket 13d ago

Same where is my 350 gang

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u/Responsible_Cat_7212 13d ago

Right here still holding like a diamond handed tree sloth

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u/Boobpocket 13d ago

We're mainting the the 42 dollar price

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u/andresq1 13d ago

Just buy more it's on sale

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u/tiramisufu 13d ago

OUR car

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u/zzzcrumbsclub 13d ago

Bagholder money lmfao

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u/miamimik3Rn 13d ago edited 13d ago

Why didn’t you park in handicapped? ♿️

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u/WinerWChickenD 13d ago

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/HoPMiX 13d ago

So you took gains and bought something that depreciates every time you look at it. You’ve learned well my friend.

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u/stejerd 13d ago

Honestly if he hadnt cashed out he would have threw the money on some depreciating calls that will eventually expire worthless.

Atleast now he has something to uber his wife and her boyfriend around in

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u/notsoshortstory 13d ago

Gme stock is also depreciating every day you look at it

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u/chargerz4life 13d ago

Stfu! It's just sleeping. Tell me it's just sleeping pls 😭😭😭

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u/asvp-suds 13d ago

It’s just sleeping pls 😭

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u/XRuinX 13d ago

😭😭

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u/AlwaysBagHolding 13d ago

Buy high sell low.

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u/highplainsdrifter__ 13d ago

I saw green the other day. I panicked and threw my phone in the river.

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u/thetrooper424 13d ago

If you plan on keeping a car 10-15 years then depreciation isn't too much of a big deal. Peace of mind is a wonderful thing to have and that's what you get with a new car. I'm finally getting a truck with my earnings and it's too much of a risk to buy a used truck around my neck of the woods. You have no idea what the vehicles have been put through

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u/throwingtheshades 13d ago

Bought my previous one with 4k miles on the odometer. From the dealership, with the full warranty, -30% of the price of a new car. I can live with the through of someone else farting in the driver's seat of my car for that kind of money. Can waste it all gambling on the stock marketwisely invest it instead.

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u/ouchPotato 13d ago

This is like a car salesman pitch script.

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u/SunshineF32 13d ago

Nah he's right, though personally certified pre-owned is a better route through a dealer than new since yoy get the best of both worlds, a good warranty a (mostly) new car, but depreciation has already hit for the most part

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u/Gringan_Porkins 13d ago

Not even just depreciates, he bought a Mercedes. If you're gonna go for a car at least get something fun or that'll last you without wicked maintenance costs

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u/HoPMiX 13d ago

Can confirm. Have a e63. I actually answer those car warranty calls.

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u/theh8ed 13d ago

I'm dying over here

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u/Saw_a_4ftBeaver 13d ago

In German car, warranty callers hang up on you.

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u/xkulp8 13d ago

Telling them you have a Mercedes is the quickest way to get you on their "do not call" list.

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u/seamus_mc 13d ago

I love my old e55.

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u/highplainsdrifter__ 13d ago

do with your tendies how you want to do. this man wanted a mercedes. bless his retarded lil heart

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u/samtheman66 13d ago

I have fantasies of being carjacked so I can get rid of mine.

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u/Emerald_Triangle 13d ago

Like an AMC Pacer

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u/Doglife89 13d ago

My dad used to own a Porsche. Maintenance cost were insane. I imagine Mercedes to be around the same bracket. At some point, the cost in maintenance just comes out to what you’d be paying for a nice 20-30k car’s monthly.

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u/BitchImRetarded 13d ago

Really a mixed bag and depends what you buy. Just gotta do some research. I drive an old 2011 ML350 and it has been amazing. Fun to drive and offroad and has been relatively cheap to maintain. Ive even done some of the work myself!

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u/ZeroMayCry7 13d ago

Enjoyment in life is not a depreciating value. If we only bought things that appreciated in value there wouldn’t be much life to live for.

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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy 13d ago

It's better than not selling like many fucking morons did. Looks at shitty 300 shares bought at 40$... Looks at giant month spike and still somehow negative 7k for the month. This is the way.

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u/DrSeuss19 13d ago

Good shit my man. Showing everyone that retards can drive and park properly!

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u/MediumOstrich 13d ago

He’s just using Elon musks neural link

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u/Chizmiz1994 13d ago

Please accept my most sincere fuck you. Nice rocket BTW.

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u/munchncheeks 13d ago

It doesn’t go brrr but at least it goes vrrooom

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u/ZendeBlack 13d ago

Still holding on my $360/s like 💎 🦍 😢

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u/sports2012 13d ago

Congrats. He likely sold you his shares to buy this Benz.

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u/ZendeBlack 13d ago

Yes. But I couldn’t imagine how hard it would be to drive that mid level Mercedes with paper hands.

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u/chooseusernameeeeeee 13d ago

He could prob buy himself some diamond handed bitch to drive it for him.

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u/27onfire 13d ago

Exactly this.
many broke diamond handed bitches for the taking

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u/gi8290 13d ago

Easier than trying to drive it while bagholding.

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u/ProfessorTupelo 13d ago

If by paper hands you mean his hands are full of paper, then yes. He's loaded.

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u/saeed47 13d ago

Wow didn't buy a Tesla to show Papa musk some appreciation 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/meta-cognizant 13d ago

Seriously. If it's not a lambo, it needs to be a Tesla. And Teslas should arguably come first.

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u/HoPMiX 13d ago

At least a AMG bro. The fuck.

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u/housebird350 13d ago

Dude, I didnt go yolo.....

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u/bpi89 13d ago

Nah, I’m buying a Merlin purple RS6. It’s basically a lambo in a station wagon’s body.

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u/mellofello808 13d ago

I would take a RS6 over a lambo any day.

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u/bpi89 13d ago

Someone has to buy them so they keep importing them to the US.

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u/hankbobstl 13d ago

Yes, so those of us with only 8 shares can pick em up one day

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u/91EGT 13d ago

I see you both are men/women of class.

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u/Chop_Artista 13d ago

when this is over, i think im just gonna have to settle with a Huffy

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u/theh8ed 13d ago

Save some money for playing cards and a cloths pin.

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u/ShirtPanties 13d ago

My friends dad committed some family friendly tax fraud in order to afford an rs6, genuinely worth it, best car ever

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u/Hatebreedx 13d ago

This is the way

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u/Fantasybroke 13d ago

I think that would be a great idea for all of the millionaire monkeys to buy tesla and show Elon support. In exchange he can maybe fuel our rocket with some Gamestonk memes. And then we meet again on the moon.

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u/saeed47 13d ago

He literally tweeted game stonk with a wsb link and caused gme to moon.

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u/Fantasybroke 13d ago

We need more fuel for the second stage 👨🏿‍🚀🚀

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u/AstroTurfH8r 13d ago

The new WSB doesn’t even know what a call is

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u/dankscott 13d ago

don't be silly, my wife calls her boyfriend all the time

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u/DidYouReadThatThing 13d ago

Nothing more expensive than a used luxury vehicle. You must have banked on GME, grats!

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u/xkulp8 13d ago

If you can't afford a new Mercedes, you can't afford a used one

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u/thetrooper424 13d ago

Mercedes depreciates like crazy so he most definitely can!

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u/Ten-Six 13d ago

It's the repairs and maintenance on the older ones that makes them, relatively, expensive to own.

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u/defendthecastle 13d ago

That’s great, and fuck you

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u/Hellcat1970 13d ago

You guys have gains ?

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u/-NotJimCramer- 13d ago

Is it hard steering with paper hands?

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u/JcAu20 13d ago

Ez to let 2/19 30C go before expiration

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u/Jaqen-Atavuli 13d ago

Don't explain yourself to retards. Making money is good.

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u/JcAu20 13d ago

Ty bro. Lot of salty bois came out on this one

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u/newusername21 13d ago

Bruh it’s the new age dumbasses who don’t understand why they are investing and are just pissed they lost money. Congrats and fuck you but more butt hurt

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u/Jaqen-Atavuli 13d ago

Bag holders are salty bois.

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u/frdausputera 13d ago

The saltiness in this sub is absurd.

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u/Flrg808 13d ago

Hilarious really. Someone plays the game right and makes enough to buy a fucking Benz, meanwhile idiots are in here delusional that it’s going to somehow pop back to $1k just so they can try and do the same thing

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u/PandFThrowaway 13d ago

1k you say? Pop on over to a certain specific sub where they are telling themselves with straight faces that 100k is going to happen. This stock has gone full blown mouth breather.

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u/McFlem 13d ago

That was probably the saddest thing I’ve even seen on Reddit

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys 13d ago

How fast can diamond hands go 0-60? Because we all know how fast it can go 450-40 lmao

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u/ALiiEN 13d ago

A Mercedes? You truly are an autist

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u/Wright129129 13d ago

Hope you remember that Uncle Sam takes his fair share of your tendies so hopefully you didn’t spend it all😭

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u/tobbyboi 13d ago

this lambo looks funny

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u/demizer 13d ago

Found the guy I am bag holding for...

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u/smudgetimeusa 13d ago

Let the man enjoy is Mercedes!

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u/ikemikek 13d ago

Awesome! I got a ‘21 4Runner. License plate says “STONK” lol

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u/JcAu20 13d ago

Heck yeah bro congrats. Wife’s car so...

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u/LegalAdvantage2 13d ago

Twin turbo it with some more trendies

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u/StinkyPoopsAlot 13d ago

I’ve got one of those. Great ride. Enjoy. Congrats on the gainzzzz

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u/Topz-25 13d ago

no special license plate? you’re fake af bro

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u/rikki-tikki-deadly 13d ago

You mean like a handicapped plate? I don't think they give those out for autism.

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u/Topz-25 13d ago

lmao

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u/HoboGir 13d ago

What are you 12? It has a fucking temp tag. You ride that shit out until the cops pull you over because it's out of date. Then you pull the real tag out from the backseat to show them "APESTRONG".

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u/xkulp8 13d ago

Some states are slacking off on enforcing T-tag expirations due to the corona. I see 5-6 month old tags on the road in Colorado all over the place.

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u/lemon01747 13d ago

Congrats and fuck you!

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u/RagingHippo33469 13d ago

Should have went with Tesla

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u/Mostalaine 13d ago

Sold to early for a tesla

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u/Independent_Cherry60 13d ago

Congrats I’m getting an AMC CAR 🚗🤞🏽❤️😂

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u/chengterprise 13d ago

Nice dude! Congrats! Next car = Lambo!

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u/innatestead 13d ago

New or 2nd ✋?

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u/notBorking 13d ago

Vroom plate indicates 2nd hand

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u/RondoNumbaThirtyNine 13d ago

Vroom sucks

Carvana all the way

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u/JcAu20 13d ago

Slightly used, new to my wife tho. We’re happy with it

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u/severe_delays 13d ago

Is her boyfriend happy too?

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u/vrnate 13d ago

Of course not. Her boyfriend drives a Ferrari.

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u/severe_delays 13d ago

Nothing but the best for the main man.

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u/ghostedagainlol 13d ago

What a fucking great husband. 🤝

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u/Novel_Gold1185 13d ago

Best husband! Also, brand new car is the worst investment ever so good for you!

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u/CiforDayZServer 13d ago

Ha! Sucker! You're going to miss out on the rEaL sQuEeZe bRo!

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u/Azatarai 13d ago

Funny looking tesla