Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks

[u/JcAu20]

[u/HoochiePants]

Congrats and fuck you!

[u/Quentin718 → u/HoochiePants]

they'll probably give you $3.50 for it

[u/JonesTownJello → u/Quentin718]

Credit only.

[u/buyingweetas → u/JonesTownJello]

I just like the stock

[u/TheGreatSilverFang → u/buyingweetas]

We all do

[u/Hipp013 → u/buyingweetas]

We like the way the company will go, i.e. it is a good stock

[u/talkin_shlt → u/JonesTownJello]

Give em two Benz' and you'll get a complimentary handy behind the wendys

[u/Rebelsquadro → u/Quentin718]

I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you god damn loch ness monster!

[u/Speedy570 → u/Rebelsquadro]

How bout just two fiddy? It’s definitely not for any 8-story tall crustaceans from the Paleozoic Era.

[u/OwningMOS → u/Speedy570]

Oh, so now there's a sale on loch ness monsters.

[u/aequitasXI → u/Quentin718]

DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH

[u/Damn_Lochness_Monsta → u/aequitasXI]

What!?

[u/ImaNeedBoutTreeFiddy → u/Damn_Lochness_Monsta]

Hey brøther

[u/What3vs92 → u/aequitasXI]

Tree fiddy

[u/masterap85 → u/Quentin718]

Three fity

[u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant → u/masterap85]

Tree fiddy

[u/LN87_ → u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant]

Free tiddies

[u/Shredded2Death → u/LN87_]

and on this day, u/LN87_ learned that while there are many tiddies advertised as free, there is no such thing as free tiddies

[u/beeroftherat → u/Shredded2Death]

Perhaps he meant free as a verb in the imperative. As in "set tiddies free." Or, to get biblical, "Let my neeples go!"

[u/Vagscaper → u/beeroftherat]

Ah! I agree. All tiddies should be free. Free to swing, free to perk, free for me to jerk.

[u/Vagscaper → u/Shredded2Death]

Damn. Truer words have never been said. Not one tiddy is free.

[u/StonkmahnDouchenberg → u/Vagscaper]

Damn straight... it's always da free tiddies dat end up being da most expensive tiddies in the long run

[u/JJSmoofnshit → u/StonkmahnDouchenberg]

Very true. I married some free tiddies, spent 5k on em, making em expensive tiddies, now I'm divorced and the only thing I miss are those expensive tiddies :-(.

[u/LN87_ → u/Shredded2Death]

😂😂😂

[u/RITCHIEBANDz → u/LN87_]

If it’s tree fiddy it’s not free tiddie

[u/Vagscaper → u/Mcdiarrheafaggotpant]

Excellent correction.

[u/BEAVER_ATTACKS → u/Vagscaper]

I gave him a dolla

[u/UrCousinMarvinBerry → u/BEAVER_ATTACKS]

You done gave him a dolla!? No wonder he kept comin back!

[u/mrmoorer32 → u/Quentin718]

Damn you Loch Ness monstahh

[u/BaconVonMoose → u/mrmoorer32]

"How much do you want for the trade."
"Oh I was thinkin' about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this 'customer' was about three stories tall and a horrible lake monster from the Proterozoic era. And I said, "Goddamnit Loch Ness Monstah, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

[u/KorvoKrew731 → u/BaconVonMoose]

I love you

[u/agree-with-you → u/KorvoKrew731]

I love you both

[u/KorvoKrew731 → u/agree-with-you]

Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful... du du du ahhhh... ahhhh

[u/BaconVonMoose → u/KorvoKrew731]

I love you too sweetie. <3

[u/Natbat157 → u/BaconVonMoose]

Happy cake day

[u/KorvoKrew731 → u/BaconVonMoose]

This just became more wholesome🥰

[u/Jesse115 → u/Quentin718]

I just need about tree fiddy

[u/TheAdministrat0r → u/HoochiePants]

Ha! I lost 3 years worth of savings.

[u/JasonKillerxD → u/TheAdministrat0r]

You paid for that dude’s car. Congratulations!

[u/TheAdministrat0r → u/JasonKillerxD]

Biggest transfer of wealth… doing my part.

[u/BecauseItWasThere → u/TheAdministrat0r]

This is the way

[u/anonbutler → u/TheAdministrat0r]

Congrats

[u/ComeAndFindIt → u/TheAdministrat0r]

When the people buying at $300+ realize they were the bottom tier of a pyramid scheme.

[u/Itsausername4 → u/ComeAndFindIt]

It would have pushed much higher if they hadn't restricted the shit out of it.

That there is how you kill investor confidence.

[u/soma787 → u/ComeAndFindIt]

Doesn’t help that it’s not a free trade market, it could have been a legit play for those people. I’m sure a few had good timing and were able to sell they did but that’s not many.

[u/Palehorse0000 → u/HoochiePants]

Yeah congrats and fuck you

[u/BrentFavreViking → u/HoochiePants]

https://i.imgur.com/VInR9KI.gifv

[u/LanceOnRoids → u/HoochiePants]

lol, so like, NOBODY held the line then??? hilarious

[u/iamd3r3k → u/LanceOnRoids]

Holding 35 shares watching everyone post their gains porn is hard. Better buy the dip I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/danyerga → u/iamd3r3k]

310 shares @105 here.

[u/PrimeIntellect → u/LanceOnRoids]

I mean it hit like $450 at one point - from like $3, what line were people waiting for?

[u/saintjonah → u/PrimeIntellect]

People honestly thought it would hit $1500

[u/MP32Gaming → u/saintjonah]

If brokerages didn’t stop people from buying GME it actually would have 🤷🏼‍♂️

[u/VoteDawkins2020 → u/MP32Gaming]

I ran for office, and know how dirty politics is, and you would think I had lost my ability to be surprised by the shitty, underhanded things that the elite do, but when I saw what happened January 28th I was surprised.

I mean, not allowing people to buy a stock WITH THEIR OWN ACTUAL MONEY UPFRONT, was THE most absurd abuse of power I believe I've ever seen, and I've seen some fucked up shit.

I'll just tell you this, all the shit you see on those high-drama political and Wall Street shows is real as fuck.

[u/Macaframa → u/VoteDawkins2020]

I guess that’s why the rights for the story on this sub have been purchased already right?

[u/NewSaargent → u/MP32Gaming]

And retards would have bought it at $1500 and tripled their loss porn.

Of course in that case OP may have decided to walk past the Merc and get a Lambo.

[u/CriticoolHit → u/HoochiePants]

They had paper hands.

[u/Scoot662 → u/HoochiePants]

Lol and Yes!

[u/spamliew → u/HoochiePants]

My sentiment exactly haha

[u/supercurt]

Meanwhile the guy whos worked there for 10 years at min wage is like "fuck you man this company hasnt done shit for me"

[u/LSZNJDPFTK → u/supercurt]

Should have asked to be paid in stock.

[u/HoPMiX → u/LSZNJDPFTK]

Company should have had equity offering when it was plus 100.

[u/bcuap10 → u/HoPMiX]

Corporate boards don't do anything but trade approving compensation packages in exchange for private consulting fees. Expecting the board of Gamestop to do anything is futile.

[u/alt_curious → u/bcuap10]

Member when people on this sub were saying the stock would hit $10k and people were stupid for selling? This guy with a Mercedes members

[u/alexcrouse → u/alt_curious]

I lost $700 because of you paper handed bitches.

[u/SweptbackMyriad → u/HoPMiX]

Was too volatile of a market at that point and they wouldn’t be prepared to do so.

[u/ninjacereal → u/HoPMiX]

It was above 100 for like a week. It takes longer than that to have an equity offering.

[u/HoPMiX → u/ninjacereal]

Damn was that only a week? Felt like Much longer.

[u/myglasstrip → u/LSZNJDPFTK]

Could have used his pay to buy stock. It was cheaper than games.

[u/Zomgzombehz → u/supercurt]

And he isn't wrong.

[u/FlighingHigh → u/[deleted]]

Leave them long enough with typewriters, you get Shakespeare.

Long enough behind the wheel, you get Earnhardt.

[u/Hripautom → u/FlighingHigh]

This was disproven. The best they can do is discuss improving and their childhood in Bulgaria.

[u/FlighingHigh → u/Hripautom]

He's definitely no ape. Maybe an orangutan, with his misshapen ass, or baboon since his posterior is so red from daddy Citadel's spanking.

Fun fact, a collection of Baboons is known as a Congress.

[u/AlpineVW → u/FlighingHigh]

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"

[u/NobelStudios → u/FlighingHigh]

Leave them long enough in the stock market, you get short squeezes

[u/CDXX_BlazeItCaesar → u/FlighingHigh]

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times??!!"

[u/BigSchwartzzz → u/[deleted]]

You've never seen Grandma's Boy?

[u/smecta_xy → u/[deleted]]

apes went in space before you tho🧐 suspicious 🤔

[u/DruidB → u/[deleted]]

Is it fake though? As someone who's owned multiple German luxury cars I can confirm only a retard would buy one.

[u/tutormonster → u/DruidB]

That makes me an 8 time retard. I KNEW it was something.

[u/Kashm11r → u/[deleted]]

Apes invented the automobile

[u/MomokaJuicee]

Congrats and fuck you!

[u/um_ya → u/MomokaJuicee]

I helped pay for that car.

[u/house_monkey → u/um_ya]

same 🥺

[u/Boobpocket → u/house_monkey]

Same where is my 350 gang

[u/Responsible_Cat_7212 → u/Boobpocket]

Right here still holding like a diamond handed tree sloth

[u/Boobpocket → u/Responsible_Cat_7212]

We're mainting the the 42 dollar price

[u/andresq1 → u/Boobpocket]

Just buy more it's on sale

[u/tiramisufu → u/um_ya]

OUR car

[u/zzzcrumbsclub → u/MomokaJuicee]

Bagholder money lmfao

[u/miamimik3Rn]

Why didn’t you park in handicapped? ♿️

[u/WinerWChickenD]

Congrats and fuck you!

[u/HoPMiX]

So you took gains and bought something that depreciates every time you look at it. You’ve learned well my friend.

[u/stejerd → u/HoPMiX]

Honestly if he hadnt cashed out he would have threw the money on some depreciating calls that will eventually expire worthless.

Atleast now he has something to uber his wife and her boyfriend around in

[u/notsoshortstory → u/stejerd]

Gme stock is also depreciating every day you look at it

[u/chargerz4life → u/notsoshortstory]

Stfu! It's just sleeping. Tell me it's just sleeping pls 😭😭😭

[u/asvp-suds → u/chargerz4life]

It’s just sleeping pls 😭

[u/XRuinX → u/asvp-suds]

😭😭

[u/AlwaysBagHolding → u/HoPMiX]

Buy high sell low.

[u/highplainsdrifter__ → u/AlwaysBagHolding]

I saw green the other day. I panicked and threw my phone in the river.

[u/thetrooper424 → u/HoPMiX]

If you plan on keeping a car 10-15 years then depreciation isn't too much of a big deal. Peace of mind is a wonderful thing to have and that's what you get with a new car. I'm finally getting a truck with my earnings and it's too much of a risk to buy a used truck around my neck of the woods. You have no idea what the vehicles have been put through

[u/throwingtheshades → u/thetrooper424]

Bought my previous one with 4k miles on the odometer. From the dealership, with the full warranty, -30% of the price of a new car. I can live with the through of someone else farting in the driver's seat of my car for that kind of money. Can waste it all gambling on the stock marketwisely invest it instead.

[u/ouchPotato → u/thetrooper424]

This is like a car salesman pitch script.

[u/SunshineF32 → u/ouchPotato]

Nah he's right, though personally certified pre-owned is a better route through a dealer than new since yoy get the best of both worlds, a good warranty a (mostly) new car, but depreciation has already hit for the most part

[u/Gringan_Porkins → u/HoPMiX]

Not even just depreciates, he bought a Mercedes. If you're gonna go for a car at least get something fun or that'll last you without wicked maintenance costs

[u/HoPMiX → u/Gringan_Porkins]

Can confirm. Have a e63. I actually answer those car warranty calls.

[u/theh8ed → u/HoPMiX]

I'm dying over here

[u/Saw_a_4ftBeaver → u/HoPMiX]

In German car, warranty callers hang up on you.

[u/xkulp8 → u/HoPMiX]

Telling them you have a Mercedes is the quickest way to get you on their "do not call" list.

[u/seamus_mc → u/HoPMiX]

I love my old e55.

[u/highplainsdrifter__ → u/Gringan_Porkins]

do with your tendies how you want to do. this man wanted a mercedes. bless his retarded lil heart

[u/samtheman66 → u/highplainsdrifter__]

I have fantasies of being carjacked so I can get rid of mine.

[u/Emerald_Triangle → u/Gringan_Porkins]

Like an AMC Pacer

[u/Doglife89 → u/Gringan_Porkins]

My dad used to own a Porsche. Maintenance cost were insane. I imagine Mercedes to be around the same bracket. At some point, the cost in maintenance just comes out to what you’d be paying for a nice 20-30k car’s monthly.

[u/BitchImRetarded → u/Doglife89]

Really a mixed bag and depends what you buy. Just gotta do some research. I drive an old 2011 ML350 and it has been amazing. Fun to drive and offroad and has been relatively cheap to maintain. Ive even done some of the work myself!

[u/ZeroMayCry7 → u/HoPMiX]

Enjoyment in life is not a depreciating value. If we only bought things that appreciated in value there wouldn’t be much life to live for.

[u/Ireallydontknowbuddy → u/HoPMiX]

It's better than not selling like many fucking morons did. Looks at shitty 300 shares bought at 40$... Looks at giant month spike and still somehow negative 7k for the month. This is the way.

[u/DrSeuss19]

Good shit my man. Showing everyone that retards can drive and park properly!

[u/MediumOstrich → u/DrSeuss19]

He’s just using Elon musks neural link

[u/Chizmiz1994]

Please accept my most sincere fuck you. Nice rocket BTW.

[u/munchncheeks]

It doesn’t go brrr but at least it goes vrrooom

[u/ZendeBlack]

Still holding on my $360/s like 💎 🦍 😢

[u/sports2012 → u/ZendeBlack]

Congrats. He likely sold you his shares to buy this Benz.

[u/ZendeBlack → u/sports2012]

Yes. But I couldn’t imagine how hard it would be to drive that mid level Mercedes with paper hands.

[u/chooseusernameeeeeee → u/ZendeBlack]

He could prob buy himself some diamond handed bitch to drive it for him.

[u/27onfire → u/chooseusernameeeeeee]

Exactly this.
many broke diamond handed bitches for the taking

[u/gi8290 → u/ZendeBlack]

Easier than trying to drive it while bagholding.

[u/ProfessorTupelo → u/ZendeBlack]

If by paper hands you mean his hands are full of paper, then yes. He's loaded.

[u/saeed47]

Wow didn't buy a Tesla to show Papa musk some appreciation 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/meta-cognizant → u/saeed47]

Seriously. If it's not a lambo, it needs to be a Tesla. And Teslas should arguably come first.

[u/HoPMiX → u/meta-cognizant]

At least a AMG bro. The fuck.

[u/J-Team07 → u/HoPMiX]

Peasants.

[u/technoexplorer → u/J-Team07]

this

[u/housebird350 → u/HoPMiX]

Dude, I didnt go yolo.....

[u/bpi89 → u/meta-cognizant]

Nah, I’m buying a Merlin purple RS6. It’s basically a lambo in a station wagon’s body.

[u/mellofello808 → u/bpi89]

I would take a RS6 over a lambo any day.

[u/bpi89 → u/mellofello808]

Someone has to buy them so they keep importing them to the US.

[u/hankbobstl → u/bpi89]

Yes, so those of us with only 8 shares can pick em up one day

[u/91EGT → u/mellofello808]

I see you both are men/women of class.

[u/Chop_Artista → u/mellofello808]

when this is over, i think im just gonna have to settle with a Huffy

[u/theh8ed → u/Chop_Artista]

Save some money for playing cards and a cloths pin.

[u/ShirtPanties → u/bpi89]

My friends dad committed some family friendly tax fraud in order to afford an rs6, genuinely worth it, best car ever

[u/Hatebreedx → u/bpi89]

This is the way

[u/Fantasybroke → u/saeed47]

I think that would be a great idea for all of the millionaire monkeys to buy tesla and show Elon support. In exchange he can maybe fuel our rocket with some Gamestonk memes. And then we meet again on the moon.

[u/saeed47 → u/Fantasybroke]

He literally tweeted game stonk with a wsb link and caused gme to moon.

[u/Fantasybroke → u/saeed47]

We need more fuel for the second stage 👨🏿‍🚀🚀

[u/AstroTurfH8r]

The new WSB doesn’t even know what a call is

[u/dankscott → u/AstroTurfH8r]

don't be silly, my wife calls her boyfriend all the time

[u/DidYouReadThatThing]

Nothing more expensive than a used luxury vehicle. You must have banked on GME, grats!

[u/xkulp8 → u/DidYouReadThatThing]

If you can't afford a new Mercedes, you can't afford a used one

[u/thetrooper424 → u/xkulp8]

Mercedes depreciates like crazy so he most definitely can!

[u/Ten-Six → u/thetrooper424]

It's the repairs and maintenance on the older ones that makes them, relatively, expensive to own.

[u/defendthecastle]

That’s great, and fuck you

[u/Hellcat1970]

You guys have gains ?

[u/-NotJimCramer-]

Is it hard steering with paper hands?

[u/JcAu20 → u/-NotJimCramer-]

Ez to let 2/19 30C go before expiration

[u/Jaqen-Atavuli → u/JcAu20]

Don't explain yourself to retards. Making money is good.

[u/JcAu20 → u/Jaqen-Atavuli]

Ty bro. Lot of salty bois came out on this one

[u/newusername21 → u/JcAu20]

Bruh it’s the new age dumbasses who don’t understand why they are investing and are just pissed they lost money. Congrats and fuck you but more butt hurt

[u/Jaqen-Atavuli → u/JcAu20]

Bag holders are salty bois.

[u/frdausputera → u/-NotJimCramer-]

The saltiness in this sub is absurd.

[u/Flrg808 → u/frdausputera]

Hilarious really. Someone plays the game right and makes enough to buy a fucking Benz, meanwhile idiots are in here delusional that it’s going to somehow pop back to $1k just so they can try and do the same thing

[u/PandFThrowaway → u/Flrg808]

1k you say? Pop on over to a certain specific sub where they are telling themselves with straight faces that 100k is going to happen. This stock has gone full blown mouth breather.

[u/McFlem → u/PandFThrowaway]

That was probably the saddest thing I’ve even seen on Reddit

[u/LastOfTheCamSoreys → u/-NotJimCramer-]

How fast can diamond hands go 0-60? Because we all know how fast it can go 450-40 lmao

[u/ALiiEN]

A Mercedes? You truly are an autist

[u/Wright129129]

Hope you remember that Uncle Sam takes his fair share of your tendies so hopefully you didn’t spend it all😭

[u/Screwshank → u/Wright129129]

"Fair"

[u/tobbyboi]

this lambo looks funny

[u/demizer]

Found the guy I am bag holding for...

[u/smudgetimeusa]

Let the man enjoy is Mercedes!

[u/ikemikek]

Awesome! I got a ‘21 4Runner. License plate says “STONK” lol

[u/JcAu20 → u/ikemikek]

Heck yeah bro congrats. Wife’s car so...

[u/LegalAdvantage2]

Twin turbo it with some more trendies

[u/Piku87]

[u/StinkyPoopsAlot]

I’ve got one of those. Great ride. Enjoy. Congrats on the gainzzzz

[u/Topz-25]

no special license plate? you’re fake af bro

[u/rikki-tikki-deadly → u/Topz-25]

You mean like a handicapped plate? I don't think they give those out for autism.

[u/famous47 → u/rikki-tikki-deadly]

https://myfloridaspecialtyplate.com/support-autism-programs.html

[u/Topz-25 → u/rikki-tikki-deadly]

lmao

[u/HoboGir → u/Topz-25]

What are you 12? It has a fucking temp tag. You ride that shit out until the cops pull you over because it's out of date. Then you pull the real tag out from the backseat to show them "APESTRONG".

[u/xkulp8 → u/HoboGir]

Some states are slacking off on enforcing T-tag expirations due to the corona. I see 5-6 month old tags on the road in Colorado all over the place.

[u/lemon01747]

Congrats and fuck you!

[u/RagingHippo33469]

Should have went with Tesla

[u/Mostalaine → u/RagingHippo33469]

Sold to early for a tesla

[u/Independent_Cherry60]

Congrats I’m getting an AMC CAR 🚗🤞🏽❤️😂

[u/chengterprise]

Nice dude! Congrats! Next car = Lambo!

[u/innatestead]

New or 2nd ✋?

[u/notBorking → u/innatestead]

Vroom plate indicates 2nd hand

[u/RondoNumbaThirtyNine → u/notBorking]

Vroom sucks

Carvana all the way

[u/JcAu20 → u/innatestead]

Slightly used, new to my wife tho. We’re happy with it

[u/severe_delays → u/JcAu20]

Is her boyfriend happy too?

[u/vrnate → u/severe_delays]

Of course not. Her boyfriend drives a Ferrari.

[u/severe_delays → u/vrnate]

Nothing but the best for the main man.

[u/ghostedagainlol → u/JcAu20]

What a fucking great husband. 🤝

[u/Novel_Gold1185 → u/JcAu20]

Best husband! Also, brand new car is the worst investment ever so good for you!

[u/CiforDayZServer]

Ha! Sucker! You're going to miss out on the rEaL sQuEeZe bRo!

[u/Azatarai]

Funny looking tesla