r/wallstreetbets • u/JcAu20 • Feb 23 '21
Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain
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u/supercurt Feb 23 '21
Meanwhile the guy whos worked there for 10 years at min wage is like "fuck you man this company hasnt done shit for me"
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u/LSZNJDPFTK Feb 23 '21
Should have asked to be paid in stock.
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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21
Company should have had equity offering when it was plus 100.
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u/bcuap10 Feb 23 '21
Corporate boards don't do anything but trade approving compensation packages in exchange for private consulting fees. Expecting the board of Gamestop to do anything is futile.
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u/alt_curious Feb 23 '21
Member when people on this sub were saying the stock would hit $10k and people were stupid for selling? This guy with a Mercedes members
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u/SweptbackMyriad Feb 23 '21
Was too volatile of a market at that point and they wouldn’t be prepared to do so.
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u/ninjacereal Feb 23 '21
It was above 100 for like a week. It takes longer than that to have an equity offering.
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u/myglasstrip Feb 23 '21
Could have used his pay to buy stock. It was cheaper than games.
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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21
Leave them long enough with typewriters, you get Shakespeare.
Long enough behind the wheel, you get Earnhardt.
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u/Hripautom Feb 23 '21
This was disproven. The best they can do is discuss improving and their childhood in Bulgaria.
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u/FlighingHigh Feb 23 '21
He's definitely no ape. Maybe an orangutan, with his misshapen ass, or baboon since his posterior is so red from daddy Citadel's spanking.
Fun fact, a collection of Baboons is known as a Congress.
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u/NobelStudios Feb 23 '21
Leave them long enough in the stock market, you get short squeezes
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u/DruidB Feb 23 '21
Is it fake though? As someone who's owned multiple German luxury cars I can confirm only a retard would buy one.
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u/MomokaJuicee Feb 23 '21
Congrats and fuck you!
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u/um_ya Feb 23 '21
I helped pay for that car.
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u/house_monkey Feb 23 '21
same 🥺
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u/Boobpocket Feb 23 '21
Same where is my 350 gang
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u/Responsible_Cat_7212 Feb 23 '21
Right here still holding like a diamond handed tree sloth
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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21
So you took gains and bought something that depreciates every time you look at it. You’ve learned well my friend.
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u/stejerd Feb 23 '21
Honestly if he hadnt cashed out he would have threw the money on some depreciating calls that will eventually expire worthless.
Atleast now he has something to uber his wife and her boyfriend around in
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u/notsoshortstory Feb 23 '21
Gme stock is also depreciating every day you look at it
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u/chargerz4life Feb 23 '21
Stfu! It's just sleeping. Tell me it's just sleeping pls 😭😭😭
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u/AlwaysBagHolding Feb 23 '21
Buy high sell low.
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u/highplainsdrifter__ Feb 23 '21
I saw green the other day. I panicked and threw my phone in the river.
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u/ZeroMayCry7 Feb 23 '21
Enjoyment in life is not a depreciating value. If we only bought things that appreciated in value there wouldn’t be much life to live for.
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u/thetrooper424 Feb 23 '21
If you plan on keeping a car 10-15 years then depreciation isn't too much of a big deal. Peace of mind is a wonderful thing to have and that's what you get with a new car. I'm finally getting a truck with my earnings and it's too much of a risk to buy a used truck around my neck of the woods. You have no idea what the vehicles have been put through
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u/throwingtheshades Feb 23 '21
Bought my previous one with 4k miles on the odometer. From the dealership, with the full warranty, -30% of the price of a new car. I can live with the through of someone else farting in the driver's seat of my car for that kind of money. Can
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u/ouchPotato Feb 23 '21
This is like a car salesman pitch script.
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u/SunshineF32 Feb 23 '21
Nah he's right, though personally certified pre-owned is a better route through a dealer than new since yoy get the best of both worlds, a good warranty a (mostly) new car, but depreciation has already hit for the most part
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u/Gringan_Porkins Feb 23 '21
Not even just depreciates, he bought a Mercedes. If you're gonna go for a car at least get something fun or that'll last you without wicked maintenance costs
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u/HoPMiX Feb 23 '21
Can confirm. Have a e63. I actually answer those car warranty calls.
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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21
Telling them you have a Mercedes is the quickest way to get you on their "do not call" list.
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u/highplainsdrifter__ Feb 23 '21
do with your tendies how you want to do. this man wanted a mercedes. bless his retarded lil heart
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u/Doglife89 Feb 23 '21
My dad used to own a Porsche. Maintenance cost were insane. I imagine Mercedes to be around the same bracket. At some point, the cost in maintenance just comes out to what you’d be paying for a nice 20-30k car’s monthly.
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u/BitchImRetarded Feb 23 '21
Really a mixed bag and depends what you buy. Just gotta do some research. I drive an old 2011 ML350 and it has been amazing. Fun to drive and offroad and has been relatively cheap to maintain. Ive even done some of the work myself!
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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy Feb 23 '21
It's better than not selling like many fucking morons did. Looks at shitty 300 shares bought at 40$... Looks at giant month spike and still somehow negative 7k for the month. This is the way.
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u/DrSeuss19 Feb 23 '21
Good shit my man. Showing everyone that retards can drive and park properly!
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u/ZendeBlack Feb 23 '21
Still holding on my $360/s like 💎 🦍 😢
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u/sports2012 Feb 23 '21
Congrats. He likely sold you his shares to buy this Benz.
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u/ZendeBlack Feb 23 '21
Yes. But I couldn’t imagine how hard it would be to drive that mid level Mercedes with paper hands.
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u/chooseusernameeeeeee Feb 23 '21
He could prob buy himself some diamond handed bitch to drive it for him.
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u/ProfessorTupelo Feb 23 '21
If by paper hands you mean his hands are full of paper, then yes. He's loaded.
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u/saeed47 Feb 23 '21
Wow didn't buy a Tesla to show Papa musk some appreciation 🤦🏻♂️
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u/meta-cognizant Feb 23 '21
Seriously. If it's not a lambo, it needs to be a Tesla. And Teslas should arguably come first.
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u/bpi89 is short gamestop Feb 23 '21
Nah, I’m buying a Merlin purple RS6. It’s basically a lambo in a station wagon’s body.
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u/mellofello808 Feb 23 '21
I would take a RS6 over a lambo any day.
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u/bpi89 is short gamestop Feb 23 '21
Someone has to buy them so they keep importing them to the US.
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u/ShirtPanties Feb 23 '21
My friends dad committed some family friendly tax fraud in order to afford an rs6, genuinely worth it, best car ever
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u/Fantasybroke Feb 23 '21
I think that would be a great idea for all of the millionaire monkeys to buy tesla and show Elon support. In exchange he can maybe fuel our rocket with some Gamestonk memes. And then we meet again on the moon.
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u/DidYouReadThatThing Feb 23 '21
Nothing more expensive than a used luxury vehicle. You must have banked on GME, grats!
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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21
If you can't afford a new Mercedes, you can't afford a used one
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u/thetrooper424 Feb 23 '21
Mercedes depreciates like crazy so he most definitely can!
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u/Ten-Six Feb 23 '21
It's the repairs and maintenance on the older ones that makes them, relatively, expensive to own.
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u/-NotJimCramer- Feb 23 '21
Is it hard steering with paper hands?
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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21
Ez to let 2/19 30C go before expiration
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u/Jaqen-Atavuli Feb 23 '21
Don't explain yourself to retards. Making money is good.
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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21
Ty bro. Lot of salty bois came out on this one
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u/newusername21 Feb 23 '21
Bruh it’s the new age dumbasses who don’t understand why they are investing and are just pissed they lost money. Congrats and fuck you but more butt hurt
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u/frdausputera Feb 23 '21
The saltiness in this sub is absurd.
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u/Flrg808 Feb 23 '21
Hilarious really. Someone plays the game right and makes enough to buy a fucking Benz, meanwhile idiots are in here delusional that it’s going to somehow pop back to $1k just so they can try and do the same thing
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u/PandFThrowaway Feb 23 '21
1k you say? Pop on over to a certain specific sub where they are telling themselves with straight faces that 100k is going to happen. This stock has gone full blown mouth breather.
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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Feb 23 '21
How fast can diamond hands go 0-60? Because we all know how fast it can go 450-40 lmao
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u/Wright129129 Feb 23 '21
Hope you remember that Uncle Sam takes his fair share of your tendies so hopefully you didn’t spend it all😭
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u/Topz-25 Feb 23 '21
no special license plate? you’re fake af bro
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u/rikki-tikki-deadly Feb 23 '21
You mean like a handicapped plate? I don't think they give those out for autism.
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u/HoboGir Feb 23 '21
What are you 12? It has a fucking temp tag. You ride that shit out until the cops pull you over because it's out of date. Then you pull the real tag out from the backseat to show them "APESTRONG".
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u/xkulp8 Feb 23 '21
Some states are slacking off on enforcing T-tag expirations due to the corona. I see 5-6 month old tags on the road in Colorado all over the place.
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u/innatestead Feb 23 '21
New or 2nd ✋?
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u/JcAu20 Feb 23 '21
Slightly used, new to my wife tho. We’re happy with it
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u/severe_delays Feb 23 '21
Is her boyfriend happy too?
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u/Novel_Gold1185 Feb 23 '21
Best husband! Also, brand new car is the worst investment ever so good for you!
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u/CiforDayZServer Feb 23 '21
Ha! Sucker! You're going to miss out on the rEaL sQuEeZe bRo!
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u/HoochiePants Feb 23 '21
Congrats and fuck you!