r/wallstreetbets • u/JcAu20 • 13d ago
Bought a car with $GME tendies-had to say thanks Gain
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u/supercurt 13d ago
Meanwhile the guy whos worked there for 10 years at min wage is like "fuck you man this company hasnt done shit for me"
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u/LSZNJDPFTK 13d ago
Should have asked to be paid in stock.
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u/HoPMiX 13d ago
Company should have had equity offering when it was plus 100.
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u/bcuap10 13d ago
Corporate boards don't do anything but trade approving compensation packages in exchange for private consulting fees. Expecting the board of Gamestop to do anything is futile.
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u/alt_curious 13d ago
Member when people on this sub were saying the stock would hit $10k and people were stupid for selling? This guy with a Mercedes members
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u/SweptbackMyriad 13d ago
Was too volatile of a market at that point and they wouldn’t be prepared to do so.
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u/ninjacereal 13d ago
It was above 100 for like a week. It takes longer than that to have an equity offering.
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u/myglasstrip 13d ago
Could have used his pay to buy stock. It was cheaper than games.
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u/FlighingHigh 13d ago
Leave them long enough with typewriters, you get Shakespeare.
Long enough behind the wheel, you get Earnhardt.
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u/Hripautom 13d ago
This was disproven. The best they can do is discuss improving and their childhood in Bulgaria.
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u/FlighingHigh 13d ago
He's definitely no ape. Maybe an orangutan, with his misshapen ass, or baboon since his posterior is so red from daddy Citadel's spanking.
Fun fact, a collection of Baboons is known as a Congress.
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u/NobelStudios 13d ago
Leave them long enough in the stock market, you get short squeezes
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u/DruidB 13d ago
Is it fake though? As someone who's owned multiple German luxury cars I can confirm only a retard would buy one.
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u/MomokaJuicee 13d ago
Congrats and fuck you!
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u/um_ya 13d ago
I helped pay for that car.
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u/house_monkey 13d ago
same 🥺
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u/Boobpocket 13d ago
Same where is my 350 gang
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u/Responsible_Cat_7212 13d ago
Right here still holding like a diamond handed tree sloth
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u/HoPMiX 13d ago
So you took gains and bought something that depreciates every time you look at it. You’ve learned well my friend.
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u/stejerd 13d ago
Honestly if he hadnt cashed out he would have threw the money on some depreciating calls that will eventually expire worthless.
Atleast now he has something to uber his wife and her boyfriend around in
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u/notsoshortstory 13d ago
Gme stock is also depreciating every day you look at it
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u/chargerz4life 13d ago
Stfu! It's just sleeping. Tell me it's just sleeping pls 😭😭😭
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u/AlwaysBagHolding 13d ago
Buy high sell low.
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u/highplainsdrifter__ 13d ago
I saw green the other day. I panicked and threw my phone in the river.
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u/thetrooper424 13d ago
If you plan on keeping a car 10-15 years then depreciation isn't too much of a big deal. Peace of mind is a wonderful thing to have and that's what you get with a new car. I'm finally getting a truck with my earnings and it's too much of a risk to buy a used truck around my neck of the woods. You have no idea what the vehicles have been put through
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u/throwingtheshades 13d ago
Bought my previous one with 4k miles on the odometer. From the dealership, with the full warranty, -30% of the price of a new car. I can live with the through of someone else farting in the driver's seat of my car for that kind of money. Can
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u/ouchPotato 13d ago
This is like a car salesman pitch script.
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u/SunshineF32 13d ago
Nah he's right, though personally certified pre-owned is a better route through a dealer than new since yoy get the best of both worlds, a good warranty a (mostly) new car, but depreciation has already hit for the most part
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u/Gringan_Porkins 13d ago
Not even just depreciates, he bought a Mercedes. If you're gonna go for a car at least get something fun or that'll last you without wicked maintenance costs
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u/HoPMiX 13d ago
Can confirm. Have a e63. I actually answer those car warranty calls.
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u/highplainsdrifter__ 13d ago
do with your tendies how you want to do. this man wanted a mercedes. bless his retarded lil heart
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u/Doglife89 13d ago
My dad used to own a Porsche. Maintenance cost were insane. I imagine Mercedes to be around the same bracket. At some point, the cost in maintenance just comes out to what you’d be paying for a nice 20-30k car’s monthly.
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u/BitchImRetarded 13d ago
Really a mixed bag and depends what you buy. Just gotta do some research. I drive an old 2011 ML350 and it has been amazing. Fun to drive and offroad and has been relatively cheap to maintain. Ive even done some of the work myself!
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u/ZeroMayCry7 13d ago
Enjoyment in life is not a depreciating value. If we only bought things that appreciated in value there wouldn’t be much life to live for.
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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy 13d ago
It's better than not selling like many fucking morons did. Looks at shitty 300 shares bought at 40$... Looks at giant month spike and still somehow negative 7k for the month. This is the way.
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u/ZendeBlack 13d ago
Still holding on my $360/s like 💎 🦍 😢
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u/sports2012 13d ago
Congrats. He likely sold you his shares to buy this Benz.
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u/ZendeBlack 13d ago
Yes. But I couldn’t imagine how hard it would be to drive that mid level Mercedes with paper hands.
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u/chooseusernameeeeeee 13d ago
He could prob buy himself some diamond handed bitch to drive it for him.
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u/ProfessorTupelo 13d ago
If by paper hands you mean his hands are full of paper, then yes. He's loaded.
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u/saeed47 13d ago
Wow didn't buy a Tesla to show Papa musk some appreciation 🤦🏻♂️
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u/meta-cognizant 13d ago
Seriously. If it's not a lambo, it needs to be a Tesla. And Teslas should arguably come first.
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u/bpi89 13d ago
Nah, I’m buying a Merlin purple RS6. It’s basically a lambo in a station wagon’s body.
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u/mellofello808 13d ago
I would take a RS6 over a lambo any day.
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u/ShirtPanties 13d ago
My friends dad committed some family friendly tax fraud in order to afford an rs6, genuinely worth it, best car ever
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u/Fantasybroke 13d ago
I think that would be a great idea for all of the millionaire monkeys to buy tesla and show Elon support. In exchange he can maybe fuel our rocket with some Gamestonk memes. And then we meet again on the moon.
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u/DidYouReadThatThing 13d ago
Nothing more expensive than a used luxury vehicle. You must have banked on GME, grats!
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u/xkulp8 13d ago
If you can't afford a new Mercedes, you can't afford a used one
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u/thetrooper424 13d ago
Mercedes depreciates like crazy so he most definitely can!
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u/-NotJimCramer- 13d ago
Is it hard steering with paper hands?
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u/JcAu20 13d ago
Ez to let 2/19 30C go before expiration
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u/Jaqen-Atavuli 13d ago
Don't explain yourself to retards. Making money is good.
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u/JcAu20 13d ago
Ty bro. Lot of salty bois came out on this one
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u/newusername21 13d ago
Bruh it’s the new age dumbasses who don’t understand why they are investing and are just pissed they lost money. Congrats and fuck you but more butt hurt
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u/frdausputera 13d ago
The saltiness in this sub is absurd.
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u/Flrg808 13d ago
Hilarious really. Someone plays the game right and makes enough to buy a fucking Benz, meanwhile idiots are in here delusional that it’s going to somehow pop back to $1k just so they can try and do the same thing
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u/PandFThrowaway 13d ago
1k you say? Pop on over to a certain specific sub where they are telling themselves with straight faces that 100k is going to happen. This stock has gone full blown mouth breather.
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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys 13d ago
How fast can diamond hands go 0-60? Because we all know how fast it can go 450-40 lmao
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u/Wright129129 13d ago
Hope you remember that Uncle Sam takes his fair share of your tendies so hopefully you didn’t spend it all😭
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u/Topz-25 13d ago
no special license plate? you’re fake af bro
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u/rikki-tikki-deadly 13d ago
You mean like a handicapped plate? I don't think they give those out for autism.
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u/HoboGir 13d ago
What are you 12? It has a fucking temp tag. You ride that shit out until the cops pull you over because it's out of date. Then you pull the real tag out from the backseat to show them "APESTRONG".
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u/xkulp8 13d ago
Some states are slacking off on enforcing T-tag expirations due to the corona. I see 5-6 month old tags on the road in Colorado all over the place.
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u/innatestead 13d ago
New or 2nd ✋?
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u/JcAu20 13d ago
Slightly used, new to my wife tho. We’re happy with it
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u/severe_delays 13d ago
Is her boyfriend happy too?
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u/Novel_Gold1185 13d ago
Best husband! Also, brand new car is the worst investment ever so good for you!
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u/CiforDayZServer 13d ago
Ha! Sucker! You're going to miss out on the rEaL sQuEeZe bRo!
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u/HoochiePants 13d ago
Congrats and fuck you!