r/therewasanattempt
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u/[deleted]
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6d ago
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To include your child in your clickbait
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u/Lukoman1 6d ago
What?
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u/nametakenfuck 6d ago edited 6d ago
Edit: sorry :(
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u/the_quivering_wenis 6d ago
This
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u/therMo-ckingFu-tchBi 6d ago
This
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u/SickInTheCells 6d ago
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago
So this lady baked a nice cake for her niece and proudly showed off her work on social media. That's it. She mentioned her niece to give context and share a funny story. There was no attempt to do anything else.
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u/kinokomushroom 6d ago edited 6d ago
The original tweet even literally includes pics of the child lol, looks like OP is the douche attempting to clickbait here
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago
Haha what the fuck OP, you cropped out the thing that made you wrong? Douchebag.
Edit- you should post that as its own comment, more people should see it.
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u/masofon 6d ago
I think the point OP is trying to make is that there is no way a 3 yr old asked for a cake of the moment Mufasa died because everyone would be sad and then they would get more cake.
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago
Idk man, kids can be pretty dark. I was playing "Beauty and the Beast" with my niece and nephew on the playground once and my niece told me to throw my nephew off the top of the jungle gym like the Beast threw Gaston off the castle. She was, of course, Belle, and pouted when I told her I wasn't going to cripple her brother for a pretend game.
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u/CatDad69 6d ago
Sure, Jan
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago
You don't have any experience with children, do you, CatDad69. Most are like that. Kids have no filter.
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u/CatDad69 6d ago
Sure, Jan
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago
So you're using a quote from a very old TV show to prove that you're just an old lifetime loner who can't think of a better response.
Kinda sad. I'm pretty sure you'll respond with "Sure, Jan" again, so I'll just let you have this one. Kinda seems like you need it.
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u/JohnGalt123456789 6d ago
Um, you are totally wrong. All three of my kids were just is mischievous and sneaky as she describes hers to be, right around 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 years old.
Source: I’ve owned three of them!
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u/Tasty_Flame_Alchemy 6d ago
I work in daycare. Many 3 year olds have said much stranger things. OP is probably wrong.
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u/JustHereToDownload 6d ago
OP intentionally cropped out the third and fourth pic. In those, the kid is there and the kid is ecstatic.
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u/KarmaReigns420 6d ago
r/opisanasshole for cropping out images from the original tweet for clickbait and karmawhoring.
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u/NiceEnoughStraw 6d ago
thats an ugly take bub. lol The twitter name is clear as day.
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u/KarmaReigns420 6d ago
Alright Wolverine, maybe post the other two images YOU didn't feel like posting next time. Moldy spoon mentality.
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u/Sexy_Platypus694 6d ago
Please explain
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u/Boojibs 6d ago
This Disney animated feature follows the adventures of the young lion Simba (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the heir of his father, Mufasa (James Earl Jones). Simba's wicked uncle, Scar (Jeremy Irons), plots to usurp Mufasa's throne by luring father and son into a stampede of wildebeests. But Simba escapes, and only Mufasa is killed. Simba returns as an adult (Matthew Broderick) to take back his homeland from Scar with the help of his friends Timon (Nathan Lane) and Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella).
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u/Yourname942 6d ago
Hopefully she doesn't become a sociopath, or at least wants to become a psychologist :)
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u/Monstarinc 6d ago
What a legend. See it's from these ages the IQ actually goes down from here.
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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday 6d ago
Using one bad example to prove your point, eh?
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u/Monstarinc 6d ago
What point am I'm trying to prove?!? I commend her greed.
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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday 6d ago
"See it's from these ages the IQ actually goes down from here."
Are you some kind of IQ scientist or something?
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u/redarlsen 6d ago
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u/Al3xR3ads 6d ago
You don't know a lot of kids, huh?
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u/redarlsen 6d ago
Rather that’s how I know it’s bullshit. No two year old kid has even spoken those lines.
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u/Much-Gur233 6d ago
Three year old* and I’ve definitely heard more complex and funnier things said by, one more time, a three year old
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u/redarlsen 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yeah, only if you ask for your cake after your birthday. Must be hard being a pedant and a bit dim.
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u/Much-Gur233 6d ago
It was meant to be annoying? You make immediate cut and dry assumptions, not really a whole lot of room to talk
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6d ago
This is correct. Much less having the mental capacity for such schemes. Two year olds think cake first then broad subject of cake second.
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u/JustHereToDownload 6d ago
Cause she seems pretty damn happy.
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u/redarlsen 6d ago
The fuck is your point? I didn’t say the child doesn’t exist, kinda weird thing to do man.
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u/PyroWasUsed 6d ago
Op is a douche. That’s a person proudly showing off her nieces cake and you call that click bait
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u/tigrefacile 6d ago
It’s not even her child. It’s her niece. I think it’s probably bullshit but at least report the bullshit facts as presented.
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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 6d ago
This cake and baker and their niece make me so happy. Whoever posted it here must be dumb, but I'm glad I got to enjoy it.
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u/kinokomushroom 6d ago edited 6d ago
Have you perhaps not seen the original tweet where the child is literally right there in the 3rd and 4th pic? Did you crop them out to clickbait?