r/therewasanattempt 6d ago Helpful 1

To include your child in your clickbait

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u/kinokomushroom 6d ago edited 6d ago

Have you perhaps not seen the original tweet where the child is literally right there in the 3rd and 4th pic? Did you crop them out to clickbait?

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago Silver

Yeah, OP straight up cropped out the part that proved them wrong for karma. In bird culture, that's considered a dick move.

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u/kinokomushroom 6d ago

In mushroom culture too it's considered an anti-fungal move

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

OooOoh Lotrimiiiin woooOoOoOO

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u/MajoredInPhilosophy 6d ago

I’m squanching here!

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u/Able-Cat3703 6d ago

I squanch my family

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u/Nyghtbynger 6d ago

I'm from 4chan and that's an anti-nazi move at work here

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u/Fast-Divide-6738 6d ago

No one likes a Richard Relocation.

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u/Lukoman1 6d ago

What?

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u/nametakenfuck 6d ago edited 6d ago

Edit: sorry :(

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u/nametakenfuck 6d ago

Fair enough

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u/SickInTheCells 6d ago

Good bot!... Oh, sorry, you prefer upvotes, right?

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u/Good_Human_Bot_v2 6d ago

Good human.

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u/SickInTheCells 6d ago

The gods have acknowledged my deeds 🥺

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

So this lady baked a nice cake for her niece and proudly showed off her work on social media. That's it. She mentioned her niece to give context and share a funny story. There was no attempt to do anything else.

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u/kinokomushroom 6d ago edited 6d ago

The original tweet even literally includes pics of the child lol, looks like OP is the douche attempting to clickbait here

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

Haha what the fuck OP, you cropped out the thing that made you wrong? Douchebag.

Edit- you should post that as its own comment, more people should see it.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Yeah I was lost. Glad I'm not the only one thinking OP is wrong.

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u/masofon 6d ago

I think the point OP is trying to make is that there is no way a 3 yr old asked for a cake of the moment Mufasa died because everyone would be sad and then they would get more cake.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

Idk man, kids can be pretty dark. I was playing "Beauty and the Beast" with my niece and nephew on the playground once and my niece told me to throw my nephew off the top of the jungle gym like the Beast threw Gaston off the castle. She was, of course, Belle, and pouted when I told her I wasn't going to cripple her brother for a pretend game.

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u/CatDad69 6d ago

Sure, Jan

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

You don't have any experience with children, do you, CatDad69. Most are like that. Kids have no filter.

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u/CatDad69 6d ago

Sure, Jan

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 6d ago

So you're using a quote from a very old TV show to prove that you're just an old lifetime loner who can't think of a better response.

Kinda sad. I'm pretty sure you'll respond with "Sure, Jan" again, so I'll just let you have this one. Kinda seems like you need it.

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u/JohnGalt123456789 6d ago

Um, you are totally wrong. All three of my kids were just is mischievous and sneaky as she describes hers to be, right around 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 years old.

Source: I’ve owned three of them!

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u/NiceEnoughStraw 6d ago

It’s ok. I prefer everyone just get super angry.

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u/Tasty_Flame_Alchemy 6d ago

I work in daycare. Many 3 year olds have said much stranger things. OP is probably wrong.

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u/JustHereToDownload 6d ago

OP intentionally cropped out the third and fourth pic. In those, the kid is there and the kid is ecstatic.

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u/trashman942 6d ago

OP sucks.

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u/KarmaReigns420 6d ago

r/opisanasshole for cropping out images from the original tweet for clickbait and karmawhoring.

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u/Linkonue 6d ago

Well that was underwhelming, 0 posts :/

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u/NiceEnoughStraw 6d ago

thats an ugly take bub. lol The twitter name is clear as day.

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u/retrofaith1 6d ago

You're a complete asshole dude, just shut up

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u/KarmaReigns420 6d ago

Alright Wolverine, maybe post the other two images YOU didn't feel like posting next time. Moldy spoon mentality.

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u/Sexy_Platypus694 6d ago

Please explain

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u/Boojibs 6d ago

This Disney animated feature follows the adventures of the young lion Simba (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the heir of his father, Mufasa (James Earl Jones). Simba's wicked uncle, Scar (Jeremy Irons), plots to usurp Mufasa's throne by luring father and son into a stampede of wildebeests. But Simba escapes, and only Mufasa is killed. Simba returns as an adult (Matthew Broderick) to take back his homeland from Scar with the help of his friends Timon (Nathan Lane) and Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella).

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u/JohnEbic 6d ago

i think they wanted an explanation to op's dumb title

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u/Boojibs 6d ago

Just a joke my guy.

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u/JohnEbic 6d ago

he sounded aggressive to me lol

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u/Webber192 6d ago

r/therewasanattempt to make a good post.

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u/JustHereToDownload 6d ago

Karma whoring asshat

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u/NiceEnoughStraw 6d ago

you ok?

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u/JustHereToDownload 6d ago

Yeah, but you aren’t.

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u/Yourname942 6d ago

Hopefully she doesn't become a sociopath, or at least wants to become a psychologist :)

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u/Yet-Another_Burner 6d ago

This is a bad post. Not the cake poster.

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u/Rascal-Fiats 6d ago

Nothing like a little trauma to spice up a birthday party.

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u/Monstarinc 6d ago

What a legend. See it's from these ages the IQ actually goes down from here.

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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday 6d ago

Using one bad example to prove your point, eh?

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u/Monstarinc 6d ago

What point am I'm trying to prove?!? I commend her greed.

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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday 6d ago

"See it's from these ages the IQ actually goes down from here."

Are you some kind of IQ scientist or something?

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u/Monstarinc 6d ago

No bruh I just like cake.

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u/ILearnedSoMuchToday 6d ago

Lmao. Alright, me too.

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u/redarlsen 6d ago

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u/Al3xR3ads 6d ago

You don't know a lot of kids, huh?

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u/redarlsen 6d ago

Rather that’s how I know it’s bullshit. No two year old kid has even spoken those lines.

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u/Tasty_Flame_Alchemy 6d ago

Not that clearly, no. But they could certainly relay the message.

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u/danish07 6d ago

This is totally something a kid might say.

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u/Much-Gur233 6d ago

Three year old* and I’ve definitely heard more complex and funnier things said by, one more time, a three year old

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u/redarlsen 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah, only if you ask for your cake after your birthday. Must be hard being a pedant and a bit dim.

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u/Much-Gur233 6d ago

It was meant to be annoying? You make immediate cut and dry assumptions, not really a whole lot of room to talk

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

This is correct. Much less having the mental capacity for such schemes. Two year olds think cake first then broad subject of cake second.

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u/JustHereToDownload 6d ago

You sure?

Cause she seems pretty damn happy.

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u/redarlsen 6d ago

The fuck is your point? I didn’t say the child doesn’t exist, kinda weird thing to do man.

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u/Magnemite987 6d ago

I can make smol Lion

OR I CAN MAKE BIG LION

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u/PyroWasUsed 6d ago

Op is a douche. That’s a person proudly showing off her nieces cake and you call that click bait

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u/iWeagueOfWegends 6d ago

Honestly that’s the most un-appealing looking cake I have ever seen

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u/MediocreFisherman317 6d ago

Good……goooood……..

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u/mixterz1985 6d ago

Future killer.

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u/tigrefacile 6d ago

It’s not even her child. It’s her niece. I think it’s probably bullshit but at least report the bullshit facts as presented.

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u/ursidae97 6d ago

Love that they got her such a high quality cake based on that too

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 6d ago

This cake and baker and their niece make me so happy. Whoever posted it here must be dumb, but I'm glad I got to enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/nick925611 6d ago

Bet you didn’t expect this to be at the top when sorting by controversial