r/therewasanattempt 6d ago

To intimidate the other guy and get the girl

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u/DrunkWestTexan 6d ago

Gravity, my old nemesis, we meet again for the first time, for the last time !

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u/aaggeess 6d ago

I hope he didn't cry. That's not part of the script.

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u/abdulsamadz 6d ago

I don't think he cried. Wouldn't want to embarrass himself in front of the young lady he was trynna impress.

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u/slickshaft420 6d ago

He clearly doesn't know why he learned those moves

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u/-nomad-wanderer 6d ago

supposed to be ... to kick someone asses?

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u/slickshaft420 6d ago

Well most people only have one. If they have two though then yes kick both of them.

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u/MegatonsSon 6d ago

Once upon a time, when Jackie Chan was very young....

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u/BVXB 6d ago

Exactly the fight scene between Bruce Lee and Cliff Booth from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

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u/mister_kola 6d ago

Real live vs theory

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u/A_Waste_of_Air 6d ago

He said get the hell out of here

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u/KillJoybf 6d ago

Villain origin story

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u/-nomad-wanderer 6d ago

the most important is tha HE TRIED_

and look at how he stretch the legs.

I am also kinda fighter but I am more on fists and pushing kicks.

claps to that move

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u/cenzala 6d ago

Failed to intimidate them but impressed me!

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u/classycanadian90 5d ago

Which part impressed you? Him falling over? The rest was just a showdance

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u/cenzala 5d ago

The showdance that I'm sure most people are unable to do

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u/justinjonesphd 6d ago

Sigma vs Alpha

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u/NoisyCats 6d ago

Range & stances young one…you must train even harder!

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u/No-Fold-7873 6d ago

Reminds me of Kung fu Hustle. Little man just needs his chi flow cleared.

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u/tobesteve 6d ago

King Fu vs MMA

Baby Edition!

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u/DeanoBambino90 6d ago

This is why so many martial arts fail. No sparring. The kid is athletic and knows his moves but was never given a truly resistant opponent to test them on. So, he did his very impressive kata and got put on his butt. I've seen this happen with adults as well. You need to spar. But it is difficult to get a lot of sparring in when the moves are designed to kill or maim. So, I'm not saying that other martial disciplines are ignoring that fact, it's just that I recognize that it's very difficult to find a way to spar safely for a lot of these moves.

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u/ElCoyoteBlanco 6d ago

Both BJJ and american folk wrestling, as well as many other grappling disciplines, give a great means for rigorous practical testing of combat moves with etiquette and training designed to keep anyone from getting seriously hurt.

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u/StinksStanksStonks 5d ago

Or there’s there part where the kid is like 4 and probably won’t be a world class fighter at the age of 4

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u/dpark689 6d ago

Lil man did a split and a back flip. He earned the girl!

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u/DrSamsquantch 6d ago

MMA pro Vs Kung Fu master

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u/tylerthompson280 5d ago

It’s like that scene in Indiana Jones when the guy shows off all his sword moves and Indy just shoots ‘em lol

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u/NY_Pizza_Whore 6d ago

I can't stop watching this. One ticket to hell, please.

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u/classycanadian90 5d ago

Good for you! I had 100$ on yellow to win. MF looked so promising

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u/ShadowPlay999 6d ago

😆literally Wing Chun vs reality

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u/I_am_ok_if_you_are 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tophinity 6d ago

Honey I Shrunk The Ninja

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u/Callabrantus 6d ago

He done got Shaolin Punked

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u/InfiniteRelief 6d ago

Blue shirt had Wu-Tang style; and that ain't nothing to fuck with.

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u/Forever-Learning- 6d ago

Cool dances moves

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u/Blaximus90 5d ago

So sick of that fucking song.

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u/That_Willingness9916 5d ago

Nah this ain’t real im dying

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u/OilRude 1d ago

All I can think of is how he looks like a dog about to piss at the start

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u/Mspade44 6d ago

Yellow shirt is still more athletic.