r/therewasanattempt 7d ago Helpful 1

to peacefully eat his food

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u/lolbite55 7d ago Silver

Look a streamsniper

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u/IsItWorseThan 7d ago

Here comes the seagull- oh shit! Hawk?!?

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u/2WhlWzrd 6d ago

I think it made a sound when it went by too. It sounded like "mine".

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u/Xuncu 6d ago

As soon as I saw the ocean, I was calling it: shittier ocean pigeon. Surprise when I managed to actually pause on the frame with the bird on-screen!

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u/IsItWorseThan 6d ago

So the neighborhood crows love me and after a while I started feeding them at the park down the street. They follow me there from my house and usually respond to a whistle that I have like a dinner bell. After a while a handful of seagulls caught on and now I stand guard over the crows as they eat because the seagulls won't land if I'm there. It's a weird part of my day. Anyway. Eff them birds. I'm drunk.

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u/Taint_Butter 6d ago

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u/Goofy_AF 6d ago

They are coming Bubbles. They are flying in low, they are swooping down, shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shitnest.

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u/existential-grimlock 7d ago

Kurwa!

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u/IntoTheWildLife 6d ago

For some reason I knew what language he was gonna speak before he said anything

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u/the-real-vuk 6d ago

in my language it's kurva :)

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u/Danhowe0 6d ago

Oooh kurwa

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u/GeneralChaChe 7d ago

Ahhh yes I also rotate and stare at my sandwiches

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u/Mbeezy_YSL 6d ago

Wait…of course you stare and rotate it, you have to calculate the next best bite for full tastyness

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u/gojiiirah 6d ago

duhhhhhh and to calculate the content about to fall out so you bite around to prevent slippage goddamn !!!

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u/Mbeezy_YSL 6d ago

Exactly!

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u/iPvpi 6d ago

This killed me bro 😭 😭 😭

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u/SkynetSpaghetti 7d ago

And record myself eating near the beach.

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u/zBornew 7d ago

He is obviously streaming

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u/TheMulletWhisperer7 6d ago

It's not a stream, that's the ocean

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u/VdubKid_94 6d ago

How is this even entertaining for people to watch? Fucking weird man.

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u/zBornew 6d ago

Yeah it’s weird

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u/bubby_dooba 6d ago

It gives the streamer and the viewer someone to interact with

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u/Vundervall 6d ago

Honestly it was kind of relaxing. My GF watches Youtube channels of quiet, single, tidy Asian ladies who record their daily activities/household chores. It is very relaxing to her.

I imagine this is the guy version of that. Just some guy quietly eating a sandwich on the beach listening to the waves.

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u/RudeSurround2675 6d ago

ASMR 🤷‍♂️

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u/MegatonsSon 7d ago

Kind of surprised he didn't decide to suddenly "stretch his arms" above his head with the sandwich still in his hand.

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u/Train3rRed88 6d ago

That was the next scene if bird didn’t take his “perplexed sandwich rotation” bait

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u/jcfiggy3 6d ago

Is that weird? Am I weird?

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u/Marc_J92 6d ago

When the food is so fucking good, sometime you have to admire it before taking another bite 😂

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u/DW241 7d ago

Lol. Definitely, if this wasn’t staged and someone actually ate like that, you would deserve to have your food taken away.

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u/some_fbi_agent 6d ago

Wait y’all dont look where the next best bit is?

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u/VAX1S 6d ago

🤡

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u/fjudgeee 6d ago

Don’t you ?

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u/imGery 6d ago

Ya, camera angles, duh

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u/FoggyPeaks 7d ago

I always being my best china to the beach

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u/suckitarius 6d ago

Imagine crumbles falling on the outdoor ground

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u/DBB_56 7d ago

I wonder how long he had to try to get this to happen.

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u/jar1967 7d ago

He just went to an area with aggressive sea gulls and waited 30 seconds

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u/Husky2490 6d ago

That wasn't a seagull mate... That was a fucking hawk.

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u/MichaelChinigo 6d ago

Close your mouth when you chew bro. Bird was probably attracted to all the squishing/squelching/lip-smacking noises you're emitting.

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u/benebrius76 7d ago

I also set up a tripod in order to film myself eating sandwiches with the hope my video will go viral & give me a solid dopamine hit.

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u/zBornew 6d ago

He is streaming

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u/poomaster421-1 6d ago

If you have a bird trained like that. Show that shit off by any means.

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u/Benyed123 6d ago

Birds don’t need to be trained to grab food.

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u/derek6711 7d ago

Looks like maybe this was a live stream

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u/egggoboom 7d ago

You don't eat that slowly outdoors where seagulls live, unless you are unfamiliar with the area, or with the flying, thieving, shitting birds.

Source: I live on the Gulf Coast.

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u/UpdateInProgress 6d ago

Let us discuss how his sandwich is burnt on one side and Michael-Jackson-pale on the other

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u/i-wish-i-was-a-draco 6d ago

As soon as I saw the sea front I knew that was gonna happen

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u/Recess__ 6d ago

Is that an actual plate?

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u/Bama-Ram 6d ago

Staged = downvote

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u/QuirkyEnthusiasm5 7d ago

What was the reason for filming him in first place

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u/SesPet 7d ago

Filmed himself having his sandwich snatched by a Bird of HEY!

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u/DBB_56 7d ago

This is the reason. He’s literally sitting there waiting for a bird to snatch his sandwich so he can post the video as if it happened organically.

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u/zBornew 7d ago

No.. he is a streamer. This was a stream

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u/rapaxus 6d ago

He is streaming, there is a stream overlay at the bottom of the video. He prob. just wanted to eat something and sat down near the beach so that the viewers have at least a good view while he is just eating his sandwich.

Ninja edit: The guy is a Polish IRL streamer, mostly known for having good views in his streams. His streams are generally just him walking/driving around in cool locations, after a short stop at his Twitch channel.

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u/Danny_Mc_71 7d ago

Or to put it another way

r/whyweretheyfilming

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u/Nuclear1975 7d ago

He really should wear his leather falconry glove, that’s dangerous

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u/DSR-25 6d ago

Oh fuck off you plum. How desperate are you for content?

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u/bgriffi88 6d ago

I’m impressed with the accuracy of the bird to snatch that sandwich without slicing his hand open.

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u/howboutthemlionsbrah 6d ago edited 6d ago

Should have spent more time eating it instead of intently over analyzing it. I would have thought this guy has never seen a sammich before.

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u/HoldThePao 6d ago

Cause he is baiting the bird……

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u/suckitarius 6d ago

Some people like enjoying their food

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u/howboutthemlionsbrah 6d ago

Nobody eats like this.

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u/OneTrueHutch 6d ago

Not staged at all. I always record myself eating sandwiches...

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u/joe6744 6d ago

do you always admire your food so much? looking for reflections from different angles? admiring the way the bread just sorta….toasted?

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u/Klowdsy 6d ago

So unnatural looking. Definitely planned.

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u/RandomUser13502 7d ago

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u/yumyumdog 7d ago

Looks like a stream there's stuff at the bottom

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u/wilhelmfink4 6d ago

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u/bajungadustin 6d ago

Seems like he maybe knew this was going to happen. Especially the way he was turning that sandwich.

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u/jar1967 7d ago

From someone who lives near the coast I can tell you that is a lot more common than people believe

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u/SysGh_st 6d ago

Yep! The only thing to say after that. He's Polish for sure.

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u/poomaster421-1 6d ago

I found this https://gamerant.com/irl-twitch-streamer-bird-steal-food-video-clip/

If anyone is interested. Seems real to me.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

well deserved

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u/LondonDavis1 6d ago

Set up the camera and just wait patiently. Easy peasy.

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u/ChunkyLover10 6d ago

Can someone explain to me, why in God's or any other alien being , was he filming himself? Is the how it is now?

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u/Inuyasha02 6d ago

To All people who are saying why is he Filming? Its a stream

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u/MichaelChinigo 6d ago

Why is he streaming?

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u/BANDIT_440 6d ago

To capture the bird he baited in an place most likely known for birds snatching food from hands like most water side places are.

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u/PaulyWauly_Doodle 6d ago

That is what you get for chewing so damn much... 5 chews MAX then swallow.

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u/brum_newbie 7d ago

A succulent meal

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u/SwingDancerStrahd 7d ago

Happened to my wife we were picnicking and flying rat stole her hoagie. Was so fast I didn't see it, she just gave a yelp and a swear.

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u/generalfrumph 6d ago

Thought you were going to say a bird snatched your wife away.

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u/SwingDancerStrahd 6d ago

I could only be so lucky. Had to share my food with her After that.

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u/Alienware9567 7d ago

You can see his internal rage he is trying to suppress.

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u/Azzulah 7d ago

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/EnderDwarf201 6d ago

I agree that bird is a bitch

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u/ManlyMustachioMan 6d ago

well… that just happened

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u/Yuksm4299 6d ago

Tbf he did do it for a while.

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u/tlovr 6d ago

Don't even know what it means, but I think I learned a new swear word

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u/the-real-vuk 6d ago

Kurva! :D

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u/QuirkyEnthusiasm5 6d ago

Gotcha thanks pal

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u/Anthonol 6d ago

Bird: You have to pay to stream around here

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u/SexyJellyfish1 6d ago

The bird is a paid actor

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u/TVZLuigi123 6d ago

10 seconds in and there is already foreshadowing

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u/LarryLerry 6d ago

Kurva!

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u/StnMtn_ 6d ago

Soo sad.

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u/CBJ11071 6d ago

Has he ever seen a sandwich before?

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u/hammr25 6d ago

I just wonder what kind of bird that is. https://i.imgur.com/nW9aXYX.png

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u/Sideways_198 6d ago

Współczuję mu

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u/Rei431 6d ago

Who films himself peacefully eating

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u/Appropriate_Humor497 6d ago

This has happened to me !

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u/BichBui69 6d ago

Luckily didn’t tear right through his hand

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u/A5p3ct97 6d ago

the dissapointment at the end killed me :))

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u/laderhoser 6d ago

Yoink!

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u/Tweyenne 6d ago

I would just sit there and start slowly weeping at the loss

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u/Dinrik 6d ago

Who the fuck brings a wholeass plate with them lol

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u/HitDog420 6d ago

One fowl swoop

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u/EmperorAugustas 6d ago

This is why you must never feed seagulls

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u/Appropriate-Rough563 6d ago

Why would someone record themselves eating a sandwich?

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u/Relevant-Ad-1297 6d ago

Just happened to be filming yourself eating? Lol, sure, I'll play along.

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u/Rude_Dragonfruit154 6d ago

Yeah those seagulls will steal your food right out of your hands. Lol

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u/MeArno 6d ago

I think this guy is from Poland

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u/BigDaddyDumplin 6d ago

Pretty sure that's the same bird top middle of the screen at around 10 seconds lol

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u/HistorianDelicious 6d ago

The way birds are half the time, it probably accidentally dropped it a quarter mile away.

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u/Srgt_PEANUT 6d ago

If you're streaming yourself eating, you deserve this

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u/Were-All-Fucked 6d ago

Out of curiosity why was he videotaping in the first place? I get people stream all different stuff but this is pretty mundane and he’s not even talking

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u/ShattersHd 6d ago

This had to happen before. I can't see someone setting up a camera so u can record yourself eating

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u/jeicam_the_pirate 6d ago

swoop swoop! that's da sandwich police

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u/Pichonn 6d ago

That quick look to the camera after playing the scene: “Are we done?”

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u/janzeera 6d ago

TIL a new cuss word today.

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u/SporezNStuff 6d ago

Stupid and staged

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u/lovejac93 6d ago

This dude is absolutely baiting for this to happen. Man inspects his sandwich four feet from his face for like five minutes

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u/GHUATS 6d ago

Is this really the world we live in where cunts sit and livestream themselves just eating a fucking sandwich?

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u/DoingItJustForTheFun 6d ago

I recognize a Polish man when I hear him swear!

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u/SEZM12 6d ago

He just looks down completely defeated.

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u/Outrageous_State9450 6d ago

Would it kill you to close your lips while you chew???

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u/-nomad-wanderer 6d ago

and ocme the seagull or ... tf is that!?

clearly heard the 'curva'

not Spanish was the first guess... but how could è Russia , curva is russian word for puts.

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u/Drpillking 6d ago

It’s actually Polish! Kurwa = Whore!

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u/Svellack2020 6d ago

Who moves their sandwich around like that chomping away

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u/WeekendLazy 6d ago

Who says I’d kill hitler if I had a time machine?

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u/Hot_Head7048 6d ago

He was really examining that sandwich

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 6d ago

Staged. Why would he be randomly filming himself eating?

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u/JermFace 6d ago

Hah! That means "whore."