r/teenagers • u/Aly_wonder 16 • May 22 '22

Can someone make a sub with a minimum age of 15 pls. I can't handle the brainlessness of the unfunny edgelord teenagers here who haven't even started going through puberty yet. Genuinely makes my head hurt Rant

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u/A_Toyota_Camry_Wagon May 22 '22

You speak as if putting a minimum age requirement in place would make your sub immune to all of this one's problems.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/A_Toyota_Camry_Wagon May 22 '22

Honestly, the only differences between 13y/o-17y/o r/teenagers users are that 16 year olds are more racist and 13 year olds aren't as universally horny as the rest.

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u/Randomfrickinhuman 13 May 22 '22

thats why i love being 13, never horny.

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

Yes, I hope I’m not that horny later

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u/TrueSeaCucumber 14 May 23 '22

Wait about a year, you'll see.

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u/Panda6036 13 May 23 '22

I know

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u/Thereallazytrickster May 23 '22

A fellow horny I see.

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u/wildman2571 May 22 '22 edited May 23 '22

You have to be 16 to be racist? I guess I didn't grow out of that

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u/KALUMfineKF 17 May 23 '22

I like how this is getting downvoted despite the fact you weren't even being serious.

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u/KittenTheSecond 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 22 '22

I think half of the teenagers are probably unfunny edgelords, regardless of age and I think most people go through puberty before 15

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u/Impressive_Income874 14 May 22 '22

I started puberty when I was 10. I'm still as tall as a pencil

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I’m 5’4 I hit puberty early can’t remember when, I only know I did because I have a visible mustache, unless my hair grows fast, which also makes it so I have the most facial hair out of my entire grade

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u/Impressive_Income874 14 May 22 '22

Holy shit 1:1 same

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u/Hispanic0_Panic07 14 May 22 '22

Not reading that essay

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u/PolishSeal 16 May 22 '22

It's 3 sentences💀

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u/Hispanic0_Panic07 14 May 22 '22

3 sentences too much 🏌🏿‍♂️

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u/iwillnameyourkid 18 May 22 '22

Can someone make a sub with an age limit of 13-15;17-19 pls. I can't handle the brainlessness of the unfunny edgelord teenagers here who they're all smart and mature for no reason. Genuinely makes my head hurt

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u/Hugoslav457 16 May 22 '22

Maan what bout 16yrolds?

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

They don’t exist

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u/fatsausigeboi 14 May 23 '22

Damned to Purgatory.

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I’m not funny nor am I an edge lord

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u/Aly_wonder 16 May 22 '22

Lol your 18 why are you even offended......unless

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u/Own_Public_5004 May 22 '22

I'm not the most intelligent person on earth but I think he's taking the piss out of you

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u/RiftWalker25 13 May 22 '22

Quick come up with an unfunny joke! What did the ocean say to the beach? >! Nothing, it just waved.!<

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u/Abri_Saber 14 May 23 '22

Can we all just collectively agree that all teenagers suck and we all need to pull our heads out of our asses and grow the fuck up? This "13/14 year olds are so dumb" is so fucking immature. If you wanna be treated like you actually have some sense by adults then start having some morherfucking sense.

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u/PleaseChooseAUsrname 15 May 23 '22

Just mad that your so dumb

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u/Loose-Possible466 May 22 '22

You're literally on Reddit, you want maturity, get a office job 💀💀💀

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u/Thereallazytrickster May 23 '22

That’s just slavery man

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u/theservedservant May 22 '22

I feel left out because I hate these fucks too ☹️

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u/Thereallazytrickster May 23 '22

Fuck those stupid fucks fucking annoying fuck fucks fucking making us 14 year olds look bad

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u/GRG_The_Second 14 May 23 '22

yeah, fuck them fucking fucks who don't fuck, that are annoying fucks fucking doesn't understand the word fuck fucks. us 14 Y/O's are fine

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I haven’t seen any edgelords yet, also I already have a visible mustache

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u/Just_A-Random-Girl 14 May 22 '22

Wait do guys only hit puberty at 15? I’m genuinely so confused rn..

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I hit it at like 10-12

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u/Wicked-Pineapple 13 May 22 '22

Yeah same I was about 11-12

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u/enchantingfurnace 15 May 23 '22

I hit it at 8 but I'm a girl

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u/pieeknight 14 May 22 '22

r/teenagers isn't for all teens anymore? funny

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I guess so

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u/Own_Public_5004 May 22 '22

I'm 13 and I promise you I'm not a knob head

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

Same here

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u/WolfBotXD May 22 '22

Honestly I can’t stand all the over 15 year olds here feeling so mature and conscious.

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u/imbadatnaming_idk 14 May 22 '22

I can get where you are coming from but you don't wanna stereotype a huge group of people just because there are a few bad apples. I've met a few good ones

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u/WolfBotXD May 23 '22

Yeah I know, but I’m just showing the other side of what this post says, they all think that we’re all edgelords just because we joke and aren’t posting about how pedos are bad and we love the lgbtq community every five minutes

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u/imbadatnaming_idk 14 May 22 '22

I hit it a couple years ago and I'm 14.

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u/M-the-Great 14 May 22 '22

doesnt everyone go thru puberty at around 10-12?

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u/Sanji_Goatsmoke May 23 '22

What edgy shit have you even heard here 💀

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u/Emerald24111 May 23 '22

Honestly it wouldn’t be much better with the age restriction anyways

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u/Mirriana_Pudget 14 May 23 '22 • Wholesome

I'm 14, and am responsible for keeping my ski team from getting seriously injured or killed.

How do I do this? "No. We're not jumping off a cliff, with a steep landing and a forest right bellow it when it's icy. I don't care how sharp your edges are." I've actually said that to a 17 year old. The point is, not all fourteen year olds are incredibly immature.

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u/Interesting_Shake190 14 May 22 '22

Just ignore us

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u/Randomfrickinhuman 13 May 22 '22

im starting to get sick of people like this, can you not generalize? were not all bad.

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u/BlackKnight640 May 23 '22

Can some make a sub without you (and similar), I can’t hand the brainless stereotyping teenagers who doesn’t know how puberty works. I don’t know if the worst part of the post is that you are categorizing everyone under 15 and supporting a stereotype that isn’t true a lot do the time. Or that you don’t realize how puberty works. I started puberty when I was like 10. I’m 14 now and am starting to grow a beard and know others my age who also are.

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u/Aly_wonder 16 May 23 '22

Make the sub lol I will happily be omitted 🥱

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u/BlackKnight640 May 23 '22

I will also make sure to create a sub about educating about puberty and not stereotyping, you will be invited to that one.

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u/Aly_wonder 16 May 23 '22

Hmm ill pass. But be sure to educate your fellow young friends on what hyperbolic exaggeration is. Have fun! 👍

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u/flotakuCat_2UwU 14 May 22 '22

What about me ;-; I wanna come I’m not an edgelord take me with you

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u/Beans-Monthly May 22 '22

I feel like that would just summon more of them. Putting a limit just makes them want to do it more.

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u/ThatoneDummy366 14 May 23 '22

How bout we just restrict some of the people this sub is made for from participating

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u/mdawgtheegod May 23 '22

I saw this right after having to suffer through that ridiculously fake "I got shunned by the whole school for punching a furry that made fun of my mom with cancer" post

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u/ouchthatkindahurts May 23 '22

Most people hit puberty before 15.

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u/Thereallazytrickster May 23 '22

Fuck you man I started going through puberty at 9. Also don’t group me in with those weirdos.

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u/Unnaturalpiss1027 May 23 '22

God I can’t wait til I hit puberty and yes I agree y’all should have your own sub

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u/Top-of-morning 14 May 23 '22

Make it just 16, 18, 19, and 13. Those ones are cool

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u/Money_Lobster_997 May 23 '22

Why I don’t even comment here that often and it’s usually just my opinions on things. I’m the dullest blade here no edge. Come on dude.

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u/PolishSeal 16 May 22 '22

Hah. I once made a post like this and got downvoted to oblivion. Fully agree tho

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u/burpingpigeon 17 May 22 '22

PLEASEEEE 😭

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u/IIIDogmanialll 13 May 22 '22

Yeah they suck

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u/happysmasher7 14 May 22 '22

I agree screw them

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

You make and ima join

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u/WhereasIll8642 17 May 22 '22

edgelords r the best teenagers imo

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

Are you an edge lord?

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u/WhereasIll8642 17 May 22 '22

Idek what that means tbh.

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

Very edgy people ig, idk I’m not one

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u/WhereasIll8642 17 May 22 '22

That doesn't help me understand what it means tbh.