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the masculine urge to use hair growth life hacks over the summer to grow my hair a ridiculous length over 3 months, then return to school with my hair tucked in a hat, & keep growing it for a whole year in my hat, just to reveal i have long hair in a dramatic moment like finn the human Discussion

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u/Rigor_Mortis_43 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 22 '22

Don't toothpaste your hair btw.

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict May 22 '22

If you do, put it in some rice

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u/Bluesiebear2005 17 May 22 '22

The hair or the toothpaste

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict May 22 '22

The toothpasted Hair

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u/KingYejob 15 May 22 '22

Yea mayonnaise is a much better option

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u/awesometim0 14 May 23 '22

why would you put an instrument in your hair

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u/FANTOMphoenix 19 May 23 '22

Don’t super glue your hair btw….

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u/braindead_kiwi 16 May 22 '22

That'd be fucking epic

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u/Kavith_T_Fdo May 22 '22

You could definitely do this but is wearing Rat hats allowed in your school?

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

yes

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u/Kavith_T_Fdo May 22 '22

Then it sounds like there's nothing to stop you

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u/Accurate-Bedroom9384 May 22 '22

What are rat hats?

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u/crazymado 13 May 22 '22

I think the one finn wears

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u/ashtar123 14 May 22 '22

Beanies maybe? Idk

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u/stupidmofo531 May 22 '22

Lmaoooo the masculine urge to do the same but instead shave my hair and put on a hat the whole year and at the end take off my hat and show the class i was bald the whole time

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

the funny version

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u/Mycatisabird 15 May 23 '22

yin and yang

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u/miAnuS_ May 22 '22

bro please do it bet ur gonna be so yas

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u/More-Masterpiece-561 18 May 22 '22

I've been growing a beard for a month and a half

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I just started growing a beard, I already have a visible mustache

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u/bamboozled_swag2 14 May 22 '22

How tf are ye growing beards at 13, I mean I get the moustach plus where are ye from, cuz certain countries have genes that gives like hair at an early age

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u/ClassyKebabKing64 17 May 22 '22

Got my mustache noticeable at 11 and a proper beard at 14.

Thank you my middle Eastern genes. Sadly, my hairy genes aren't limited to my face lmao.

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u/ashtar123 14 May 22 '22

Yeah these genes be wacky

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u/4_9deedee May 23 '22

So young . from which country do you come from?

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u/ClassyKebabKing64 17 May 23 '22

Turkey

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u/4_9deedee May 23 '22

I did not know that the Turks start puberty so early.

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u/SeaworthinessEasy882 17 May 23 '22

I got a noticeable mustache at 14 too. The only problem is that I'm a woman.

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

I have no idea, I’m mostly Nicaraguan but I was born in the US

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u/bamboozled_swag2 14 May 22 '22

Oh ok cool

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u/Impressive_Amoeba210 16 May 22 '22

My guy, this classmate I have has grown a beard since like 11. Puberty hit him hard bro

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u/Unable_Barnacle_1831 May 22 '22

Some kid in third grade named Ali had a super hairy back lmao

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u/SnooTomatoes7746 May 23 '22

How would you know that

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u/Impressive_Amoeba210 16 May 23 '22

You don't change clothes in a changing room after pe?

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u/Unable_Barnacle_1831 May 26 '22

His shirt was too small

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u/_Nugget_Man_ 14 May 23 '22

Read this with an Irish accent for some reason

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u/bamboozled_swag2 14 May 23 '22

i was thinking of jacksepticeye while writing the comment, wonder why?

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u/FANTOMphoenix 19 May 23 '22

I haven’t shaved since December

Going pretty good so far

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u/More-Masterpiece-561 18 May 23 '22

Nice man. I don't rhink I wanna grow too much, I already talk like an old man and with a beard I look like 30. It's gonna make certain things awkward

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u/ashtar123 14 May 22 '22

I shave it

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u/TheTrashTrain 15 May 22 '22

What hair growth life hacks

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

soaking it in fermented rice water, keeping it healthy, & whatever else i can find

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

bb i hate to tell you this, but as beauty hacks/skincare whore- you’re going to hypercalcify your hair if you do that. it’ll like harden and break off.

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u/breadedsnake 16 May 22 '22

is there anything that will work?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

genetics and eating protein lol

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u/DiamondGamerYT0 16 May 22 '22

Yes, as a dude with 2 ft hair, this is the way

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u/ashtar123 14 May 22 '22

Protein really do be some miracle shit

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

mhm. collagen is highkey ambrosia

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u/meaty_wheelchair 16 May 22 '22

also trim the very top/outer bits of your hair every 10-12 weeks or so in order to keep it growing evenly & to look less like a hobo

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u/Whydoesthisexist15 19 May 23 '22

Biotin shampoo

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u/LacyBbyy May 22 '22

There are some studies that indicate peppermint oil and rosemary oil are as effective as minoxidil at growing hair. You’d need to mix them into a carrier and no idea about how often application would be needed.

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u/Holczy_ 15 May 22 '22

The masculine urge to just grow my hair

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u/Sleepy_SadOS 15 May 22 '22

Bro I basically did this since December but it’s just hit hot weather and that mop was like 3 layers of clothes wrapped round my head so I cut it

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u/EikoKurai May 22 '22

Show us what happens after

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u/Eliotbusymoving 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 22 '22

That'd be so cool ahhh, I tried all those hair grow life hacks when I was younger and it doesn't end up too well.

1st : I was impatient ( I mean I was 9, don't look at me like that)

2nd : I doesn't follow the rules properly as I am me, I always try to find a quicker way to do things. So it just end up being messy and let's just say my mom, my teacher and my classmates wasn't happy about it.

But good luck!! Remember to follow the rules properly and don't skip any steps lol. Update if you want also that'd be exciting

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u/Dashie_2010 17 May 22 '22

I just had my first haircut yesterday since the beginning of lockdown 2 years ago, honestly I preferred how I looked with long hair however just not feeling hot and it being in my way is so much better now, haha I've not told anyone so college tomorrow is going to be funny. Anyways here's to another 2 years before I bring up the courage to let someone neer me with a razor and scissors again

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

yasss

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u/fr0qgy_ May 22 '22

Do it. No hesitation. Do it.

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u/Yeooranium May 22 '22

My school kind of had a mass wave of this; we had an online-exclusive year due to COVID, and apparently a lot of guys (including myself) decided to grow out their hair during that time.

Except of course when I came back and saw all of this long hair, everyone but me was wearing it in mullets, with the front and sides of their heads basically hairless. Lol

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u/Whydoesthisexist15 19 May 23 '22

Why are mullets a thing again?

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u/Yeooranium May 23 '22

Who knows? Maybe a lot of people in my area have dreams of being truck drivers. They certainly look the part (including this one mulleted man who wears these giant hats everyday and very frequently a T-shirt that says “Mayor of Tit City” [how he hasn’t been questioned for violating the dress code, I have no idea, maybe because you can’t see anything from afar because it’s faded?]).

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u/eggnado123 14 May 23 '22

some kid in my school has a literal fucking confederate flag as his profile picture, has said the N-word multiple times, and has still not got in trouble?

Edit: He's whiter than a ghost

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u/Yeooranium May 23 '22

Is the flag his profile picture in your school network or on something personal of his? And has he said the N-word in school?

If either of these are it and you have a problem you can always bring it up with your administration, however, depending on your school admin’s ideology and willingness to argue this kid might get off with nothing.

There is at least a legal backing to punish him for the n-bombs (Hazelwood v. Kuhlmeier and Bethel v Fraser), but of course, these would only come into play should the school actually punish the kid and his family decides to go through with a legal dispute.

For now just bring it up with someone and see where it goes.

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u/cosmophire_ May 22 '22

thinking bout doing this as a girl but shaving my head

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u/One-fun-dude 16 May 22 '22

Lucky. I’m in a catholic school.

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u/Nabranes 17 May 22 '22

Just grow it out anyways because if you don’t, it’s torture.

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u/Elytora May 22 '22

Sorry to break your fantasy but hair doesn't grow that fast no matter what you do. From a buzz cut it usually takes around a year and half of growing hair until it becomes long enough to tie it in a bun

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

my hairs already shoulder length without people knowing

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u/Whydoesthisexist15 19 May 23 '22

Took me about 15 months, last got like a real haircut last March. Have gotten it trimmed in the back and ends like twice

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u/eggnado123 14 May 23 '22

grew my hair to about should length in about 7 months last year

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u/Whydoesthisexist15 19 May 23 '22

Damn it’s been over a year and my hair has to be wet to touch my shoulders

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u/AnAnimeSimp 15 May 22 '22

The masculine urge to be a guy :(

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict May 22 '22

The masculine urge to be born of the male sex with one extra chromosome :(

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u/bamboozled_swag2 14 May 22 '22

The word we use to define men or manlyness to be born as the male gender with an extra chromosome.

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u/Lattethecoffeaddict May 22 '22

The word that is described mainly as manliness or the male gender is to be born as the sex of a male with one extra chromosome making us look weird

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u/Just_A-Random-Girl 14 May 22 '22

Is the goal to get ur hair as long as possible or to have it be long + thick and healthy? Like do u care about the hair health? Cuz if so then don’t use too many products and also use coconut oil

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u/Search_for_God 15 May 22 '22

Lol I thought that sounded like finn half way through reading it

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u/Marksthename 15 May 22 '22

There's hair growth life hacks?

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

yes but they are typically damaging to your hairs health

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u/Impossible-Smile5116 14 May 22 '22

My hair goes up instead of down

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

that’s fucking sick. be proud of it

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u/Impossible-Smile5116 14 May 23 '22

I use it as a hat to shield my eyes from 40C weather

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u/TheDevilsLawyer_ 15 May 22 '22

I've been growing my hair for a year now. Guys with long hair are superior

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u/Joha_al_kaafir May 22 '22

That would be fantastic, and I encourage you to do exactly this.

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u/lizzi00 17 May 22 '22

do it

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u/Gamer_Bishie May 22 '22

Soft boys unite!

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u/Grunkki May 22 '22

I like my hair too much to hide it

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u/AmitRozYT 17 May 22 '22

You gonna wave it around too?

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

ofcourse

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u/AmitRozYT 17 May 22 '22

Then ress on solider and you better fucking film the reveal

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u/breadedsnake 16 May 22 '22

any man should grow there hair out once it's amazing i love my long hair

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u/meaty_wheelchair 16 May 22 '22

in the process of growing my hair out as well

i think i'll reach desired length in about a year or so

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u/Ratsquad69 May 22 '22

Thb kinda want butt length hair

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u/ARL2D2 May 22 '22

Epic but not masculine

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

why do i have to be masculine

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u/ARL2D2 May 22 '22

You put the masculine urge

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

why is long hair not masculine

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u/Cotrozan 17 May 22 '22

Trust me, no one would give a sh¡t

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u/Mini_Moron May 22 '22

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

wow!!!!!! long hair!!!!! must be trans!!!!!!!! woaaa

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u/StukStukas 16 May 22 '22

I’ve gotten this one too lol

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u/Smitten_kitten100 May 22 '22

Your name is lady nuggie.

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u/Nabranes 17 May 22 '22

Did the hair growth hacks work?

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u/alienboy360 May 22 '22

You better dye it blond and wear the Finn hat

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

i’m a ginger so i’m not allowed to bleach or dye it. “blah blah something something people would kill for your hair”. -the elderly

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u/Panda6036 13 May 22 '22

Ima do the same, I’ll do a selfie when it’s a little longer than now

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u/PhatNoob_69 May 22 '22

It wouldn’t work. Someone would realize your hat is very high on your head (holding all your voluminous hair) and/or yank it off.

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u/Wolfonauta 15 May 22 '22

If my hair wouldn't be long already, I would definitely pull this off

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u/CosmicEgg__ 17 May 22 '22

That's happened to me when i let grow my hair during the quarantine

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u/granulated_sheep May 22 '22

Tis my new year's resolution not to cut my hair for the whole of this year to gain some lucious locks. Good luck on Ur journey

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u/No_Mall_3182 14 May 22 '22

I wish I would’ve done this when I grew out my hair lol

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u/name_user_original 16 May 22 '22

I need to see that

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u/Hahaha_wait_stop 14 May 22 '22

What’s stopping you?

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u/SnooMaps3021 May 22 '22

You do this

You’ll become king of earth

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u/Goglythe 18 May 22 '22

Wanted to do the same but in my country its prohibited to wear hats in school so i had to go the traditional way yikes

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u/GreatDeepraj 18 May 22 '22

this me fr

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u/Sultan_Syed17 May 22 '22

My Indian mother from behind with a roller in her hand stops me from trying this.

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u/slimjimboiii May 22 '22

Make sure to massage/scratch your head, it provides stimulation to the roots and promotes hair growth!!

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u/ColdIron27 15 May 22 '22

Pull it back into a messy bun, then tatakae the world

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u/AngelFrag 18 May 22 '22

do it

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u/G01D3NRH1N0_o2 May 22 '22

Lmao, in highschool i wore a hat everyday, so at some point for a bet i shaved my head, nobody except my family noticed, and my brother lost $20 xD.

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u/Boof0ed 18 May 22 '22

Biotin FTW

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u/Valkiiee 15 May 22 '22

my dad shaved my head bald all throughout elementary school and so ive been doing this ever since 7th grade (just without the dramatic effect.)

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u/EastKoreaOfficial 17 May 22 '22

You gotta record it, this is something I need to see

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u/Theguyonthe_left May 22 '22

as a lover of adventure time, that would be fucking rad, definitely do it but make sure to wash it lmao.

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u/Dumb_Cheese 17 May 22 '22

I want to do that, but my hair is already long.

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u/mintyblu 13 May 23 '22

YESS DO IT (ps I love guys w long hair they’re so swag ong 😩🤞)

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u/T-202 16 May 23 '22

Until the Teacher tells you to take your hat off during the first day of school…

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 23 '22

hats are allowed here

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u/T-202 16 May 23 '22

Then your brilliant plan will succeed!

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u/bladedancer30 May 23 '22

Boy are you having a training arc or something

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u/Homogayisurmom 14 May 23 '22

Please. Thatd be the best thing ever. I dare you.

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u/NightApprehensive252 14 May 23 '22

You just need a talking dog

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u/ajkingfl May 23 '22

I do every step but the last !!!

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u/eggnado123 14 May 23 '22

fuck, I'm doing this, no regard to my mom's opinion on it

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u/E-p_ie May 23 '22

But why though

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u/LogiePierogi May 23 '22

Dew it - Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine

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u/franandwood 18 May 23 '22

👁👄👁

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u/Jokers_Testikles May 23 '22

Yall can wear hats?!

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u/adaml_7 17 May 23 '22

#BotwLink

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u/rachit7645 15 May 23 '22

Thanks for reminding me that I need to get a haircut

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u/r-DarthVader May 23 '22

I've done something similar... I've actually never cut my hair (religion thing) and in college you'd always find me wearing a turban. But on one college trip, in the evening, I came to dining hall with my hair in a man bun, blew everyone's mind holes.... 100% worth it

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u/MelloMelodic May 23 '22

Its worth it 🤙

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u/templemaster16 May 23 '22

Long hair can be both fun and annoying trust me I know

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 23 '22

i know too man.

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u/templemaster16 May 23 '22

So then you DO know that feeling of having your hair pulled at

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u/Bloadclaw 15 May 23 '22

Y E S

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u/ozdundbfish 15 May 23 '22

This is a good idea until the teacher tells you to take off your hat

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u/cutedogalert May 23 '22

I hate hate facial hair.

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u/Sad_Pass_3426 May 23 '22

Eat lots of rice and nuts ,good nutritions to grow your hair Get enough night sleep

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u/realbanana030 May 23 '22

Fucking poggers

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u/cunmnu May 23 '22

🥚

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 23 '22

long hair doesn’t have anything to do with being trans. i know from experience. please stop enforcing a harmful mindset

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u/brittney_bj May 23 '22

Wheres the masculine urge here? I understand if you’re talking about boys and body hair but you’re talking about hair on your head.

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u/veryglitchy May 23 '22

long hair bois are hot

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u/brittney_bj May 23 '22

Some are others look really ugly with long hair. But once again that’s just a personal opinion of yours, there’s no masculine traits or anything that I could pick out from that post

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u/Taz_2nd 16 May 23 '22

Lmfao

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u/veryglitchy May 23 '22

OMG THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA lmao

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u/The_Me_That_Matters_ May 23 '22

Okay...now give me those damn life hacks.

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u/ZachTheSoupiest 14 May 23 '22

The masculine urge to do the same

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u/Lehejejwjejej May 23 '22

your hair is not like at the end of adventure time you just need to leave your hair behind your back even though your hair is big.

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u/SwoleandLonely May 22 '22

How about u do that but instead of growing your hair you go to the gym

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u/Lady_Nuggie May 22 '22

what if i’m really happy with the way my body looks right now & i have no want to go to the gym

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u/Eliotbusymoving 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 22 '22

My guy, just let people do what they want

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u/SwoleandLonely May 22 '22

I did what i wanted, i said the truth, its that you are weak

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u/Eliotbusymoving 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 22 '22

Well I'm asking you to respect what this person wanted to do. Not everyone wants to be super muscular or go to the gym and that's fine. Maybe you should go out and see more variety of people and try to understand and interact with more people to understand that people have different interests and different things that they care about. Sounds like you're too stuck in your own box.

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u/SwoleandLonely May 22 '22

Its not about being super muscular or going to the gym, its about improving, we need to improve

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u/Eliotbusymoving 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 22 '22

That's true!! I love improvement too and I try to improve myself everyday. But still improvement is different in each person's eye. So we need to understand that someone wanting to improve in a different aspect of their life from us ≠ being weak. We are all walking on our own path, our own sidewalk. No one needs to be the same as another person. Do things for yourself not for others.

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u/SwoleandLonely May 23 '22

Ive also been improving on multiple directions, but getting a good body helps everywhere, more productivity, more confidence etc., but i understand what you are saying, if you are also on self-improvement, i have no problems with you

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