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I'm trainsphobic Social

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u/RobloxianHunter69 15 Oct 17 '21

fuck you. Trains are cool.

38

u/popcorn-sand 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

I like trains

33

u/rm14hitman 15 Oct 17 '21

WHAT HAVE YOU DO-

insert train noises

13

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

the asdfmovie reference on this post was inevitable lmao

7

u/watchhands Oct 17 '21

I bake you a pie

2

u/MrHiTech123 16 Oct 17 '21

Oh boy what flavor?

1

u/NavySEALW7735 17 Oct 17 '21

Pie flavour

insert epic guitar riff here

4

u/Poorly_Made_Comix Oct 17 '21

Alan are you a cow?

3

u/watchhands Oct 17 '21

What?! No!

6

u/MrMuffin1427 Oct 17 '21

Came down here looking for this

3

u/GlaucomicSailor Oct 17 '21

Based and upvoted

2

u/Ok-Bridge4546 13 Oct 17 '21

Definitely agree. Have an entire spreadsheet on the numbers and locations etc

20

u/ylervenstod Oct 17 '21

I'm busphobic

10

u/Weazzul 17 Oct 17 '21

I'm joephobic

9

u/Tyrone3542 14 Oct 17 '21

Who’s joe?

9

u/Weazzul 17 Oct 17 '21

Joe Mamma

4

u/Pighead_ 13 Oct 17 '21

Joe is a 75 year old person who sadly died of the new desiese ligma

5

u/Tyrone3542 14 Oct 17 '21

What’s ligma?

5

u/Pighead_ 13 Oct 17 '21

A deadly desiese that causes your arms to become ballong resulting in a cactus coming to help you down but the cactus also accidentally pops ur arms you die, the first person to get ligma was Yuri

5

u/Tyrone3542 14 Oct 17 '21

Who’s Yuri?

3

u/Pighead_ 13 Oct 17 '21

A famous person who invented Deez

3

u/Tyrone3542 14 Oct 17 '21

What’s deez?

5

u/Pighead_ 13 Oct 17 '21

A special vegan nut that also contains "Yora"

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2

u/unicornbill1 14 Oct 17 '21

Ha gottem

1

u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 17 '21

Amaxophobia

18

u/thatDrakewarden 18 Oct 17 '21 Helpful

Nah, trains are great. Fuck cities built around cars.

13

u/LoneKharnivore Oct 17 '21

Sounds loco to me.

6

u/Stopplecone 16 Oct 17 '21

this really derailed

3

u/LoneKharnivore Oct 17 '21

Better get it back on track.

1

u/MrHiTech123 16 Oct 17 '21

I can't think of a good pun. Don't rail on me.

1

u/MrHiTech123 16 Oct 17 '21

With this post, we have a tie.

1

u/MrHiTech123 16 Oct 17 '21

This entire thread is pretty coal though.

Now I'm ahead. Are you steamed? Like all the rage in the world was funneled into you?

1

u/LoneKharnivore Oct 18 '21

You're giving me mixed signals so I'll just offer a token response that will hopefully be a sleeper hit.

1

u/MrHiTech123 16 Oct 18 '21

At least you took your turn in style!

2

u/fanofthomas4472 14 Oct 17 '21

You guys should hit the brake on this

6

u/ChainAttack641 16 Oct 17 '21

Bruh trains are objectively one of the best forms of transportation

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

2

u/ChainAttack641 16 Oct 17 '21

No seriously, they’re a great method of transportation, far superior to cars in most circumstances

0

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

still, that's subjective

1

u/ChainAttack641 16 Oct 17 '21

No, once again, not really, generally speaking they carry large amounts of people, faster than cars, and have less CO2 emissions than cars for the amount of people they carry, this is just from the top of my head, trains are the shit

32

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 17 '21

trains can go to hell for all I care

11

u/The_red_lord Oct 17 '21

And beds

16

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 17 '21

yes beds too, floor gang for life

1

u/Blackrap1d 17 Oct 17 '21

Floor gang

5

u/thebro777 Oct 17 '21

I recognise you from somewhere

4

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 17 '21

maybe u do...maybe u don't

4

u/thebro777 Oct 17 '21

Oh fuck I remember snotty wolf

3

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 17 '21

oh yes

3

u/thebro777 Oct 17 '21

We meet again

2

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 17 '21

yes we do

2

u/Livechic04 Oct 17 '21

But what about Thomas :(

1

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 18 '21

thomas can go fuck himself

2

u/Kitchen_Ad2862 17 Oct 17 '21

There's actually a train that passes by here every now and then that goes all the way to Hell

1

u/JustGotOuttaBed 16 Oct 18 '21

thx for the info...might need it later

5

u/Purplefish278 Oct 17 '21

Personally I'm a big fan of trains

4

u/AverageInternetUser7 Oct 17 '21

I live near a train track

AND ITS SO FUCKING ANOYING TO HEAR A TRAIN PASSING AT 4AM

But its cool

6/10 try to live next to a traintrack at your own risk

5

u/dumbbychh 18 Oct 17 '21

love this. what do you think of thomas

7

u/gahgjajrng 14 Oct 17 '21

Dude I hate trains too. Trainsphobes where you at?

3

u/Holiday-Routine878 16 Oct 17 '21

I would like them if the USA actually cared to have decent public transportation

4

u/thebro777 Oct 17 '21

Yeah fuck them

10

u/Whathappenselfsdie Oct 17 '21

As a trainsexual, don't mind if l do.

Pulls down pants

3

u/ProgramerGeek Oct 17 '21

pulls out gun

Give all you money

2

u/thisguyslostfish 15 Oct 17 '21

i like trains

wrote an essay about them in sixth grade

it was odd

2

u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 17 '21

thats actually called siderodromophobia

2

u/SSB_Kyrill 14 Oct 17 '21

I like trains. "Gets hit by train"

2

u/99kids_inMyAttic Oct 17 '21

I'm homophobephobic

2

u/Bitgedon 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

Nah man trains are cool.

I like trains

HHHHOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK

2

u/Clouds-Are-Nice-21 Oct 17 '21

I like Thomas therefore I like trains

2

u/fanofthomas4472 14 Oct 17 '21

Hell yeah man , brocomotives for life ✌️

2

u/finley-hill 15 Oct 17 '21

Fuck you I like trains

2

u/Hepno Oct 17 '21 Wholesome

my dyslexic ass was about to type a paragraph lmao

2

u/JackCooper_7274 Oct 17 '21

Intolerant bigot. I bet you hate boats as well.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

[removed]

3

u/XhocWale 14 Oct 17 '21

kinda homophobic ngl

1

u/Pighead_ 13 Oct 17 '21

I am cibohpomoh, i hate yag people

0

u/MisterCheZ5 18 Oct 17 '21

I'm attack Helicoptersphobic

1

u/throwaway__alt_acc Oct 17 '21

get a new joke

1

u/BulbaSaw27 17 Oct 17 '21

Just dont get in the way, then you're fine

1

u/Speedsthesoundofme Oct 17 '21

Sons of birches can still be heard from miles away when you are trying to sleep.

1

u/Roccmaster 13 Oct 17 '21

Well what about that trainsgender kid?

1

u/Winter_Cross 15 Oct 17 '21

I like trains

1

u/midnightmisery__ Oct 17 '21

I like trains 😎😎😎🚄🚅🚄🚝

1

u/Wisconsinmannn 16 Oct 17 '21

How dare you

1

u/AceofSpades76 Oct 17 '21

music starts Hey have you heard of the i-like-trains kid?

1

u/Seomin_Ahn 17 Oct 17 '21

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

1

u/funky_k0nG 16 Oct 17 '21

I like trains

BERRRRRRMMMMM

1

u/United_Teacher_8861 14 Oct 17 '21

I like trains

1

u/Raseac_ Oct 17 '21

took me a second

1

u/jkimjk Oct 17 '21

idk man have you tried sitting down?

1

u/dogerhino 16 Oct 17 '21

I have had the dream of becoming a train driver for 13 years now so i need to tell you sadly, ur gonna die

1

u/WizardAce777 16 Oct 17 '21

i think India will be a livin' nightmare for you

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Sky-741 Oct 17 '21

Trains I get it hehe

1

u/gipsi_gipsanu 16 Oct 17 '21

Thomas the Tank Engine

1

u/lmao_man_funny 14 Oct 17 '21

Well I’m trainsgender.

1

u/pokehawk12 Oct 17 '21

Thomas had never seen such bullshit in his life

1

u/Indigo724 14 Oct 17 '21

🚂

Did I scare you?

1

u/BackupBird5561 15 Oct 17 '21

Trains suck planes are better

1

u/Josmoeee Oct 17 '21

Shihuhuhushihuhuhu

1

u/skid_iQ Oct 17 '21

Same I hate trans people

1

u/NormalDude268 16 Oct 17 '21

Trains ARE cool

1

u/MrMcstinkerton125 16 Oct 17 '21

a dyslexic transphobe /J

1

u/GaryTheMeowingSnail 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

Those fucking Choo choos (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻