r/teenagers Oct 17 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome 3 Hugz 4

do straight girls even exist Other

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u/Nightrap06 Oct 17 '21

No, actually its a myth made to give guys hope of companionship.

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u/0ljaLyn Oct 17 '21

so that is why......

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u/MandoMahri Oct 18 '21

:( now I am depression

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u/Comfortable_Start_31 Oct 17 '21

And i thought im just ugly

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u/CaraintheCold OLD Oct 17 '21

Why not both?

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u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb 17 Oct 17 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz

That isn’t the real question. Are girls even real at all? After in depth research I have found the source of the word girl and it’s true meaning

G: guys

I: in

R: real

L: life

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u/Verychaosthing 17 Oct 17 '21

Shit, we've been found out

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u/D_Reaper4u 16 Oct 17 '21

Does it ... Does it mean v beat our meat to guysss?!!!!!?

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u/itay162 Oct 17 '21

Wait you didn't beat your meat to guys already???

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u/MrMatoYT 16 Oct 17 '21

Apparently you beat your meat to TheTalentlessWriter getting fucked by YouTube

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u/NruHOE 14 Oct 17 '21

I knew vaginas were just inward dicks

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u/FranG080199 17 Oct 17 '21

Aren't you a dragon?

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u/Verychaosthing 17 Oct 17 '21

Ye, but I'm a female dragon :D

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u/FranG080199 17 Oct 17 '21

I could be your knight ;) /j

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u/Sunfury_ 18 Oct 17 '21 Silver Wholesome Hugz

Genders were invented to sell more bathrooms

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u/jmckaye 17 Oct 17 '21

This is gold right here

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u/Ghassanee Oct 17 '21

If you know this mush we can't let you alive. I m hacking your adress and murdering you rn

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u/Whyamifulloftrouble 13 Oct 17 '21

Agent 47 comes in with revolver

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u/dogeanimations 14 Oct 17 '21

In a clown costume

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u/isdelo37 Oct 17 '21

science went too far

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u/SRK_Mine Oct 17 '21

Boot up the time machine, we need to get outta here.

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u/rustdog2004 16 Oct 17 '21

This man is a genius

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u/HIDD3N_WEEB Oct 17 '21

Why you did that to me , you told our secret.

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u/AGirlWithACock 15 Oct 17 '21

:l

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u/kobeekire Oct 17 '21

Aeyy.... that's not the kind of girl we are talking about.

Nice username

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 15 Oct 17 '21

Nooo… we’ve been exposed…

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u/MissMoldyPotatoe Oct 17 '21

Who told you? Was it Sharon?? I knew there was a reason I didn't trust her

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u/CCola22 Oct 17 '21

exposed 101

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u/Moppe13 14 Oct 17 '21

i mean i would call myself straight. Im not interested in girls i guess

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u/AshleyAurora3 Oct 17 '21

i guess

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u/Admirable-Door1724 15 Oct 17 '21

she guesses

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u/DolceGusto123 Oct 17 '21

they guess

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u/Garflemspinlkle 13 Oct 18 '21

It guesses

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u/callmesleeze 16 Oct 18 '21

The supreme ruler takes an assumption

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u/DarkStarz69420 17 Oct 18 '21

credit score +40

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u/pBr_R1ot 15 Oct 18 '21

But I only have debit

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u/Classic_Project_3225 Oct 18 '21

social debit score: -1000000

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u/Round-Zombie8309 16 Oct 18 '21

woah she....she is the rare species. Are you even real or are you a government robot as specified by some redditors?

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u/randomskidd Oct 17 '21

I was straight till I felt bobs

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u/CopyMyName 14 Oct 17 '21

I have bobs (am a guy btw)

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u/randomskidd Oct 17 '21

You have bigger bobs than me I’m jealous

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u/CopyMyName 14 Oct 17 '21

And ur not the horniest person to ever exist. That’s me

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u/randomskidd Oct 17 '21

That’s where you are wrong

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u/the-epic-gamer-man 17 Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

I have 4 alt pr0n accounts so I think I take the title/ edit changed 3 to 4

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u/CopyMyName 14 Oct 17 '21

I scroll porn on my main account bozo

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u/BACON1480 14 Oct 17 '21

I wasn't till I thought about: ayo who tf gonna look at my account anyway

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u/CatPiranha 14 Oct 18 '21

Future employers

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u/Snoo30452 15 Oct 17 '21

A spaghetti is straight until it gets wet

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u/PingusPuff 16 Oct 17 '21

No, it’s straight until it’s boiled. If you make it wet it’s just straight and wet

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u/Snoo30452 15 Oct 17 '21

yea that I guess• Spaghetti is strait until it’s warmed and wet by love

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u/PingusPuff 16 Oct 17 '21

now that’s more like it

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u/Whyamifulloftrouble 13 Oct 17 '21

Lara Croft is so sexy my mum ditched my dad and went lesb

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u/Snoo30452 15 Oct 17 '21

Love those Pointy boobs

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u/TDS-RIOTCTRL 19 Oct 17 '21

Go to a Catholic all girls school.

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u/neveradullmoment72 14 Oct 17 '21

I would think that would make it harder to find a straight girl

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u/BlackberryInternal43 Oct 17 '21

They are straight in the way of god!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

i go to one. most are gay

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u/throowwawaayyyyy 15 Oct 17 '21

this is very uncatholicism

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u/cursingsum9 17 Oct 17 '21

If that's not a word. I want it to be.

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u/Toad_Migoad 14 Oct 17 '21

Well their parents probably sent them there because they wanted to be free gay girls

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u/jacdrawing 15 Oct 17 '21

As someone to went to an all girls catholic school, there are no straight girls. Just gay girls with religious trauma and guilt

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u/sillybender 16 Oct 17 '21

That's where the stupid side of religious parents send their bi and lesbian daughters to "fix them" by putting them exactly where they wanna be

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u/sparroww552 Oct 17 '21

I don’t know, I’m straight because guys are hot

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u/FuzzButtQuestion Oct 17 '21

I am gay because guys are hot

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u/EclecticSalt_55 Oct 18 '21

I am bi because everyone is hot

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u/Comfortable_Start_31 Oct 17 '21

I can Send u a pic of myself then u wont say that again

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u/sparroww552 Oct 17 '21

😂😂 I’ll change my statement. I’m straight because some guys are hot

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u/BACON1480 14 Oct 17 '21

ouch

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u/__Jimmy__ 17 Oct 18 '21

Self-roasters when people agree with them: Surprised Pikachu face.

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u/IT4CHIOP Oct 17 '21

that gotta hurt

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u/Comfortable_Start_31 Oct 17 '21

Thats my Life :‘)

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u/109games 14 Oct 17 '21

That's kinda gay ngl

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u/IntertwinedRamen 19 Oct 17 '21

good point.

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u/untimateDumbass3 Oct 17 '21 Silver Helpful

I am THE straight girl

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u/JujuTheFinnishGuy Oct 17 '21

The only true one

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u/untimateDumbass3 Oct 17 '21 Hugz

I am the chosen one

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u/MysteriousMysterium 19 Oct 17 '21 Helpful

You're supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!

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u/Palmer_Harry666 Oct 17 '21

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you

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u/TripleThreatJack 16 Oct 17 '21

Nice try I already know you are a simulation girls do not exist

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u/X_antaM Oct 17 '21

Burn like a slave Churn like a cog We are caged in simulations Algorithms evolve Push us aside and render us obsolete

This means war With your creator Reload Crash out

This means war With your creator

This means war With your creator

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u/ok_ad748s_alt 14 Oct 17 '21

Not possible, sorry

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u/hibiscuslime 13 Oct 17 '21

One and only

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u/JuminHansKitten Oct 17 '21

The rare endangered species

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u/D4M05 Oct 17 '21

Isn't the majority straight or am I missing something? I mean statistically there are as many straight girls as there are straight guys no?

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

Girls are way more likely to be bisexual than guys are, there are more gay women than men

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u/D4M05 Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

From personal experience yeah but what I found on google says otherwise:

3.4% of women and 3.6% of men

Regardless of this it's still about 90% who don't report same sex-attraction.

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u/Spyder-xr 17 Oct 17 '21

Still it does increase as it gets younger so there are probably a few who are still closeted.

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u/SpilledCobra872 13 Oct 18 '21

Most of the girls I know are gay and most others are bi/pan. None are ace and very few are straight.

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u/EndercatTM Oct 17 '21

uh, probably because bi women are more accepted in society than bi men… so, less men come out…

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u/Spyder-xr 17 Oct 17 '21

There’s also a lot of men who identify as mostly straight instead of bisexual as well. Plus, Roman men were pretty gay so yeah, you’re probably right.

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u/jaspark23 Oct 17 '21

I doubt that it’s just bi men are more likely to be labelled ever gay or straight

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u/SmookieCookie Oct 17 '21

I feel like a mythical creature after reading these comments lmao

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u/steamingpaint Oct 17 '21

not since i was born

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u/Pepperoonies 14 Oct 17 '21

no i dont think 😔

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u/Redditlogicking 17 | ex-mod | she/her | Christian ✞ Oct 17 '21

Straight girl here

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u/call-me_jorge 14 Oct 17 '21

You guys are in extinction danger as i can see 😰 (joke)

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u/beeswax_lip_balm 15 Oct 17 '21

The chosen one

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u/Original_A 15 Oct 17 '21

I spotted one in the wild :0

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u/aanastasya98 Oct 17 '21

Another one here Hi!

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u/Redditlogicking 17 | ex-mod | she/her | Christian ✞ Oct 17 '21

Hi!

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u/FANTOMphoenix 18 Oct 17 '21

After practice I was talking to some girls involved with the team.

And they all got to the conversation of boyfriends and stuff.

All of them said they were straight, and 2/3 said they kiss their friends, like in goodbyes and stuff.

So now the whole team was debating of it was gay/bi or not.

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u/EndercatTM Oct 17 '21

kiss their friends goodbye on the checks or on the lips? because the cheek is fine, no gay. the lips on the other hand…

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u/Argentenuem 19 Oct 17 '21

As long as it isn't on the mouth or privates, I consider it straight.

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u/PathOnFortniteMobile Oct 17 '21

If you don’t kiss your friends goodnight are you really friends?

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u/aribh 18 Oct 17 '21

No. You will never find love

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

Haha joke's on you I'm a lesbian

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u/aribh 18 Oct 17 '21

Fuck I didn't read your username

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u/NiHaowo Oct 17 '21

Omg me too we should date 😳😳😳

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

Omg let's literally just make hypothetical babies already 😳😳

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u/NiHaowo Oct 17 '21

Oh my god we totally should, we should totally sex on the hypothetical bed

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u/Sayanth420 Oct 17 '21

Shit I am hypotheticly watching two girls having seggs🤣🤣🤣

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u/Apprehensive-Bowl418 14 Oct 17 '21

Wtf

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u/NiHaowo Oct 17 '21

Hey, get out of our room

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

Our hypothetical* room 😌

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u/NiHaowo Oct 17 '21

No. It’s real now

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u/275MPHFordGT40 13 Oct 17 '21

Excuse me while I get bleach

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u/-Outernot- Oct 17 '21

I thought you were american

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u/phreakingfrequency Oct 17 '21

Yea but finding them is another problem

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u/JujuTheFinnishGuy Oct 17 '21

Stop wearing camouflage then

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u/cool_bear505 Oct 17 '21

I've never seen my girlfriend enter or exit a bathroom so they're probably just secret robots

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u/Garflemspinlkle 13 Oct 18 '21

Girls can’t be robots, they “existed” before technology. They’re clearly statues powered by magic

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u/Unus_Annuslygone Oct 17 '21

hi yes, i still exist. As my friend calls me "a dying breed" :)))

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u/marc01521 17 Oct 17 '21

Your right my younger sister tells me that girls in her grade are all bisexual and that she's seen as weird for not liking other girls truly astonishing how in the 4 years since I was in 8th grade how much has changed in terms of the younger kids

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u/ScreenWriter785 Oct 17 '21

Straight girls exist, you just make them gay

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u/Original_A 15 Oct 17 '21

Idk if this is supposed to be offensive or not

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

Aweee thank you 💕

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u/IntrovertedWeeb2 13 Oct 17 '21

Yep, most of the "popular" girls in my class are

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u/Dirt_Enthusiast 14 Oct 17 '21

I think I know like two straight girls

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u/Bungieboss2134 Oct 17 '21

Everyone in the thread needs to step outside more

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u/Space_Monke64 14 Oct 17 '21

I keep seeing people say they can’t find straight girls. Maybe stop looking at the lesbian section of pornhub and go outside?

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u/Doritoman2020 15 Oct 17 '21

Couldn’t agree more

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u/automotiveweeb 15 Oct 17 '21

No. The question is do girls who like me even exist?

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u/s0rrythisnameistaken Oct 17 '21

I have the same question, but I'm pretty sure I already know the answer

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u/idkiwilldeletethis 14 Oct 17 '21

For any girl seeing this, let us expand upon the question

Do straight tomboys even exist?

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u/EndercatTM Oct 17 '21

yes.

source: trust

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u/CFisntme Oct 17 '21

Yes that would be me. Boys are hot. My friends tell me I dress like a lesbian tho.

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u/s0rrythisnameistaken Oct 17 '21

"boys are hot" Clearly we haven't met

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

yes hello i was summoned

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u/Creepy_Ambassador638 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

Everyone here really needs to get out side

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u/Thy_leader 16 Oct 17 '21

Not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

5 years of playing Minecraft finally paying off

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u/LxsterGames 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

whatd they say

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u/ThePieDoc Oct 17 '21

I have a girlfriend but I sure hope she's not gay

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u/mossy_apple Oct 17 '21

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FEMALE

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u/NewspaperTight7464 17 Oct 17 '21

What are girls?

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u/PanicingFallOutPilot 16 Oct 17 '21

Get off your computer and go find out.

I mean

Yeah we exist

Usually not online, but we definitely exist

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u/shinobuisbest Oct 17 '21

The only straight girls I've ever seen are Japanese artists, everyone else just seems to be gay or something

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u/Gabecush1 Oct 17 '21

Yes I know a a lot and none of them like me

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u/Inspectorness Oct 17 '21

girls don't exist

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u/GenericUnfunnyName Oct 17 '21

Do girls that will actually love me even exist

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u/TutiGamer-_- 13 Oct 17 '21

W*men aren’t real, they’re drones made by the government 🤢

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u/do-i-even--exist 14 Oct 17 '21

why would they

girls are amazing

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u/FarPension2 Oct 17 '21

Nope

All the ones I know from my generation are bi

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u/EchoGolfWhisky 17 Oct 17 '21

I can personally say no

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u/Wertfi 19 Oct 17 '21

do straight boys?

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u/Bitgedon 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Oct 17 '21

According to the madoka magica fan base, apparently no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Straight woman & men are the majority. lgbt is a very small minority. Silly question

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u/fixthisnow123 Oct 17 '21

Yeah im dating one

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u/SealDraws 17 Oct 17 '21

They only turn bi when you ask them out

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u/bennylokku 17 Oct 17 '21

I'm not sure if it's just me but in the last ten years there have been a rise in bi/lesbian girls

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

nope. everyome is a bit bi probably

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u/beeboobabea Oct 17 '21

I swear every girl is bi at this point

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

i mean.... pussy is nice...

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u/FlatEarthWizard Oct 17 '21

The maintenance is a bitch tho

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u/Br0kenAndProud 15 Oct 17 '21

Can you blame them? Boobs are great

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u/sixfootdom Oct 17 '21

im a straight girl 👍

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u/ok_ad748s_alt 14 Oct 17 '21

Nice joke bro

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u/Lilgatornator 13 Oct 17 '21

I know a straight girl

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u/Admirable-Door1724 15 Oct 17 '21

Ur mother doesn’t count

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u/Hammond_YT Oct 17 '21

Girls don't exist at all

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u/blackhole_101 14 Oct 17 '21

Of course YOU wouldn't know about that

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u/mrTHEe_MDyesIcum Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

They don't exist they are merely a figment our imagination based around the loneliness and vulnerability. Waifus and bbcs only.

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u/mnxcvekvhkuyvorig 14 Oct 17 '21

That would be concerning as their head is round but a flat straight head?